The Taint Bandaid is Real Now

[Rustyoznail]

Hand's up who knows what the taint is when it comes to anatomy?

SJ, Chloe, Lori, Will... Anyone else? I didn't think so. Apparently, it's the colloquial name for the space between the anus and scrotum. And someone's made a sticky patch that goes on that spot which will help with premature ejaculation by electrical stimulation.

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2021/01/the-taint-bandaid-is-real-now/

Geek Pride plot bunnies please line up on the left, BDSM on the right.

 

[KeithD]

So is the taint piercing.

 

[SimonDoom]

I actually did know this regarding the anatomy. So I'm patting myself on the back right now. But I had not heard about this patch. I'm still trying to figure it out.

 

[NotWise]

Hand's up who knows what the taint is when it comes to anatomy?

SJ, Chloe, Lori, Will... Anyone else? I didn't think so. Apparently, it's the colloquial name for the space between the anus and scrotum. And someone's made a sticky patch that goes on that spot which will help with premature ejaculation by electrical stimulation.

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2021/01/the-taint-bandaid-is-real-now/

Geek Pride plot bunnies please line up on the left, BDSM on the right.

I've always thought the taint was "It ain't pussy and it ain't ass." It's the space between a woman's vagina and her anus.

 

[yukonnights]

You lost me at "electrical stimulation"

 

[LexxRuthless]

I first heard the term in 1985. Someone had posed it as a joke. "What do you call that little strip between a woman's pussy and asshole? 'Taint.' Because 'taint the one, and 'taint the other."

The second person to ask me was a fellow with whom I lifeguarded. "Hey, Al, what do you call that little strip between a woman's pussy and asshole?"

"A chin rest," I replied.

 

[SisterJezabel]

Hand's up who knows what the taint is when it comes to anatomy?

SJ, Chloe, Lori, Will... Anyone else? I didn't think so. Apparently, it's the colloquial name for the space between the anus and scrotum. And someone's made a sticky patch that goes on that spot which will help with premature ejaculation by electrical stimulation.

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2021/01/the-taint-bandaid-is-real-now/

Geek Pride plot bunnies please line up on the left, BDSM on the right.

True story, but I guy I met once and realised it was never going to go anywhere told me he was only ticklish in one place and no girl had ever worked out where.
"Oh, your taint?" I asked him.
"Nah, the bit between me balls and asshole."
"So basically your perineum then."
"Nah, I told you, the bit between me balls and chocolate starfish."
"Oh, is that the time? I really must get going..."
"Don't you want to do a test tickle? See what I did there?" And he guffawed and slapped his thigh with his hand as I collected my bag and left.

 

[Handley_Page]

Hand's up who knows what the taint is when it comes to anatomy?

SJ, Chloe, Lori, Will... Anyone else? I didn't think so. Apparently, it's the colloquial name for the space between the anus and scrotum. And someone's made a sticky patch that goes on that spot which will help with premature ejaculation by electrical stimulation.

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2021/01/the-taint-bandaid-is-real-now/

Geek Pride plot bunnies please line up on the left, BDSM on the right.

I thought it's called the perineum

From my little Oxford:-
taint /Ⴀteɪnt/ Ⴂnoun a trace of a bad or undesirable quality or substance. Ⴁa contaminating influence or effect.

 

[sirhugs]

I have actually used the term in numerous stories...

 

[ElectricBlue]

I have actually used the term in numerous stories...

Me too; once, I think.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Hand's up who knows what the taint is when it comes to anatomy?

It's the thing that sometimes makes you feel like you gotta (bom bom) run away.

 

[KeithD]

This is one of those moving definitions. Initially, the "taint" was referring to the male perineum ("area between the ball sac and asshole"--which you can still find given as the definition here and there and is definitely male), but it has come to be used more as the female term, with "choke" coming is as the male term for it.

 

[NotWise]

This is one of those moving definitions. Initially, the "taint" was referring to the male perineum ("area between the ball sac and asshole"--which you can still find given as the definition here and there and is definitely male), but it has come to be used more as the female term, with "choke" coming is as the male term for it.

You've been around longer than I have, but this is the first time I've heard it used to refer to male parts.

According to Jonathon Green's dictionary of slang:

t'aint, n. The perineum, the space between the vagina and the anus.

His dictionary covers sexual terms back to the 1300's.

 

[KeithD]

Did you google? I did earlier today. Came up with several like this. A "ball sack" (although I think it should be "sac") is male.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=To Taint

Not that it matters but every time I've ever used (or read) the term it was with a male connotation. I was surprised to find that it's now considered more female.

 

[Ginlover]

I’d used gooch over taint and as it’s an area you can give a prostate massage without any fingers up bums I would be surprised if the various slang terms were not in lots of stories. Thou choke is a new one for me.

 

[KeithD]

Thou choke is a new one for me.

Me too. I have a book in the mainstream titled Choke Hold. If I'd known of this definition I'd have done something with the term in the book. *smile*

 

[Ginlover]

Me too. I have a book in the mainstream titled Choke Hold. If I'd known of this definition I'd have done something with the term in the book. *smile*

Crying with laughter. All those massage techniques in a single story lol

 

[Blind_Justice]

"I'll turn your taint to a 'tis when I put a stick through ya/haven't seen a sucker this soft since Bunnicula!"
-Epic Rap Battles Of History, Vlad the Impaler vs. Count Dracula
https://youtu.be/noLKTNmmy10

This one got a lot of awesome puns in it besides the 'taint' line.

 

[stickygirl]

For women I've heard 'nut cushion' 'puss or poops' 'grannies jaw' or anatomically 'my episiotomy scar'