The Stripper for my Birthday

tealsphynx

It Goes Both Ways...
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Since lastnight was friday we went out to celebrate my birthday. It was also for Kevsangel as well, since her birthday party got fucked up by some bitchy little miss "poor baby syndrome" whiney butt. We started our night by dropping the kids off at the sitters. Then we got dressed to stun and amaze. I got a pair of thigh-high lace up the side shiney vinyl boots for my birthday. I wore them last week end for her party since the club we went to was having a Goth night. I wore them last night because I wanted to and they're sexy. We went to Club (censored, cause I didn't think about it) to start our night out. There's this hot little redheaded miss-perfect-body sweety that I know that works there. :catroar: (You all know here here, Owen Wilson thought she was hot too) She danced for us. Ok, so the whole "no touchie" rule sucks ass, but all in all it was hot as hell just to watch. The way she moves her body is delicious, she even got into this little submissive all fours(well, knees and shoulders with her ass up in the air)"I'm tied up with my hands behind my back" pose, it was tempting to smack her ass as it was beautifully presented, but I didn't want her to get fined. We left and went to do kareoke, which suprisingly enough given the islands kareoke loving background, it was diffucult to find a kareoke bar. We found one, we won't be going back there again, at least, not for doing kareoke. We had to pay per song, they're music collection wasn't organized very well and the KJ's weren't very friendly. The bartender was though, the drinks were poured heavily and they were (from what the guys said) really inexpensive. Oooh and Shauntanis made really yummy grilled chicken and corn for dinner too.
Once I get some pics of my boots I'll post them somewhere
 
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Thank you for censoring the club! *whew* :rose:

Although I was shy, I had a great time dancing for you guys... I'm sorry to hear the karaoke experience was only so-so! I know a good place for karaoke, maybe we'll all go on the next birthday. :)

Btw, everyone, TS looked STUNNING in her outfit last night, especially the boots! wowzers! :eek:
 
We don't have to wait for another birthday to go kareokeing...just a night that you don't work! I know though, that bills gotta get paid.
 
You all gotta come over here. We've got some AWESOME karaoke bars. And they're free.
 
graceanne said:
You all gotta come over here. We've got some AWESOME karaoke bars. And they're free.

I just had the bestest business idea...

A karaoke strip club. :nana: Can you imagine??!

ROFL!
 
Killishandra said:
I just had the bestest business idea...

A karaoke strip club. :nana: Can you imagine??!

ROFL!

LOL Ok, so do the strippers strip to drunken karaoke-ers?
 
I think i would go just to see if TS would strip and sing "When I think of you I touch myself". :D
 
graceanne said:
I'll sing 'like a virgin'! :D

LOL

You remember that far back!! :p

And no, I don't mean the 80's with lace gloves and ribbons sticking in your hair, having raided the charity shops for layers of clothing a la Madonna style lol
 
shy slave said:
You remember that far back!! :p

And no, I don't mean the 80's with lace gloves and ribbons sticking in your hair, having raided the charity shops for layers of clothing a la Madonna style lol


:p I'll have you know that I lost my virginity SINCE that song came out. Like nine years ago.

How old do you think I am? LOL
 
graceanne said:
:p I'll have you know that I lost my virginity SINCE that song came out. Like nine years ago.

How old do you think I am? LOL

But the question is........ Will you strip as you sing??
 
Shauntanis said:
But the question is........ Will you strip as you sing??

You wouldn't want me to. I'd turn everyone in the bar to stone. Leave that to hotties like killi and TS.
 
I've seen pics of you and I think you're gorgeous too!

And Shaun- the next kareoke bar has to be MUCH better than the last one we went to. As awful as it can be I like the ones where you have to go stand out in front of everyone to do your song, it's more fun. It was kinda lame that everyone sat to sing, and it's more embarassing if you're the only one that doesn't in that type of setting. Yeah, that kareoke bar kinda SUCKED!

This thread gets "I touch myself" stuck in my head everytime I read it...then my mind wanders and sees Austin Powers with the FemmeBots....
 
tealsphynx said:
I've seen pics of you and I think you're gorgeous too!

Ever seen a picure of me that includes my whole body? Not a coincidence. Years of prednisone has messed my body up good.

On the bright side . . . i'm working on a record. If I can make it through the holidays without a relapse, that'll be the longest I've ever gone. :nana:
 
You must be popular, these are the longest running happy birthday threads ever!


Now, what are you gonna dress up as for Halloween?
 
A firefighter in a bikini (if the lingerie store ever sends me my order.) with a faithful dalmation subbie and a puppy girl. :nana:
 
I'm gonna be a mommy. I have the outfit all ready. I'll wear a light collored shirt so that D can smudge it, and I won't wear makeup so I look as tired as I actually am. A pear of sweat pants, and slippers . . . wadda y'all think? :p


What're you gonna be, Betticus?
 
tealsphynx said:
A firefighter in a bikini (if the lingerie store ever sends me my order.) with a faithful dalmation subbie and a puppy girl. :nana:

How are people gonna know you're a firefighter if you're in a bikini? :confused:
 
Killishandra said:
Thank you for censoring the club! *whew* :rose:

Although I was shy, I had a great time dancing for you guys... I'm sorry to hear the karaoke experience was only so-so! I know a good place for karaoke, maybe we'll all go on the next birthday. :)

Btw, everyone, TS looked STUNNING in her outfit last night, especially the boots! wowzers! :eek:
What's with charging for karaoke? I don't find it that stimulating, myself, but is it that popular that you can actually charge?

Now, Killi, I have some pleasant thoughts about you and a little dance number. I won't go into detail. I'll let you fill in the um...blanks.
 
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