The Subway Adventures!

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I Was Surfing A Little This Evening & Came Upon A Very Amusing Site Called, Infiltration. This Ninjalicious Guy And His Friend Ultraviolet Did The Toronto Subway Tunnel Run
http://www.infiltration.org/subway.htm

His Adventure Made Me Remember A VERY Fun Night For Me!

 

[SexyThang]

You know what I hate most about the TTC?? It's the idiots that decide to jump during rush hour. That and the TTC Control announcements that you can NEVER understand.

I travel from one end to almost the other daily..UGGGHHH I hate the subway, but it's quicker than driving and paying for parking.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I like the subway! Actually, the Marta is what they call it in Atlanta. You meets lots of very interesting people, and if you're just nice to them, you can really get to know them! I know the bus driver on my route so well that he asked me to have dinner with him and his family! I politely declined... he has a gazillion kids, and I'd just get them all riled up.

 

[Renegade]

I really like subway too. Subway sandwiches are pretty good.

 

[Weevil]

The worst thing about the TTC is the way the cars get really full early in the morning.

A few times I've gotten a Subway guy who has a lot of fun with the announcements.

When we're approaching Queens Park he says "Queens Pork"

He does St. Patrick with an Irish Accent

And so on. Cracks me up all the time.

 

[SexyThang]

I get on three stops from the beginning or end, depends on where you live, of the line and it's like a sardine can.

I've had that SAME GUY!!!!!

My favourite, however, is the street car driver that points out landmarks on Dundas.

"Yonge Street...LCBO right over there and it's open til 9, folks, get your liquor quick".

Or he points out the strip bar..hell the name eludes me..and says "Rooms for rent here, perfect place to put your inlaws up when they come to town".

"Sherbourne and Dundas folks..get your crack here"!