The Strip Poker Experiment

dr_mabeuse

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This is an experiment. Here's how it works:

Every player gets a deck of cards. A real honest-to-God deck of real-life cards. We all deal ourselves five (random) cards, then we compare what we have. Highest poker hand wins, all others have to remove an article of virtual clothing.

It's honor system, but since the clothes are virtual, I'd hope no one would cheat. Everyone wears four articles of clothing. (This allows the women to wear bra and panties and shirt and pants, which would seem to be the minimum.)

As you strip, you have to describe what's revealed. Maybe even describe how you remove it. You can play as whomever you want but you should describe your character at the start of the game.

Once someone is naked, they can keep on playing, but if they lose they have to do whatever the winner wants them to do. As far as what goes on during the game in terms of flirting, side bets, etc. That's up to you.

We need equal numbers of men and women. If you're interested sign up here. And don't start playing till I say so!

Rules:
This is five card, straight-up poker. No draw, no folding, no betting, nothing wild and no jokers. You get five cards and that's what you have.
In case of ties, the order of suits is spades>hearts>diamonds>clubs
If you're not a poker player, don't worry. I'll tell you what you've got when your hand is revealed.
Note that this kind of game requires absolutely no skill and no knowledge. It's strictly luck. All you have to know is how to take your clothes off.
 
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::soft laughter:: And How could I pass this game up?

Gotta buy a fresh deck tonight!

Details to follow....

<blowing you a kiss> Excellent idea dr. M

:cattail:
 
Dr. Mabeuse

OOC: Dark curly hair and beard, shot with gray, glasses. Wears slacks, a white shirt and a jacket.
The game's at his place, using his chips. It's his game so he calls the shots.
There's a bar stocked with beer, wine, and liquor, a few select substances of cubious legality, and a spread of cold cuits, snacks, and veggies laid out on a side table. The living room is dark and contains sofas and chairs. There are plenty of empty bedrooms too.
 
i'm in
(hi all Dr. i know both the ladies but not you offers hand, nice to meet you)

lol
 
Got the deck

Count this wench in. ;)

OOC Redish blonde hair, trimmed kitty, really dark blue eyes, 5' 7"
jean cut-off shorts, bra of lavender lace, t-shirt (READS: "Fuck this BS..drop the pants..." Girl in front of guy on her knees with a smile), and flip flops.
 
OOC: Come on, you guys. Holli had posted her description, but you other folks are holding things up. I don't want to play cards unless I know who I'm playing with, what you look like. Just a few lines will do.

I've got my cards, and I've even got 52 of them as of last count.
We've got thee women and two guys right now. One more guy would be perfect, but I kind of like this setup too :D.

---dr.M.
 
So sorry.....

5'5", long straight dark blonde hair, blue/grey eyes, shaved

Wearing a yellow V neck T and black jeans....white lace front hook bra and white lace french cut panties....
 
Dr. Mabeuse

Okay, Misty, I guess it's you and me until the others get their stuff together.

Just for grins, I'll tell you what my first 3 cards are:
Queen of hearts
7 of clubs
3 of spades

Your turn
 
Crap! You've already beat my high card!

Okay: my first 3 were:

Q hearts
7 clubs
3 spades

My last two are:

7 diamonds
10 diamonds

Which gives my a pair of 7's.

Beat it?
 
My first three cards are:

Ace of Spades
2 of hearts
Jack of clubs


My next two are...

7 of hearts
4 of diamonds

:( I didn't do so good did I?
 
MistyBluEyes said:
My first three cards are:

Ace of Spades
2 of hearts
Jack of clubs


My next two are...

7 of hearts
4 of diamonds

:( I didn't do so good did I?

No, no, Misty. You did very well! Very well indeed!

Now: Do you want to take it off now, or wait till the other players get here?
Maybe you should wait. I don't want you to catch cold...

---dr.M.
 
dr_mabeuse said:
No, no, Misty. You did very well! Very well indeed!

Now: Do you want to take it off now, or wait till the other players get here?
Maybe you should wait. I don't want you to catch cold...

---dr.M.

Wait no longer for I am here! Hi there good doctor, I'm Morgan Kelly and I'm always up for a good game of strip poker... You can see what I look like if ya just take a gander to the left and right now Ima wearing some old beat up jeans, a long sleeve gray teeshirt, under a black button down oxford shirt and a gray tie. I've also got on some sneakers and a pair of socks lol.....so, can I join this fun game :)
 
sheesh.... Here's my description:

Impatient People :p

lol..all I have on is my Chinese nightie! It's an orange-y red with beige reed type flowers on it, BUT as Dr. M. pointed out we get to wear 4 items....SO...add a long raincoat (that's totally buttoned up), long, real long pearl necklace, and gramma bloomers :D

and what do I look like....

green eyed, monster :) with a halo!
 
Lay Z Butterfly said:
sheesh.... Here's my description:

Impatient People :p

lol..all I have on is my Chinese nightie! It's an orange-y red with beige reed type flowers on it, BUT as Dr. M. pointed out we get to wear 4 items....SO...add a long raincoat (that's totally buttoned up), long, real long pearl necklace, and gramma bloomers :D

and what do I look like....

green eyed, monster :) with a halo!

Whoooops, only 4 eh, well then I've got on my jeans, my button down shirt, my tie and my socks ;)
 
Okay Morgan. (But I've got to ask: no underwear?)

And Butterfly: What are gamma bloomers? (And don't tell me they're what come after alpha and beta bloomers ;) )

So come on, people. Let's see your cards! Let's get this thing going!

You're trying to beat a pair of sevens.
 
dr_mabeuse said:
Okay Morgan. (But I've got to ask: no underwear?)

And Butterfly: What are gamma bloomers? (And don't tell me they're what come after alpha and beta bloomers ;) )

So come on, people. Let's see your cards! Let's get this thing going!

You're trying to beat a pair of sevens.

ehh...who needs underwear when you have.......3 deuces an ace of hearts and a 5 of diamonds! lol :)
 
Definition of Gramma Bloomers: Old fashioned undies that are puffy, or loose fitting to about mid-thigh where they are gathered with, in my case, pink coloured lace and tied into neat lil bows.

You'll get to see what I look like underneath...IF and only IF I need toooooooo part with my bloomers!!

And ok...I don't look like a real monster, but I play one on TV!

<giggling> Don't you get all pissy now! A monster can be beautiful too! Of course, not as beautiful as Misty here, but I get by on my cute quotient!

My cards:

2 of shamrocks
2 of shovels
8 of shamrocks
6 of diamonds
Jack or shovels

** Yes, that is how I know how to play by saying it that way. And NO, I am not 8 years old, but that's how my Daddy taught me!
 
Okay, my little Butterfly, and you too Misty, so far Morgan has us all beat with 3 deuces, so we've all got to strip.

IC: I stand up, take off my charcoal grey sports coat and throw it on the sofa. This leaves me with my slacks, white Oxford shirt, and my underwear. No big thrill yet, but it's a start.

I walk over to the bar and pour a shot of tequila, do the salt, the shot, the lime, and then get a freezing cold bottle of beer from the fridg. (Doesn't it always taste better out of glass?)

I lean on the bar and wait for Misty and Butterfly to stop looking at their cards (they still can't believe they lost) and strip.
 
late arrival at the table (i was out getting stuff for margaritas ok!)

mid-height slim, with green eyes, nice smile, short hair.

white shirt, tight boxer shorts, faded blue jeans and a hat,


since i'm late i will forfit the last round - stands up puts his hands on his shirt and plays with the buttons - grins at MBE, lay z blowng kisses to both
then tips his hat at Holli n Hunter and throws it onto the hatstand.

laughs and says hi to Morgan Kelly

asks if anyone wants a margarita and leans at the bar by the good doctor and wait for the ladies to strip.
 
::snapping fingers:: Some 70's (LMAO) Stripping music comes on
<chick-a bare, bare>

Standing up, while pushing the chair backwards with the back of my knees....

::tossing:: my long blonde curly curls to the side I proceed to unbutton each silver dollared sized button on my dark beige coloured raincoat.

My eyes connect with each and every one of you...and as the good Dr. knows, they do change colours. Starting off with my natural green, to a light hazel, to <oh my> blue..my eyes stop on dr. M as I shrug the raincoat off my shoulders. I take it and place it on the sofa as well.

<blowing a kiss to everyone> As I walk to the bar, my chinese nightie safely ensconced around me and stand between the yummy sexy lawyer and <my heart's all a-flutter> dr. M.

Feeling cheeky, I turn and hop up on the bar, take the good Doctor's beer and proceed to have a swig from it. mmmm- delish!
 
My hand

five of diamonds
six of diamonds
five of clubs

So far a pair

five of spades
six of hearts


Full house and I let my neighbor shuffle too. Ummmmm Margaritas... fix me one sexy.

Holli
 
FULL HOUSE??!!

Come here, Holli, letme look up your sleeve...

Nope. Nothing there.

Okay, then let me look down your blouse...
No?
Up your skirt?

Well, okay...

<<Goes back to bar and begins rubbing Butterfly's butt to cheer myself up. Looks around for his beer, sees Butterfly drinking it and does slow burn. Then Butterfly looks at him and runs her tongue slowly around the neck of the bottle and he laughs.>>
 
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