The Testicle Test.

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I have no reason for starting a thread about testicles, other than the fact that we currently have Polls about both the Penis and the Foreskin.

I thought there should be a Poll on testicles, just to complete the set.

Without going into an exoteric information, I recalled that while still relatively young, I read an unhelpful description which stated that a full-grown male’s testis were about the size of a Plover’s egg.

This at least answered the burning question: “What size is a Plover’s egg?”

http://southdakotafieldoffice.fws.gov/images/PLOVER.JPG

A PLOVER​

 

[rgraham666]

I haven't the slightest idea what size a plover's egg is, nor for that matter whether they are the same size as a full grown man's testicles.

All I can say for sure is I've still got mine, they still work, and they don't get a lot of use.

 

[NoJo]

Mine are the size of plums.

 

[TheEarl]

Answered without thinking. Do you mean the testes themselves? Or the whole kit and caboodle, sack and all.

Then again, my vote's not worth much. I answered hen's egg, because I know what size they are.

The Earl

 

[kendo1]

Plums?
The tree or the fruit?

 

[Softouch911]

I didn't see Tyrannosaurus Rex on there.




Good thing, too.





Softouch

 

[NoJo]

Plums?
The tree or the fruit?

The pits.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Mine are the size of plums.

That's a much more inviting image.

 

[NoJo]

That's a much more inviting image.

I should be happy to invite you to tea. I have damson jam. I should be happy, but there's trepidation too.

 

[Liar]

These be no eggs.

 

[Guest]

Mine are the size of plums.

Smooth ones or wrinkled ones? Oh no, then they'd be prunes, wouldn't they? Not quite as erotic sounding as plums, but fun in the water.

 

[kendo1]

Hung like the stallion you are

 

[NoJo]

Smooth ones or wrinkled ones? Oh no, then they'd be prunes, wouldn't they? Not quite as erotic sounding as plums, but fun in the water.

You can pour custard over them, it makes a great treat for the kids.

 

[kendo1]

Tasty has still not read her PM's

Bad bad girl

 

[kendo1]

By the way- I remembered who your last AV looked like Joe
Lesley West

 

[Guest]

You can pour custard over them, it makes a great treat for the kids.

"What's for dessert tonight, Mummy?"

"Joe's bollocks, smothered in custard."

"Oh, goody!"

I think I'd keep them for myself.

 

[Guest]

Tasty has still not read her PM's

Bad bad girl

I'm beginning to think you're stalking me.

I'll get to them when I can. There's about 57 there waiting to be read. Well, almost.

Oh, only one man is allowed to call me a bad girl.

 

[BlackShanglan]

You can pour custard over them, it makes a great treat for the kids.

Go with the damson jam when I'm over for tea. Higher friction coefficient. I'll be happy to demonstrate its utility.

Shanglan

 

[kendo1]

Nah, you just keep turning up
I've been here for ages
Going now though,cheers everyone

 

[NoJo]

By the way- I remembered who your last AV looked like Joe
Lesley West

He of "Mountain"? Cool.

 

[minsue]

Go with the damson jam when I'm over for tea. Higher friction coefficient. I'll be happy to demonstrate its utility.

Shanglan

You say the most informative things, Horsey.

 

[kendo1]

Yep, the very one

 

[NoJo]

[aside]
Minsue's avatar is not frightening, it's funny. She had no way of knowing about my bad acid experience... it's not frightening, it's funny....
[/aside]

 

[minsue]

[aside]
Minsue's avatar is not frightening, it's funny. She had no way of knowing about my bad acid experience... it's not frightening, it's funny....
[/aside]

[mutter]

It's ok that everyone keeps saying you look frightening. They don't really mean it. There's no reason for you to bolt from the room.

*sob*

[/mutter]

 

[yui]

[mutter]

It's ok that everyone keeps saying you look frightening. They don't really mean it. There's no reason for you to bolt from the room.

*sob*

[/mutter]

Min, don't cry. I think you're beautiful and your John Wayne Gacy goose is only mildly alarming... *stroke, stroke*