The Syrian Masturbation Epidemic

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Now there's something I didn't expect to read today. An article about a monkey spanking rebellion. In Syria of all places.

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Daydreaming in Damascus: The Syrian Masturbation Epidemic

It started with a post in Arabic last month by 23-year-old blogger Fadal Atamaz Al-Sibai, who complained that masturbation in Syria has "spread among the youths like wildfire," and announced a campaign to end the "secret habit."

His comments prompted a snarky response from Abufares, one of Syria's leading bloggers, who called for a countercampaign culminating in an "unprecedented Syrian Orgasm against absurdity, hypocrisy, and sanctimony."

Then things really picked up...

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More readers for us! Time to polish up those stories! :D
 
Just think. An entire generation afflicted with blindness. The horror of it all! :D
 
culminating in an "unprecedented Syrian Orgasm

I thought you guys called that thing your dick???? Now it's your "Syrian"?????

Crap.... I am SO confused! :confused:
 
I thought you guys called that thing your dick???? Now it's your "Syrian"?????

Crap.... I am SO confused! :confused:

Actually we guys call it our 'Love Hammer'. It's sorta like a strap-on, only it's permanently attached...and it's alive. ;)
 
I thought you guys called that thing your dick???? Now it's your "Syrian"?????

Crap.... I am SO confused! :confused:
What TE said; it's a lot like a Sybian only it tastes a lot better.
 
Oh come on... what's wrong with you people... I've waited for hours for some remark about Allah's death by drowning in cum shots or something.
 
Oh come on... what's wrong with you people... I've waited for hours for some remark about Allah's death by drowning in cum shots or something.

Just as long as there aren't any cartoons. ;)
 
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