The StudMuffin is a sadist!

[KillerMuffin]

I have been waiting for weeks for the weather to make a cheesecake. It requires a 500 degree oven and that's not fun when it's hot outside. So I'm dancing my little 'gonna have cheese cake, oh yeah, oh yeah' jig to the kitchen and what do I see when I get there? The sadist. The vicious man with a heart of pure acid. Eating toasted bagels. What's so sadistic about that? He's eating MY cream cheese on it! I need 40 ounces. I now have about 27 and not enough cash to go out and get more. He even knew I was going to make a cheesecake with it as soon as it cooled down. He just "forgot."

The man is vicious and sadistic.

No cheesecake until October cause the rainy season is going to be over and I don't feel like spending thirty five bucks on a comparable one.

Why? Why do they do this?

 

[Ebonyfire]

Well could it be because they are....

SATAN??????

Or is it more likely they are just men?

Ebony

 

[perks]

*woman has to make a cheesecake *woman has to make a cheesecake *woman has to make a cheesecake *woman has to make a cheesecake *woman has to make a cheesecake *woman has to make a cheesecake *woman has to make a cheesecake *woman has to make a cheesecake
Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! a baaaaagelllllll! that would taste so good with this cream cheese! it doeeees! Yummy *munch munch munch... wha?!??!?!


easily distracted short term memory loss, much like a puppy.

 

[patient1]

Plain bagels are inedible. Now , plain donughts are another story.

 

[fgarvb1]

Somebody may go "without" tonight!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: Re: The StudMuffin is a sadist!

*woman has to make a cheesecake *woman has to make a cheesecake *woman has to make a cheesecake *woman has to make a cheesecake *woman has to make a cheesecake *woman has to make a cheesecake *woman has to make a cheesecake *woman has to make a cheesecake
Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! a baaaaagelllllll! that would taste so good with this cream cheese! it doeeees! Yummy *munch munch munch... wha?!??!?!


easily distracted short term memory loss, much like a puppy.

That just prove he's fucked in the head.

Wouldnt you rather cheesecake?

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Re: The StudMuffin is a sadist!

That just prove he's fucked in the head.

Wouldnt you rather cheesecake?

much, but he only holds one culinary delight in his thoughts at a time. The moment he saw the bagel and felt his empty tummy, all thoughts of cheesecake flew out of his head.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Ahhh but youd rather banana

I'd hold out for cheesecake.

But I'm also not big on bagels so...

 

[perks]

Ahhh but youd rather banana

I'd hold out for cheesecake.

But I'm also not big on bagels so...

classic cheesecake, or?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Classic cheesecake, and since I've gained near 10kg in 4 weeks I shouldnt be thinking about going to buy a cheesecake for breakfast, but I am

And fuck it sounds good.

 

[perks]

Classic cheesecake, and since I've gained near 10kg in 4 weeks I shouldnt be thinking about going to buy a cheesecake for breakfast, but I am

And fuck it sounds good.

as I always say, or will from now on...
"Carpe Cheesecake"

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Carpe Mercredi

Or Carpe la fromage-gateaux!

 

[Guru]

 

[Guest]

I have been waiting for weeks for the weather to make a cheesecake. It requires a 500 degree oven and that's not fun when it's hot outside. So I'm dancing my little 'gonna have cheese cake, oh yeah, oh yeah' jig to the kitchen and what do I see when I get there? The sadist. The vicious man with a heart of pure acid. Eating toasted bagels. What's so sadistic about that? He's eating MY cream cheese on it! I need 40 ounces. I now have about 27 and not enough cash to go out and get more. He even knew I was going to make a cheesecake with it as soon as it cooled down. He just "forgot."

The man is vicious and sadistic.

No cheesecake until October cause the rainy season is going to be over and I don't feel like spending thirty five bucks on a comparable one.

Why? Why do they do this?

______

Because men like cream cheese?

Was that the right answer?

 

[perks]

Re: Carpe Mercredi

Or Carpe la fromage-gateaux!

suuuuuure, say it correctly!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

My french is crap but I still remember enough to get close...

Correct me.

 

[perks]

My french is crap but I still remember enough to get close...

Correct me.

no, I was just saying you said it correctly. I thought carpe was latin, lol, you added the french. I'm a street spanish speaking kind of girl.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I know and I know

Oh yeah, 10kg is like 25lb and noone finds that bad?

 

[perks]

I know and I know

Oh yeah, 10kg is like 25lb and noone finds that bad?

I live in a glass house.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

It disgusts me... I dont think I look good with a pot gut somehow.

 

[lisalove]

My french is crap but I still remember enough to get close...

Correct me.

Actually, it's le gateau au fromage. And it was very close.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Actually, it's le gateau au fromage. And it was very close.

Not bad for no french lessons for 10 years

I knew the words just the order was going to be hard.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Guest]

I have come to believe that all men are sadists. No offense of course, but geesh. Is it that hard to get SOMETHING right?

_________

You really are in a bad mood.

May I lick your AV's?

 

[cutie pie]

Georgia Girl calls her ex-husband a "fucking idiot". I've come to the conclusion that all men are "fucking idiots", exhibiting various degrees of idiocy.

No offense guys. You just can't help it.