"The" Take a dump thread. Whatever, whoever - you might want to take a "dump on.&quot

[Sparky Kronkite]

"The" Take a dump thread. Whatever, whoever - you might want to take a "dump on.&quot

Let it be here.

Serious or not

Poop away!!!

 

[Guest]

Ewwwwwwwww!

But, in honor of Renny...


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Lol.

(If you have AOL's 6.0, then you may understand that smiley face.)

 

[Ask For More]

*drops a ton of bricks on Ren*

 

[Guest]

*drops a ton of bricks on Ren*

What kind of bricks? lol If you really wanna get him...if you ever talk to him on your AIM, use these smiley faces. :-! They look like shit eaters on AOL's 6.0 format like Renny has! lol

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[scylis]

*sees string hanging in front of me*
hmmm...
*studies it for a while*
hmmmmmmm....
*tenetivly reaches out and grasps it*
hmm?
*looks around to make sure nobody else is around*
hmm!
*pulls the string.......*
?

*and is crushed by a giant anvil in classic toon fasion*

 

[Ask For More]

lol...this is pure madness already

Tiggs, is Ren even on AIM? I never seen the mofo online!

 

[Guest]

AFM...

He has AOL like me, which allows him to accept AIM messages. He's just on VERY late at night...

 

[Guest]

Scy...

D'oh!

 

[Ask For More]

Re: AFM...

He has AOL like me, which allows him to accept AIM messages. He's just on VERY late at night...

That's like, when i'm asleep
doh

Stupid eejit

 

[Guest]

AFM...

That's like, when i'm asleep

Damn. Just damn.

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Sparky,

I don't want to dump anything on you or anyone else for that matter.

But I gather from reading a few other threads that you seem to hold a fascination for all things noisy, smelly, oral or rectum-related. Is this true?

If that is the case, then please allow me to present for your viewing pleasure...

Raaaalph!

Send some to your friends!

Everything you wanted to know about...

More of what you wanted to know

Pull my finger!

 

[Problem Child]

Barb

The poop definitions cracked me up so I decided to post them.

GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.

CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.

WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.

SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.

POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.

DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS Poop: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

MEXICAN Poop:It smells so badly that your nose burns.

UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.

THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a

Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

 

[Mackdoggy_77]

Yo Puddles....

You need to post that pic of your dump in here! lol

 

[Angelus]

Okay.... that was a good post to read while eating- I have thoroughly lost my appetite now.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

well I just woke up. And I'd like to......

Pinch my first loaf of the day......

I'd like to lay a big ole turd......

Right smack dab in the middle......

Of the forehead of......

George W. Bush!!!!!!

 

[Renegade]

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Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! *Passes out*

 

[HornyAuthor]

Hee hee hee...

Silly Renny!




















Spider monkey!

 

[Starfish]

Poop is hilarious, as PC has shown
Oh and you finally saw this Ren???

I take a big crap on Ren.

 

[Renegade]

Oh and you finally saw this Ren???

Yep. Don't know how I missed this one. lol I LOVE to read Sparky threads.

 

[HornyAuthor]

Spider monkey!









:-! :-! :-! C'mere Ren! :-! :-! :-! We're comin' for ya! :-! :-! :-!

 

[Renegade]

 

[Silverlily]

Careful, an open mouth in this thread is a very bad idea.

The definitions were hilarious! (And I don't even like potty humor.)

 

[Starfish]

*ROTFLMAO*

She's right ren...... *plop* eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!


Kitty pie.....

You know why it is so funny..... Because it's totally true, and everyone on the planet has had poop, at one time or another, that fit those definitions. It's so hard to come to terms with our feces.

 

[Renegade]

*ROTFLMAO*

She's right ren...... *plop* eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!\

Yuck!!!

 

[Starfish]

No shit!