The Topless Hygenist

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The dentist gets a new very buxom hygenist. when the patients ask why she works topless, she explains, "well, since all the guys just stare at my chest anyhow, I figure if they see what I have, they'll relax more quickly."

But why is she topless for the females too?

And what does she do about the ones who don't "relax" but instead, get stiff?
 
The dentist gets a new very buxom hygenist. when the patients ask why she works topless, she explains, "well, since all the guys just stare at my chest anyhow, I figure if they see what I have, they'll relax more quickly."

But why is she topless for the females too?

And what does she do about the ones who don't "relax" but instead, get stiff?

ah well....hum....

a better one would be topless haircuts! lots of, in your face!
 
ah well....hum....

a better one would be topless haircuts! lots of, in your face!

Agreed. I've read that though- thought topless dentistry might be a new twist...plus i was off to the dentist, so had that on the brain.
 
I don't know about this idea. The position they work in, those boobs would be right in your face and in the way of their work. Best to stick with haircuts. Or car washes.
 
I don't know about this idea. The position they work in, those boobs would be right in your face and in the way of their work. Best to stick with haircuts. Or car washes.

I wonder if a guy, could have self control .... while getting a topless hair cut?
 
why would he want to?

True, he would want to bed her.

I like the idea of being in a public place, and he can’t have her. That her breasts are in his face and maybe her nipples poke him a couple times….maybe for kicks as she likes him, she teases him and tries to move her nipple by his mouth just to torture him?
 
further

You could have a second pretty young hygenist ( or two ) just give head to each male patient. Part of their practi-cum. Rates for the clinic go way up but nobody seems to mind. Town eventaully becomes known for men with really nice teeth.


hweeee!!! chrissy ~~~
 
You could have a second pretty young hygenist ( or two ) just give head to each male patient. Part of their practi-cum. Rates for the clinic go way up but nobody seems to mind. Town eventaully becomes known for men with really nice teeth.


hweeee!!! chrissy ~~~

haha, this is a fantastic idea. local businesses just star offering blowjobs with all their services. get blown while having your ___ done.
 
Ok, it's time to put in my two cents.
I like the topless bit, and I even like the dentist bit.
The thing you're all overlooking is when she does this.

Have you ever noticed when you got Novocaine in you gums, half of your mouth is numb, and you got a vacuum tube in your mouth, the nurse always leaves the room and turns down the lights, but leaves the door open so you know people are out there?

What if she didn't leave the room when she turned down the lights, but put the head of your seat down, and opened the door while she took off her top, encouraging you to feel her up while the people in the hall all watch?

What if you got an erection but couldn't reach around the hinged table to masturbate?
What if each woman who entered the room took off her top and gave you a hand job?

As for self control, I wouldn't want to come on the instruments that go in my mouth, but I guess some people might like that.
 
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what about the resturant, "Hooters" as you guys love what those girls wear...why not have them topless?




The dentist gets a new very buxom hygenist. when the patients ask why she works topless, she explains, "well, since all the guys just stare at my chest anyhow, I figure if they see what I have, they'll relax more quickly."

But why is she topless for the females too?

And what does she do about the ones who don't "relax" but instead, get stiff?
 
I just a re-run of a promo

for Jennifer Aniston's, "Mean Bosses" or whatever that movie was. She is a dentist who does sexual things to her patients under anesthesia.
I LOVE the clip they showed: She calls her assistant in, locks the door, turns to face him, and is wearing only an open white gown with only brief panties and stockings on under it. Now, she could do anything she wanted to me wearing that!:)

I could imagine this being even more sexy than topless, where is is not so blatent, but still in-your-face, so to speak? It could seem aci-dental that way. I've had some sexy hygenists and one was a good friend. It WOULD make people show up for their appointments and not cancel. And, why not dentists too? Mine is a sexy Vietnamese lady that I wouldn't mind seeing more of. I think it would help ease the pain and calm the nerves, if not the blood pressure.

I have had several hair cutters rub breasts into my head and shoulders, and crotches on my arms. I swear some didn't even do it on purpose, or actually liked me. lol Yes, they got a good tip.
 
what about the resturant, "Hooters" as you guys love what those girls wear...why not have them topless?
The Hooters girls (especially in southern states like Texas) are indeed known for there big breasts, but 98 out of 100 percent are fake (just use the other 2). ;)
By fake I mean giving the illusion of something that's untrue (not silicone necessarily).
 
what about the resturant, "Hooters" as you guys love what those girls wear...why not have them topless?

I like the idea of the girls going topless, but I know the owners would never agree to it. Allowing the girls to go topless runs the risk of undermining the ornithological innocence their enterprise has spent decades to carefully cultivate.
 
I can't wait to see that movie "Mean Bosses"

I loved some of her other movies, like think its called "friends with money" where Jennifer cleans homes, and she discovers a womans vibrator and...well :eek:

I've gotten a few stories out of her movies :)

for Jennifer Aniston's, "Mean Bosses" or whatever that movie was. She is a dentist who does sexual things to her patients under anesthesia.
I LOVE the clip they showed: She calls her assistant in, locks the door, turns to face him, and is wearing only an open white gown with only brief panties and stockings on under it. Now, she could do anything she wanted to me wearing that!:)

I could imagine this being even more sexy than topless, where is is not so blatent, but still in-your-face, so to speak? It could seem aci-dental that way. I've had some sexy hygenists and one was a good friend. It WOULD make people show up for their appointments and not cancel. And, why not dentists too? Mine is a sexy Vietnamese lady that I wouldn't mind seeing more of. I think it would help ease the pain and calm the nerves, if not the blood pressure.

I have had several hair cutters rub breasts into my head and shoulders, and crotches on my arms. I swear some didn't even do it on purpose, or actually liked me. lol Yes, they got a good tip.
 
Thanks guys, ya went and broke the dentist for me.

Just random factual assistance here: It takes 10 to 15 minutes for Novocaine shots to kick in. I'm sure that's ample time for some distraction by the hygienist.

Seriously on a random note, there was one girl in one of my dentists office (was maybe 18 or so) that when she started I pretty much immediately had a fantasy of her just straddling the chair over me. There's definitely room for a story there.
 
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