The Summer Olympics

[phrodeau]

The 2016 Olympic torch relay has suffered its first casualty. As the relay came to the city of Manaus, somebody thought it would be a good idea to trot out the local jaguar for a photo-op.

Juma, the jaguar, apparently didn't think much of posing next to a flaming branch, bolted from her handler's grip and attacked a soldier. Four trank darts didn't bring her under control, and she was shot dead.

 

[pointless]

it's brazil. you should just be thankful they used tranquilizers instead of just spraying the general area with machine gun fire.

 

[Lancecastor]

The Olympics often capture the spirit of the times, and the Rio Games are shaping up well in this regard.

Corruption, incomplete facilities, bankrupt economies, doping, Zika, shit floaters in the water....something for everyone!

 

[Disgustipated]

it's brazil. you should just be thankful they used tranquilizers instead of just spraying the general area with machine gun fire.

I'm surprised the jaguar didn't kidnap the torch bearer.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

The Olympics are still a thing?

I totally forgot they were this year.

I'm too busy concentrating on leap year and the election.

 

[pointless]

I'm surprised the jaguar didn't kidnap the torch bearer.

man, everyone knows torch bearers don't have any money.

 

[Disgustipated]

man, everyone knows torch bearers don't have any money.

I lol'd.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

The Olympics often capture the spirit of the times, and the Rio Games are shaping up well in this regard.

Corruption, incomplete facilities, bankrupt economies, doping, Zika, shit floaters in the water....something for everyone!

One of your better posts. I actually laughed.

 

[oggbashan]

For the 2004 Olympics, the Authors' Hangout wrote an Olympic Chain Story for the Literotica Olympics.

This was my contribution - on Rowing. I think it captured the spirit of the time:

https://www.literotica.com/s/the-literotica-olympics-day-17

 

[pointless]

whore.

 

[oggbashan]

whore.

Yes. They usually do good business at an Olympic venue. The competitors can find another competitor to fuck, but all the officials need someone.

 

[lovecraft68]

The Olympics often capture the spirit of the times, and the Rio Games are shaping up well in this regard.

Corruption, incomplete facilities, bankrupt economies, doping, Zika, shit floaters in the water....something for everyone!

I have to admit when you're right, you're right

Even the shooting of the animal is spot on after the Gorilla scandal and the Disney gator.