The trouble with toilet paper

[GuiltyPleasure]

The double ply sheets don't split at the same perforations. Somebody needs firing.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Who uses only one square per wipe?

 

[Que]

You are one rotation ahead with what should be the bottom side of the tissue.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Who uses only one square per wipe?

That's not the point. GFY.

You are one rotation ahead with what should be the bottom side of the tissue.

No, it's a whole-roll problem. Mechanics.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I can not help with the TP conundrum. Though I have found Que's observation to be true.

I just have a question.

someone said recently GFY is a guy...for real??? all this time I thought the opposite. How did I miss this?

Also, he now speaks?? that's awsome

 

[Noor]

I can not help with the TP conundrum. Though I have found Que's observation to be true.

I just have a question.

someone said recently GFY is a guy...for real??? all this time I thought the opposite. How did I miss this?

Also, he now speaks?? that's awsome

I assume GFY is a guy and he has been speaking for some time now. I remember the first time we saw him speak

 

[thør]

First world problems.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

First world problems.

Well, I hope to get to the bottom of it.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

I can not help with the TP conundrum. Though I have found Que's observation to be true.

I just have a question.

someone said recently GFY is a guy...for real??? all this time I thought the opposite. How did I miss this?

Also, he now speaks?? that's awsome

Is it awesome? He doesn't say much. I have no clue as to his/her/its gender, sorry.

 

[thør]

Well, I hope to get to the bottom of it.

Paper is no substitute for a shower.

 

[sigh]

You are one rotation ahead with what should be the bottom side of the tissue.

Right. Just take the top ply only, and unwrap it while leaving the bottom ply in place. One turn is usually all it takes to get the two back in line.

 

[thør]

Is it really a problem?

 

[phrodeau]

Keep a pair of scissors by your toilet. Then as the turds come out, neatly snip them off.

 

[thør]

Keep a pair of scissors by your toilet. Then as the turds come out, neatly snip them off.

But not with fabric shears!

 

[Bidin~Time]

Is it awesome? He doesn't say much. I have no clue as to his/her/its gender, sorry.

I didn't know he/she ever posted anything but pics. And here, in your thread, I see actual words. Clearly, that is noteworthy. I'll rethink the use of Awesome as it was probably the cold medicine making me excitable.

 

[Aquagal]

But not with fabric shears!

Pinking shears

 

[thør]

Pinking shears

Kinky!

 

[Noor]

Pinking shears

Pinking shears are fabric scissors

 

[Hypoxia]

A guest was in the bathroom. She ran out of TP. She called out, "Hey, I just ran out of TP!" I cracked the door open and threw her a dried corncob. Hey, it's traditional. No, she did not come to bed with us afterward. Who wants a dirty asshole?

 

[thør]

Pinking shears are fabric scissors

Only if designated by the scissor purchaser.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Thank you all for your invaluable in-put. I simply changed brands.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I hate cheap tp, a birdie butt is delicate.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

A guest was in the bathroom. She ran out of TP. She called out, "Hey, I just ran out of TP!" I cracked the door open and threw her a dried corncob. Hey, it's traditional. No, she did not come to bed with us afterward. Who wants a dirty asshole?

Wouldn't that be a bit like wiping with a cheese grater?

 

[PeteHulbert37]

A roommate of mine asked, "why do you buy the expensive kind, its' just getting poop on it then you flush it".

I replied, "you can use the cheap thin stuff on your ass. I'll use what I like."

Pretty sure, to this day he buys Cottonelle.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

I didn't know he/she ever posted anything but pics. And here, in your thread, I see actual words. Clearly, that is noteworthy. I'll rethink the use of Awesome as it was probably the cold medicine making me excitable.

Are you insinuating I have an audio stalker?