The strangest sexual thing you've ever seen

Corbie

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This is not meant for the kinkiest thing you've done--there are already several threads on that--but the most unusual thing you've ever seen.

45 years ago, or so, I was at the zoo with my older brother and his wife and 2 year old son. While we were at the bear enclosure, there was one large Kodiak sitting in his cage, bent over, giving himself a blow job. Every so often he would stop and come up for air, as it were, and look at everyone with what looked like the dumbest grin ever, and then go back to blowing himself.

So what's the most unusual sexual thing you've ever seen? Keep it in the limits set by Lit, but share.
 
Pulling an old thread out of mothballs....Who wants to add?
 
While we are on the subject of bears.
I remember once visiting a zoo and standing watching the asian moon bear display. There was one female just sitting there people watching, had her back up against a rock, paws on her upper legs. Thing is, she had the most magnificent pair of boobs with nipples pointing straight at us! I'd rate them as C's and appeared not to be hair covered. I was taken aback and could not take my eyes off them. They were a nice pair of tits.
 
If porn counts, I'll make a submission. I always wondered if it was possible for two people to fuck each other in the ass at the same time. Not with dildoes, mind you, but with their actual cocks. I even posted a thread here about it. It seemed like it would be a physical impossibility. But then one day I stumbled upon a shemale porn video of Kendra Sinclair and Nina Lawless doing exactly that. I was dumbfounded!
 
I saw a co-worker who was in a hetrosexual pornography video.

He always said that he was in videography, but I assumed in the production of news media or something. Nope, there he was, a pornstar although a few years younger.

No doubt it was him though, and not a look-alike; same tattoos.
 
If porn counts, I'll make a submission. I always wondered if it was possible for two people to fuck each other in the ass at the same time. Not with dildoes, mind you, but with their actual cocks. I even posted a thread here about it. It seemed like it would be a physical impossibility. But then one day I stumbled upon a shemale porn video of Kendra Sinclair and Nina Lawless doing exactly that. I was dumbfounded!

Okay, several people have PMed me asking to explain how this works. I can't explain it, but here is the link. Skip to 1:30 in the video......

https://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/338747/two-shemale-fuck-eatch-other-at-the-same-time/
 
We were in a zoo's snackbar in Villahermosa, Tabasco, Mexico. A view window overlooked the jaguar compound. A very embarazada (pregnant) jag lounged just beyond the window. A male jag strolled over and stuck his big-kitty cock in her mouth. I've not witnessed other feline blowjobs.
 
Had my professional Mistress spread while I used a spoon to scrape and taste the honey from inside of her...
 
College of coarse. A bunch of us gathered around the window of a cellar apt and watched a local girl in a three some. One in the ass one in the pussy. Going to town pounding the shit out of her when the bed broke. Mattress dropped right to the floor. They didn't miss beat kept going like it never happened.

A few weeks earlier I was with her, and she knocked herself out riding me. Fun girl but not wife material
 
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