The Thread O' Black Bird's Bragging

[Black_Bird]

I've got a lunch date - nanny nanny boo boo!

 

[Summery]

I've got a lunch date - nanny nanny boo boo!

Congratulations! Do we get details later?

 

[Black_Bird]

Yeah... SURE!

Do I get to fabricate or do I have to tell the truth?

This is my first date since my FIRST girlfiend and I stopped talking. Almost a year and a half.

Yep... I'm a *VERY* late bloomer.

[Edit: Misspelled "Fiend"]

 

[Summery]

Yeah... SURE!

Do I get to fabricate or do I have to tell the truth?

Not like we can confirm any information.......so by all means tell the story of what happens however you wish. Just make it exciting!

 

[xzchief]

Yeah... SURE!

Do I get to fabricate or do I have to tell the truth?

This is my first date since my FIRST girlfiend and I stopped talking. Almost a year and a half.

Yep... I'm a *VERY* late bloomer.

[Edit: Misspelled "Fiend"]

Might as well tell the truth, Black_Bird. I'm going to read about your date on nationalenquirer.com.

 

[Black_Bird]

Might as well tell the truth, Black_Bird. I'm going to read about your date on nationalenquirer.com.

No no no... They wouldn't cover my date - I'm not famous enough. Now "World News" on the other hand...

I can see the headline now!

"BLACK BIRD DATES PSYCHO-AX MURDERER."

 

[xzchief]

No no no... They wouldn't cover my date - I'm not famous enough. Now "World News" on the other hand...

I can see the headline now!

"BLACK BIRD DATES PSYCHO-AX MURDERER."

I'm sure the Enquirer will write about your date. I gave them a tip personally. Just to make sure, are you Tom Cruise?

 

[Black_Bird]

I'm sure the Enquirer will write about your date. I gave them a tip personally. Just to make sure, are you Tom Cruise?

Does it look like I'm Tom Cruise?

 

[xzchief]

Does it look like I'm Tom Cruise?

Damn! Looks like my tip was a little off.

If the paparazzi asks, just say you're Tom Cruise.

 

[Summery]

Does it look like I'm Tom Cruise?

Definitely yummy!

 

[Black_Bird]

Definitely yummy!

*Blush*

Thank You... Coming from someone as HOT as yourself, it is quite an ego booster.

 

[April]

Much better than Tom Cruise.

 

[Black_Bird]

Thank you April...

As promised - an update on my Lunch Date...

That...

Never...

Happened...

I called her place at 10:20 - I was suppose to call at 10, but I was busy playing online... so I call her place and she isn't there. Then I call her cellphone, which she doesn't answer. *shrugs*

I don't know what to tell you. This sucks.

STRIKE TWO...

If she doesn't even call me with an explanation of what happened... STRIKE THREE! OUT!

[edit: She called me... She over slept - or so she says. She was really really apologetic, so I let it go. I have a bad habit of letting shit that should bother me, go. *shrugs*]

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Thank you April...

As promised - an update on my Lunch Date...

That...Never...Happened...

Hang in there buddy... give her one more chance. She could be real. I had a date lined up once and he said he slept through his alarm clock. I though *yeah yeah* but we got together and he turned out to be a very sexy person who I very much enjoy spending time with

 

[perks]

I know you have a lunch date...but ummmm

May I pleeeeeeeeeeease be your lunch?

you don't even have to put the sauce on the side

perky

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: I know you have a lunch date...but ummmm

May I pleeeeeeeeeeease be your lunch?

you don't even have to put the sauce on the side

perky

Hey - concidering she stood me up, you can be my date AND lunch!

I'm sure you have plenty of sauce already!

(Damn - why did you have to make that so easy! *LOL* Left that wide open!)

 

[perks]

Re: Re: I know you have a lunch date...but ummmm

Hey - concidering she stood me up, you can be my date AND lunch!

I'm sure you have plenty of sauce already!

(Damn - why did you have to make that so easy! *LOL* Left that wide open!)

pleeeeease tell me ducks and blackbirds are compatible

as for sauce, sugah, I'm sure you've got the kind I crave.

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: Re: I know you have a lunch date...but ummmm

pleeeeease tell me ducks and blackbirds are compatible

as for sauce, sugah, I'm sure you've got the kind I crave.

I say "Caw" and you say "Quack"
Either way it means, "Hey babe, lets hit the sack."

...

...

... I need to practice those pick up lines, don't I?

 

[Black_Bird]

BTW: She also told me that she had work later that day. I found out that she didn't by one of her co-workers...

What does this mean? She's still with her supposedly ex boyfriend.

STRIKE THREE - YOU'RE OUT!

 

[Dragonette]

Always......

Always give a second chance

It could be true.....

We all make mistakes.

Good luck

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[Black_Bird]

Three chances... three times she's disappointed/lied to me - and I don't even know her that well!!!

She had three chances Dragonette... she ain't getting another.

 

[Guest]