The Tow Truck Driver

[TN_Vixen]

was a hottie. Had to have my car towed today because the starter went out. I find out that the reason my starter shorted out was because I have an oil leak that needs plugging. So, my cost went from $275 to $600+ in seconds flat.

The upswing is that the tow truck driver was very cute. He had about 5 earrings in his left ear, a shaved head and a great smile. I think my judgement is getting skewed from lack of sex. I'm gonna start humping the furniture soon.

HELP!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

was a hottie. Had to have my car towed today because the starter went out. I find out that the reason my starter shorted out was because I have an oil leak that needs plugging. So, my cost went from $275 to $600+ in seconds flat.

The upswing is that the tow truck driver was very cute. He had about 5 earrings in his left ear, a shaved head and a great smile. I think my judgement is getting skewed from lack of sex. I'm gonna start humping the furniture soon.

HELP!

lmao, may I offer my arm chair?? j/k!

 

[cap in hand]

((((TN))))

 

[TN_Vixen]

Dillypop's cock AV is doing nothing to supress the furniture-humping frenzy. I'm presently using all my willpower not to straddle the recliner heheh.

 

[freescorfr]

So it's not just the oil leak that needs plugging, TN.

 

[Demian]

Tow Truck Drivers, Mechanics, and Meter Maids

Car Owner: "Gee, Mr. Mechanic...How much do you think this is gonna cost me?"

Mechanic: "Do you know wut that thing there in the Engine is?"

Car Owner: "Yes"

Mechanic: "How about that Thing-a-maBob over there?"

 

[TN_Vixen]

So it's not just the oil leak that needs plugging, TN.

~laughing. Um, no. I'm plug-deprived.

 

[Thumper]

Well.....

I never thought I would find myself wishing I was an ottoman.

 

[LukkyKnight]

It just so happens that in a previous life I was a leather loveseat.

 

[Thumper]

I....

am a leather loveseat.

C'mere and take a load off Ms. Vixen.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: I....

am a leather loveseat.

C'mere and take a load off Ms. Vixen.

leather?

humping furiously

 

[Weird Harold]

I'm presently using all my willpower not to straddle the recliner heheh.

I'm very good at reclining! You might say I'm a world champion recliner.

I sure wouldn't mind being YOUR recliner!

 

[TN_Vixen]

I'm very good at reclining! You might say I'm a world champion recliner.

I sure wouldn't mind being YOUR recliner!

A World Champion you say? Damn. I've never humped a world champion recliner before.

you flirt!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

There Is Only One Vixen!

I Am Not Gonna Play The Part Of Furniture.

I Would Fuck You In A Second Though!

Toronto To Tennessee ....

How Far Is That?

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: There Is Only One Vixen!

I Am Not Gonna Play The Part Of Furniture.

I Would Fuck You In A Second Though!

Toronto To Tennessee ....

How Far Is That?

I'm honored! RNAB thinks I'm fuckable! yay!

Toronto to TN? peanuts baby, peanuts.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Did I mention that the tow (towe?) truck driver was hot?

I did?

Ok, nevermind.

 

[alvin462]

I'm loading my favorite chair in truck now. Will head south in minutes.