The Truth About Literotica And The Chicks In My Basement

[Marxist]

Cage#7--Mischka came to the door selling Amway.

Cage#14--Sunstruck likes the smell of mold and shag carpeting.

Cage#3--Rubyfruit is the only one allowed to smoke or stand.

 

[Rubyfruit]

You really need to hire a cook. We're sick of the slop you try to pass off as food.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I hear that chick poo is highly acidic and can burn holes in the bottom of the kiddie pool. I hope you put newspaper down.

 

[Marxist]

You really need to hire a cook. We're sick of the slop you try to pass off as food.

Shut up and quit trying to fuck Lexie with your pinkie.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hey, I just wanted to show her how a bigger cock than yours might feel.

 

[sunstruck]

Ok that shag carpeting thing was a secret, and if Ruby gets to smoke, I want a Jack and Coke.

Hey, what's she smokin? Shotgun this way Rubysweets.

 

[desert spike]

You gals are a riot!! LMAO

 

[Mischka]

Can we at least get passthroughs between the cages? Even hamsters have those. It gets cold down here, and the one time a month you show interest in us isn't enough to keep us warm.

 

[lovetoread]

Do they have an exercise wheel?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Can we at least get passthroughs between the cages? Even hamsters have those. It gets cold down here, and the one time a month you show interest in us isn't enough to keep us warm.

I agree, and could we have some toys? Ring up Mr. Rubyfruit and ask him to drop off the Sybian, ok? Oh, and my double dildo and the big pump bottle of lube, too.

 

[sunstruck]

I agree, and could we have some toys? Ring up Mr. Rubyfruit and ask him to drop off the Sybian, ok? Oh, and my double dildo and the big pump bottle of lube, too.

Ok, I'm scared now.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Don't be scared. I promise, this wont hurt a bit.

 

[sunstruck]

Don't be scared. I promise, this wont hurt a bit.

Yeah, that's what Marxist said before I got stuck in this cage.

Trust no one. That lube bottle is full right?

 

[Rubyfruit]

About 80 percent, and it's a big bottle.

You'll be crying out "sweet jesus" before I'm done with you.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Is this a petting zoo? And, if so, when are visiting hours?

And, Ruby, if she won't say it, I will: "Sweet Jesus!"

 

[Mischka]

Is this a petting zoo?

Ooh! Can I be the llama?

 

[sunstruck]

Ok I just found out what a sybian was! HELP!!!!!!

 

[lovetoread]

Ooh! Can I be the llama?

Do you spit?

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'd like to find out when visiting hours are too, because I'm sure Hamlet could have me eating out of his hand in no time.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I gotta warn you, though: my palms are very ticklish. And if Mischka starts spitting on me, I'll just collapse in a little oily puddle of goo.

 

[Mischka]

Do you spit?

If need be. But we can always rely on Ruby's tub o' lube if we need extra.

 

[Rubyfruit]

*laughing* Mischka darling, you crack me up. I hope we're cagemates.

Hamlet, we can bypass the eating out of your hand thing. I'm pretty sure you can feed me directly. I'll just get on my knees and open my mouth, ok?

 

[sunstruck]

Ok this is starting to sound more fun.

 

[sunstruck]

Is this a more appropriate outfit?

 

[Rubyfruit]

I liked the teddy bear with the strap on.

Oh wait, that sounds pretty sick and twisted.