The tip of my penis swelled up and went purple.

[Squibbs]

Again.

 

[KyleW]

We know. Dolf posted a picture of it.

 

[thør]

You might have to whack it off.

 

[neci]

purple is better than green.

 

[Squibbs]

We know. Dolf posted a picture of it.

Again?

 

[Squibbs]

You might have to whack it off.

Again?

 

[Squibbs]

purple is better than green.

Still.

 

[Cade Is Here]

Again.

Still calling your wife the N word?

 

[warrior queen]

Could be worse.

 

[pete]

Could be worse.

i chuckled

 

[Tryharder62]

I'm a nurse. Want me to kiss it and make it better?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Don't slam it in a door.

 

[thør]

Don't slam it in a door.

Or step on it.

 

[dolf]

Could be worse.

 

[warrior queen]

I had to crop the pic to meet lits rules.... but it's an incredibly small penis.
The size of the thighs gives some proportion.

 

[dolf]

I had to crop the pic to meet lits rules.... but it's an incredibly small penis.
The size of the thighs gives some proportion.

tiny todgers can be fun too.

 

[unregistered]

 

[warrior queen]

tiny todgers can be fun too.

I admit to being a size queen.
I don't care how well he knows how to use it, if it's tiny I just don't get anything.

 

[unregistered]

 

[JBCorbell]

Given your personality. I would say that the swelling is from lack of use.

 

[warrior queen]

Exactly.

I say the way to get a tight piece of pussy is to fill it full of dick.

You can quote me.

I'm nothing if not accommodating

 

[dolf]

I admit to being a size queen.
I don't care how well he knows how to use it, if it's tiny I just don't get anything.

some guys feel the same about tits.

 

[warrior queen]

some guys feel the same about tits.

It's good that people have preferences.
Everybody liking exactly the same thing would make life very limiting!

 

[cleaver]

Slagging the only laugh lines in Babs and Seth's upcoming disaster pic is always a win!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Or step on it.

Then he'd have to have two very short legs or one really long one.