The Superbowl is going to suck!

[modest mouse]

The AFC will send one of three teams: Raiders, Jets, or Titans. I cannot root for any of the three. Yuck!

The Dixie Chicks are going to do the Star Spangled Banner. The worst cover band I can think of butchering a great song. Yeah!

Celine Dion is going to sing God Bless America. The worst cover artist from Canada singing a crap song. Fantastic!

My only hope is that the Niners win it all, or at least the Eagles.

 

[perks]

I am so feeling you.

However, I will be consoled with the commercials, and the duckling's new game face, football stance and high fives.

 

[theGatsby]

Ugh! That's all I have to say.

 

[snake1500]

....GO JETS....
...This alone would make it the best super bowl since '69....


Ride it like ya stole it...

 

[Cheyenne]

I think I managed to arrange to be on a plane at that time the SuperBowl will be on TV. I'm testing my theory that the planes will be as empty as the stores when an "important" game is on TV. I like small crowds and more comfort for me.

 

[Lasher]

Football season is over. Thank god Fantasy baseball season is right around the corner.

 

[tyme]

Hey I like the Dixie Chicks!
All I can say is

GO COWBOYS!!!!
What can I say I am a true Dallas fan.

 

[amelia]

Where is the Raider love?

you should all just jump on the raider band wagon. But watch out for some of the fans, we're a loyal but dangerous bunch.

 

[Marxist]

Where is the Raider love?

you should all just jump on the raider band wagon. But watch out for some of the fans, we're a loyal but dangerous bunch.

As MM knows, I'm a Raider Fan but just for variety I'm gonna pull for the gritty Teetans who will inevitably lose in a very gritty earnest fashion.

P.S.--I hope Warren Sapp gets his leg broken Theisman style.

 

[*Eve*]

Normally it's the commercials that are the best part of the Superbowl, this year it's going to be awesome, because the Eagles are going all the way!

 

[Guest]

Football is great! But we can usually find things to do if the game gets boring!!

 

[dickE]

The AFC will send one of three teams: Raiders, Jets, or Titans. I cannot root for any of the three. Yuck!

The Dixie Chicks are going to do the Star Spangled Banner. The worst cover band I can think of butchering a great song. Yeah!

Celine Dion is going to sing God Bless America. The worst cover artist from Canada singing a crap song. Fantastic!

My only hope is that the Niners win it all, or at least the Eagles.

That blankity-blank screw-ball thing had better not mess up NASCAR!!


BTW........3 thumbs up (well, one's my dick!) for the Dixie Chicks, tho. You can tell me how they did later.

 

[Shaft]

When doesn't it?

 

[Epiphany]

I'm glad I don't like football.

 

[dickE]

There was just 1 thing dumber than professional football..........and the dodo bird is extinct now.

 

[Guest]

There was just 1 thing dumber than professional football..........and the dodo bird is extinct now.

Oh - I was going to say - professional basketball?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Football sucks.
The Super Bowl is football.
Ergo, the Super Bowl sucks.

Q.E.D.

 

[tyme]

I love football! There truely is something about men wearing tight pants. lol no really its a great sport. I cant wait for the game. I just cant wait for the year that the Dallas Cowboys are good enough again to be in the superbowl. They have alot of work to do.

 

[sunstruck]

Football sucks.
The Super Bowl is football.
Ergo, the Super Bowl sucks.

Q.E.D.

Non-conformist hippy freak.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Ya gotta admit: it's a pretty damned boring sport to watch.

 

[sunstruck]

Ya gotta admit: it's a pretty damned boring sport to watch.

No I don't. lol I like football. I'm just not obsessive about it.

 

[Guest]

Ya gotta admit: it's a pretty damned boring sport to watch.

Maybe if you don't understand it . . .

 

[kotori]

Football sucks.
The Super Bowl is football.
Ergo, the Super Bowl sucks.

Q.E.D.

This is pretty much my take too. I'm like the guy on Monday morning after Super Bowl who says, "So, who won?"

It's just never caught my interest. That being said, I'll take this opportunity to make my prediction: Eagles over Jets by ten. (It goes to the whole New Jersey bi-polar thing: Phily v. NYC.)

 

[Shaq]

If the Eagles win it will be my first championship in football. One of these year's I'm going to have to calculate my winning percentage as a fan. It's eh at football cause of my early years in New England but astronomical in basketball cause of the Great Bjornikoff

 

[Problem Child]

As MM knows, I'm a Raider Fan but just for variety I'm gonna pull for the gritty Teetans who will inevitably lose in a very gritty earnest fashion.

P.S.--I hope Warren Sapp gets his leg broken Theisman style.

Marxist?

The Teetans(?) are gritty, speshly that McNair fellow.

I'm conflicted.

Not really. Raiders by 10.