The strangest place you've ever made love!
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in my minivan... damn if that thing could tell stories.. i'd probally be rich haha.. they sure are handy lil boogers to have 
KillerMuffin
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The bed 
It's a toss up, Harley at 45 mph on the highway back in the 55 mph days. The mechanical bull in the bar. The back of my horse (not WITH the horse). The back of my truck in the middle of a colesium. An M1A1 Bradley (sshhh not tellin). In the middle of a 4x4 mud runnin trail after a good rain.
It's a toss up, Harley at 45 mph on the highway back in the 55 mph days. The mechanical bull in the bar. The back of my horse (not WITH the horse). The back of my truck in the middle of a colesium. An M1A1 Bradley (sshhh not tellin). In the middle of a 4x4 mud runnin trail after a good rain.
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....Night moves!
4AM...on a beach at the local lake after skinny dipping with a ladyfriend....so quiet and so open...cool night air just made her body feel that much hotter...can still feel her legs wrapped around mine..um uh...Ok...
Nice weather we are having...how 'bout them Bengals eh?
4AM...on a beach at the local lake after skinny dipping with a ladyfriend....so quiet and so open...cool night air just made her body feel that much hotter...can still feel her legs wrapped around mine..um uh...Ok...
Nice weather we are having...how 'bout them Bengals eh?
Naked Hunny
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I dont know i think if i told ya id have to kill ya... Thats probably a security breach or whatever it is because i dont even think i was supposed to be there!! HeHe damn those Marines!!
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i thought i knew, but i have been reminded of more by everyones responses.
i'll stick to two, though:
-on a u.s. naval ship when my hubbie was in the service
-in a neighborhood park under a cement picnic table in the rain
oh! when i was 16 i had sex on my dad's car in the front yard--and we lived on a MAJOR street.
i'll stick to two, though:
-on a u.s. naval ship when my hubbie was in the service
-in a neighborhood park under a cement picnic table in the rain
oh! when i was 16 i had sex on my dad's car in the front yard--and we lived on a MAJOR street.
OH there are soooo many!
But, at the risk of making me sound like trailor trash I will only divulge one .....
In our early dating, my husband and I lived in an apartment with seven people, all young and early college age as well... so as you can imagine... there wasn't much privacy for anything at all! Besides, everyone was always trying to catch everyone else in the act... so...
We drove around one night, really really late and finally found what we thought was a private field.
I parked my car in the trees and we got out and laid down in the grass under the stars.... ahhhh so romantic... well, we did our thing... for a long long time and well, soon enough it was morning and we heard cars driving by on the country road not 100 feet away and woke up.
Much to our surprise we hear voices, "children's" voices, and lots of them! Apparently, we had parked in the middle of a popular outdoor educational field trip place (can't name it here or might give it away...) and all these little day care kids were coming our way!!
OMG! We were nekkid!! ACK! So, we hustled our butts into my car and sped away, still nekkid... goodness I hope those kids didn't have nightmares... still not sure if they noticed or not....
But, at the risk of making me sound like trailor trash I will only divulge one .....
In our early dating, my husband and I lived in an apartment with seven people, all young and early college age as well... so as you can imagine... there wasn't much privacy for anything at all! Besides, everyone was always trying to catch everyone else in the act... so...
We drove around one night, really really late and finally found what we thought was a private field.
I parked my car in the trees and we got out and laid down in the grass under the stars.... ahhhh so romantic... well, we did our thing... for a long long time and well, soon enough it was morning and we heard cars driving by on the country road not 100 feet away and woke up.
Much to our surprise we hear voices, "children's" voices, and lots of them! Apparently, we had parked in the middle of a popular outdoor educational field trip place (can't name it here or might give it away...) and all these little day care kids were coming our way!!
OMG! We were nekkid!! ACK! So, we hustled our butts into my car and sped away, still nekkid... goodness I hope those kids didn't have nightmares... still not sure if they noticed or not....
<giggling feindishly> ooooo, I likes this thread!
Okay....
Back room of Spencers Gifts (blaclight room for those old enough to remember) WHILE the store was open for business.
Mens room of Burger King.
Toyota Corolla, circa 1985...talk about leg cramps.
(not where but...) On a luch break while parked the wrong way on a one way street up on the grass in yet another cramped Toyota While a cop was parked right next to us looking in the window, i swear to God the son-of-a-bitch was kind enough to let me finish before he chewed me out.
Threesome on a strangers front lawn at 3am.
MANY movie theaters.
soccer field at night at a junior high school.
In a parking lot at work between to cars (one was mine one was theirs) on the blacktop (ouch...my knees, her back).
and the list could go on, but I'm getting teary from all these memories
Okay....
Back room of Spencers Gifts (blaclight room for those old enough to remember) WHILE the store was open for business.
Mens room of Burger King.
Toyota Corolla, circa 1985...talk about leg cramps.
(not where but...) On a luch break while parked the wrong way on a one way street up on the grass in yet another cramped Toyota While a cop was parked right next to us looking in the window, i swear to God the son-of-a-bitch was kind enough to let me finish before he chewed me out.
Threesome on a strangers front lawn at 3am.
MANY movie theaters.
soccer field at night at a junior high school.
In a parking lot at work between to cars (one was mine one was theirs) on the blacktop (ouch...my knees, her back).
and the list could go on, but I'm getting teary from all these memories
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Oh God, this is funny.
Well there was also that time backstage at an open air concert, in a big closet. that too is not recommandable. Also attracts too much attention, and when finished, opening the door, finding the entire room filled with people applausing and going woohoo.
Talk about embarresment!!!!
Well there was also that time backstage at an open air concert, in a big closet. that too is not recommandable. Also attracts too much attention, and when finished, opening the door, finding the entire room filled with people applausing and going woohoo.
Talk about embarresment!!!!
An elevator in the TransAmerica Building (The pyramid)in San Francisco, late at night.
...or maybe the passenger seat of a Fiat X1/9 in the college dormitory parking lot.
...or maybe on stage with two girls in front of 200 cheering drunks in the Nipa Hut, Angeles City, P.I.
Oh shit, oh dear!
...or maybe the passenger seat of a Fiat X1/9 in the college dormitory parking lot.
...or maybe on stage with two girls in front of 200 cheering drunks in the Nipa Hut, Angeles City, P.I.
Oh shit, oh dear!
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Bleachers in a softball park
Bathroom in same park
Bathroom in same park
LadyChance
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I only have three of them, horse back riding at Benjerman Horse stables in Kansas City, Kansas with one of the horse trainers. The second would be Friday night Main Street drag Sapulpa Oklahoma in the middle of the intersection with cruisers going by us. { I was really drunk and young adds up to stupid} The last one going down interstate 70, at 65mph on a Harley. The one and only time I have been on a Harley. { Again young and stupid got a ticket for that one} LOL
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This reminds me of the most infamous episode of the TV game show, "The Newlywed Game", starring Bob Eubanks (I think). As you may remember, the way the show worked was one spouse from each couple would go backstage while the other was asked a question about the marriage/backstage spouse and then the backstage spouses would return and answer the same question. The couple would get points if their answers matched.
In this particular episode (I've never seen it, only heard told of it), the wives were sent backstage and the husbands were each asked to answer the question "where is the strangest place you and your wife have ever made whoopie?". Each husband, in turn, gave fairly typical answers... in a plane, public restroom, the vatican, etc.
When the wives returned and were asked the same question, though, the first one to answer (a very large black woman), pondered it a moment before answering confidently...
"In my butt, Bob."
In this particular episode (I've never seen it, only heard told of it), the wives were sent backstage and the husbands were each asked to answer the question "where is the strangest place you and your wife have ever made whoopie?". Each husband, in turn, gave fairly typical answers... in a plane, public restroom, the vatican, etc.
When the wives returned and were asked the same question, though, the first one to answer (a very large black woman), pondered it a moment before answering confidently...
"In my butt, Bob."
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I love this question! As background I was (am) a pilot and flew actively for 15 years. I was at 7000' between Cleveland (Burke Lakefront) and Erie PA. I was flying, IFR (clear weather), autopilot on, and she..errr.....well....
In any event, it was REALLY stupid..but I am officially a member of the "mile high" club (the steps of the Capitol in Denver do NOT qualify).
Stupid...but erotic..
In any event, it was REALLY stupid..but I am officially a member of the "mile high" club (the steps of the Capitol in Denver do NOT qualify).
Stupid...but erotic..
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uummmm-let's see high school boyfriend-
Mountain top overlooking two fishermen-my, they can see far with their binoculars can't they?
Back of his parents truck while his mother chatted about our camping trip-he pretended I was asleep to explain why I was unable to answer...
uuummmm college-
backstage, in costume for a children's theatre production, moments before our big entrance...we were playing a mother and son-and in full traditional Japanese costumes and make-up-I still have guilt over that-oh well
backstage after another children's production while I talked in my "Roo" voice and had parts of my Kangaroo costume on-I am really ashamed of that one...
with Dionysus
in a strangers tent,in mid day,at a pagan holy site
in my son's bed-since he was in ours-nothing like screaming out in passion while writhing on Elmo sheets...ah yes, rambunctious love in a single bed covered with stuffed animals-worst part was feeling like they were all watching us-and disapproving...
Mountain top overlooking two fishermen-my, they can see far with their binoculars can't they?
Back of his parents truck while his mother chatted about our camping trip-he pretended I was asleep to explain why I was unable to answer...
uuummmm college-
backstage, in costume for a children's theatre production, moments before our big entrance...we were playing a mother and son-and in full traditional Japanese costumes and make-up-I still have guilt over that-oh well
backstage after another children's production while I talked in my "Roo" voice and had parts of my Kangaroo costume on-I am really ashamed of that one...
with Dionysus
in a strangers tent,in mid day,at a pagan holy site
in my son's bed-since he was in ours-nothing like screaming out in passion while writhing on Elmo sheets...ah yes, rambunctious love in a single bed covered with stuffed animals-worst part was feeling like they were all watching us-and disapproving...
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Gil said:
Hey Gil! I used to work in the Pyramid on the late night shift doing construction work between 10pm and 6 am. This would have been between mid 1988 and late 1990.
And quite a few times in that period, we caught people in the elevators doing what people do when they think there is no one around!
Maybe we have actually met
Bonnie Wee Lassie
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Have to be a toss up between an elevator and in the plane bathroom.
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mine would have to be an bed because ive done it everywhere else. Gotta love those wild and crazy days.
Lethal
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Cheyenne said:
Doh! It looks like the luv doc's been had. It's defintely not the first time and it certainly won't be the last.
Now which of you lovely ladies wants to have me next?
(forgive him, father. He knows not how he flirts.)
