The Time Has Come

[lavender]

 

[Starfish]

Oh Mischka,

I am so proud, because you, unlike many of us, don't post here unless you really have imput that counts and betters the site, thus never aiding in the clutter, and that is a feat in itself, because this place sucks things out of you, that no other entity has the power to.

Congratulations on your 1000th.

Here is a nice Pinata for our little party for you.

It reminds me of your av, although I realize that they are completly different concepts and of different ethnic origin.

 

[Barb Dwyer]

WTG, Mischka!

I have a couple right off the bat:

Horse of a different color

What a Baby Dala

Top dala

 

[Mischka]

OK. Here it is. With the expectation of posting something substantive, I feel an incredible pressure to say something more than just... . But I won't.

 

[Laurel]

That is one scary looking pinata! Congratulations, Mischka. First law school, now this. This is just too much excitement for one person to handle!

 

[Mischka]

Now that the pressure is off, I can blather away again. Barb, I love all of your suggestions. The best I have come up with is "cog." Which is how I'm currently feeling after interviewing with all of these massive firms. And it's only the beginning.

OK, so which title should I go with? And can anyone top Barb (though I'm personally betting such a task is near impossible).

 

[lavender]

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I like, "Funboy's nympho sex slave" or "International Harem Girl"

or maybe you could just go with: "Literotica Litigator"

 

[Mischka]

Thanks IFB - "Funboy's nympho sex slave" is a close second to Horse of a Different Color. Really.

But I couldn't dream of taking Lit Litigator. I'm merely a litigator larva at this point. And there are too many other people ahead of me in line for that title.

 

[Barb Dwyer]

While waiting for someone (anyone) to climb on TOP of me, I have been sitting here going crazy trying to remember the name of that precision drill team with those sexy costumes that used to march in the Cotton Bowl parades.

Can't you just picture Mischka in one of those little skirts, cowboy hats, arm gauntlets and fringed midriff jackets-six guns a blazing in the courtroom? I don't know if this is right or not but how about

Texas Rangerette

Lone Star Lawyer

Rising Star

 

[lavender]

 

[Cheyenne]

But I couldn't dream of taking Lit Litigator. I'm merely a litigator larva at this point.

I like it!

Litigator Larva has a ring to it!


(Congrats, by the way.)

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Jessica Rabbit

What else did you expect from me

But if you ARE going to keep the horse... how bout pinata poseur?

 

[Bob Peale]

I vote for...

Biff

 

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

 

[Mischka]

Barb you must have some crazy intuition going on. Mischka you are going to HAVE to post that picture of you in the fucked up cheerleader costume now!

Don't worry. As soon as I get a scanner, I will post that dreadful pic. I already promised. And Barb, your intuition is uncanny. Except change the fringe to across the chest and make it a top hat instead of a cowboy hat.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I already promised.

You promised something else too

and its nearly September...