the Texas preacher

[entitled]

The Texas preacher rose with an angry red face. "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This
is a horrible lie and one, which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I
am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.

Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God
and this Christian family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you
have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you
will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and
confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop - dead gorgeous blonde with a
body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew.

Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke. "Reverend
there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a
member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you
were a wizard under the sheets!"

The preacher fainted.

 

[SeaCat]

Hey I once dated a Nun. Every time I wanted to do something she would say; "None of this or none of that."

Cat

(I know it's abad one but at least I'm trying.)

 

[entitled]

Hey I once dated a Nun. Every time I wanted to do something she would say; "None of this or none of that."

Cat

(I know it's abad one but at least I'm trying.)

What's black and white and black and white and black and white?
















A nun rolling down the stairs.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Hey I once dated a Nun. Every time I wanted to do something she would say; "None of this or none of that."

Cat

(I know it's abad one but at least I'm trying.)

You're going to Bad Joke hell for sure, Cat

 

[R. Richard]

Hey I once dated a Nun. Every time I wanted to do something she would say; "None of this or none of that."

Cat

(I know it's abad one but at least I'm trying.)

Sometimes more than others.

JMHO.

 

[eric shawn listo]

What's black and white and black and white and black and white?
















A nun rolling down the stairs.

What's black and white and laughing?

















The priest who pushed her.

 

[elsol]

What's black and white and black and white and black and white?


A nun rolling down the stairs.

I believe this is ...

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and blue?

Sincerely,
ElSol