The three most dreaded words in the English language

[renard_ruse]

...some assembly required.

 

[Liar]

And yet you've helped make this guy a billionaire.

http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/4bb4e0ec7f8b9ae865210200-400-300/1-ingvar-kamprad-lost-17-billion.jpg

 

[RoryN]

"renard ruse procreating".

 

[SailorJerry]

...some assembly required.

Unless you're a Man. In which case: Best. Words. Ever.

 

[renard_ruse]

Unless you're a Man. In which case: Best. Words. Ever.

Yes, you can get your wife to do it.

 

[RoryN]

Unless you're a Man. In which case: Best. Words. Ever.

Bingo.

renard is some old shithead who hates women. The only tool in his house/apartment is the one in his mirror.

Yes, you can get your wife to do it.

If you had one, you probably would.

 

[firenzi]

And yet you've helped make this guy a billionaire.

http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/4bb4e0ec7f8b9ae865210200-400-300/1-ingvar-kamprad-lost-17-billion.jpg

I have almost zero practical skills, but for whatever reason, I can assemble Ikea furniture like nobody's business.

 

[JBCorbell]

...some assembly required.

Ahh, one of technically incompetent.

Thank you, you've made me moderately wealthy.

 

[a1eyeblind1]

...some assembly required.

"We Gotta Talk" would have been my guess; especially on the way to work in the morning, with no further details.