The Tightwad Genie

[R Nitelight]

You rub the bottle, the genie smokes out. Offers you two wishes. What do you wish for?

 

[jcgirl]

Bigger breasts and a tighter ass...........

 

[Rosebud]

tighter breasts bigger ass

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

The ladies of the BB,and infinite wishes.

 

[jcgirl]

ROFLMFAO

 

[R Nitelight]

mackdaddy_74

You know the rules, my friend. You can have the first, but the second one always pisses him off, and the last thing you want is a pissed-off genie........

 

[jcgirl]

Everyone wants infinite wishes.............how about just being able to eat infinite cheesecakes?.......and still get the bigger breasts and tighter ass?

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

stupid me,thinking with the small head again.

ok keep the first,the second,I will reserve for the time being.

 

[Rosebud]

ROFLMFAO

if you are going to laugh yours off...may i have it???

 

[jcgirl]

NO RESERVES!!! Can......I ..........ummmmm......have your second wish.......please???????? <batting eyelashes>

 

[jcgirl]

ROFLMFAO

if you are going to laugh yours off...may i have it???

Hmmmmmmm........pay for my boob job?

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

but what if I do give it to you,then five minutes later,I decide on what I wanted the wish for?

 

[jcgirl]

Mybe.....just maybe Ill let you have it back.....for a minimal fee of course.......<wink>

 

[Rosebud]

My boobs are triple Ds...how much do you want

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

I think if you want it,you should pay the fee.

 

[jcgirl]

Oh Mack I think not...........


At least 1 D Rose. LOL

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

ok I will make the second wish to get a Dodge Viper.

 

[R Nitelight]

mackdaddy_74

With all the ladies of the Board at your disposal, I think you should wish for something with more seats.

 

[jcgirl]

A Viper? Then youd have all the girl you want........your 1st wish would be moot. Still one wish left.......now can I have it?

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

no Viper,*sniff,sniff*.
ok,I will think of something.

 

[Nobody Special]

Remainds me of a Joke

One day a man was walking on the beach and finds a bottle. he picks it up and rubs it and a Ginie appears and says, "Due to the demand on wishes, I will only grant you ONE wish." The man looks at the Genie for a minute wile thinking of what he wants, and says "well... I'm afraid of flying and of boats and I really want to go to Hawaii. I WISH you build me a free way going to Hawaii."

The Genie looks at him and says "Do you know how much time and effort it will be to build you a bridge to Hawaii? I don't have the time for that, Please make another wish." The man thinks for a little wile longer and then says, "OK, I wish to understand Women." the Genie looks at the man and says, "Would you like your free way 2 lanes or 4?"

Thought you would like that one

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[Nicole]

Wish # 1 ... To meet and be happy with Havoc and Rosebud, and our kids to get along.

Wish # 2 ... To win enough money in the lottery to build a house big enough to take both of our Families, and live happily ever after awwwwwwwwww

I don't want much out of life except to be happy, and to finally get to America and be with them would make me happy.

 

[Guest]

Speakin' of jokes :}
here is a gross one hehe!!!



A little girl and her mother went in to a video store.
the mother went to the litter girl and the little girl asked" Mommy what is that man and woman doing in the video??
The Mother replied there makein a cake honey....
The next day the mother took her daughter to the zoo .
they went past the monkeys...The daughter saw the monkeys havein' sex ...she ask her mother "Mommy what are those monkeys doing? "The Mother replied,Ah honey those monkeys are makein a cake.. The next morning the daughter ask the mother if her and daddy was makein a cake? the mother replied, No baby why?? Because i lick the iceing off the couch!!!

all those with a week tummy do not read!!!!!!

 

[jcgirl]

Dennis Rodman and the Genie

Dennis Rodman finds a bottle on the beach and picks it up..........suddenly a female genie appears from the bottle....

"Master, I may grant you one wish?" says the genie with a smile....

"Hey, Bitch... don't you know who I am?... I don't need no woman givin me nuttin!" barks Rodman....

The genie pleads..."But Master I must grant you a wish or I will be returned

to this bottle forever."

Dennis thinks a moment...then rumbling about the inconvenience of it all ...

he says "Ok, ok...I wanna wake up with three women in my bed in the morning,

so just do it!" (giving the genie an evil glare) "Now leave me alone!" he screams....



So the annoyed genie says "So be it!", and disappears back into the bottle....



Next morning, he wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary

Clinton. His penis is gone, his leg is broken, and he has no health insurance....

 

[Rosebud]

oh jcgirl i think i love you...your joke destroyed so many people that i hate...thank you thank you