The Top Ten

[snake0067]

This is a place to post your top ten favorite whatever. It can be whatever you want.

Top ten 'stupid' sexy things women can do.

10. ponytails - *shrug* I dunno
9. UF sports fan
8. boyshorts
7. teasing
6. being nerdy - what nerd doesn't love a nerdette?
5. big tongue - I dunno, larger target maybe?
4. begging - um, yeah
3. growling
2. laughter - something about a woman completely letting go
1. eye contact

 

[snake0067]

Top Ten favorite pornstars

1. Jenna Haze
2. Monica Sweetheart
3. Nikita Denise
4. Alaura Eden
5. Carmella Bing
6. Gianna Michaels
7. Carmella Bing
8. Avy Scott
9. lily thai
10. Carmel Moore


Top Ten favorite foods

1. sushi
2. raw oysters
3. pho
4. fettucine alfredo
5. venison stroganoff
6. fried shrimp
7. breaded steak sandwich (cuban)
8. tuna curry
9. cheese burger
10. conch fritters

 

[Kylan]

Ten things Men can learn from watching porn.

1) All women get really turned on when a Man says, "Yeah baby, you like that."
2) Men should always yell, “Yeeeeaaaahhhh!!” when they come.
3) When standing during fellatio, a Man should place one hand on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other on his hip.
4) Whilst a woman is giving fellatio it's important for a Man to remind her what she’s doing by saying, “Yeah baby, Suck it.”
5) Men say, “Yeah!” a lot
6) When a Man goes down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
7) Sex generally last 5-7 minutes unless you change positions and setting.
8) It’s O.K to have sex with a woman who says she’s 15 as long as she looks 28.
9) All women enjoy giving head immediately after a Man’s cock is removed from their ass.
10) Being a delivery boy of any kind is the employment all Men should aspire to.

 

[snake0067]

1) All women get really turned on when a Man says, "Yeah baby, you like that."
2) Men should always yell, “Yeeeeaaaahhhh!!” when they come.
3) When standing during fellatio, a Man should place one hand on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other on his hip.
4) Whilst a woman is giving fellatio it's important for a Man to remind her what she’s doing by saying, “Yeah baby, Suck it.”
5) Men say, “Yeah!” a lot
6) When a Man goes down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
7) Sex generally last 5-7 minutes unless you change positions and setting.
8) It’s O.K to have sex with a woman who says she’s 15 as long as she looks 28.
9) All women enjoy giving head immediately after a Man’s cock is removed from their ass.
10) Being a delivery boy of any kind is the employment all Men should aspire to.

heh funny

 

[cheekygirl]

1) All women get really turned on when a Man says, "Yeah baby, you like that."
2) Men should always yell, “Yeeeeaaaahhhh!!” when they come.
3) When standing during fellatio, a Man should place one hand on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other on his hip.
4) Whilst a woman is giving fellatio it's important for a Man to remind her what she’s doing by saying, “Yeah baby, Suck it.”
5) Men say, “Yeah!” a lot
6) When a Man goes down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
7) Sex generally last 5-7 minutes unless you change positions and setting.
8) It’s O.K to have sex with a woman who says she’s 15 as long as she looks 28.
9) All women enjoy giving head immediately after a Man’s cock is removed from their ass.
10) Being a delivery boy of any kind is the employment all Men should aspire to.

laughing my ass off....