The StudMuffin and I are spatting. Argh, that man is aggravating.

[KillerMuffin]

She's just been selected for promoted to brigadier general, first asian woman to get the job. I say, good for her.

He says she only got it cause she's a woman and she's asian.

Neither of us know jack shit about this woman or how she got the job or even where. It turns out she's a reservist in the judge advocate general corps. You know JAG only in green and not as sexy. She's just waiting for senate confirmation.

Anyway.

Then he went on this long rant at the top of his lungs that scared the dogs and cheesed me off. Something about females, tits, ass, shaking, first sergeants, eight years, males, E6s and politics.

I know the man is a mysoginist, but fuck this gets old. Her minority status may have been a factor, the army is seriously good at that kind of shit. HOWEVER they do not promote total fuckups just because they happen to be female.

I am seriously pissed off at him right now. So pissed off I'm going to deny him conjugal rights because I'd go for his fuckin jugular. GRRRRRR.

 

[Problem Child]

Tell him to take a chill pill.

You're the one he has to take orders from, not her.

 

[KillerMuffin]

He's got that whole psuedo-Christian head of the household, I am man here me bellow, I'm in charge of that family moroninity going on. He thinks he's the boss.

Hah. He hasn't gotten me pissed off in a while, not while he was in the same time zone. He'll find out what hell is all about. The man is going to suffer.

Just because a woman gets a promotion or a job doesn't mean she's shaking her ass to get it or that she's only getting it because of affirmative action.

Anyone who likes may cyberbash the jackass with a cyber iron skillet. Hit him in the ass, his head is made of concrete.

 

[Laurel]

Want some guacamole?

 

[Siren]

I got some chips

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ooooh you two are tempting me to stray....

On my way!

Can I lick it from your bodacious tata's Laurelly?

 

[scylis]

no guacamole for me, thanks, but the cheese dip looks good. got any chips or must i force myself to lick it off of someone's tatas?

 

[Mensa]

You know, KM, he might be right

sO HeRe's SOmetHinG tO chEEr yOU up

 

[Never]

<- Let the all consuming mother deal with him.

 

[shadowsource]

Kick his ass, Killer!

That "poor me, I'm only a white man" shit never gets any younger or fresher.

 

[KillerMuffin]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *deep audible breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Mensa, you jackass. You did that on purpose.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Time Ta Teach Him A Lesson?

Take'm Out Back, Shave Then Beat Him With A Rubber Hose!

He'll Think Next Time He Opens His Mouth. Welll, Maybe For A Week Or So At Least

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Kick his ass, Killer!

That "poor me, I'm only a white man" shit never gets any younger or fresher.

Neither does "Those men aren't they so aggravagating girls?"

 

[tmuyo]

*bashes km's hubby with an e-skillet*

put down asians and women psh

can't insult either or my favorite combination of the two!

grr...

all better now....

shit, i ruined my pan!

extra guac on the ta-ta's please

 

[sexy-girl]

Neither does "Those men aren't they so aggravagating girls?"

careful p_p_man "girls" hunt in packs and we are always willing to have a starter before the main course

 

[p_p_man]

Now why do I find that quite...

an erotic thought...

 

[April]

Salsa? Mmmm. Where? Can I have some? I'm hungry.

 

[miles]

shadowsource

In your case, shadow, try "Poor me, I'm only a bicycle seat sniffer."

You still won't get ans sympathy from me.

Mu-tha-fuck-a