the story of sex for your cock and her pussy view

[ScaredWarrior]

I was in bed thinking right people say dick's have minds of there own right!! Well what if they do? What would he or she say any way? Well i figered it be eather funny as hell or just fucked up or never work. Well if one has any ideas and like maby want wright the story with me post here then we will try to make a tread or story or what ever work.

 

[Texguy84]

"ack! My Owner Is Trying To Kill Me! Someone Get This Plastic Bag Off Of Me!" :d

 

[BedtimeStories77]

lol This is a cute idea, really. I haven't read any humor stories at Lit, yet, but I'd say this would be a good one.

 

[Texguy84]

Actually, I'm reminded of something a friend of mine said in response to a similar question a few years ago:

"It's dark and hot and wet in here! Where am I?! THIS ISN'T DISNEYLAND!!"

 

[emap]

Well your bigger than the last guy, but dammit when are you going to get in here? Your moving fine you doof, get in here. Wait what do you mean your in all the way? Damn I gotta talk to that brain and make it clear bigger is better.

 

[Texguy84]

What would your pussy say if it could talk?

NOTHING! It's rude to talk with your mouth full!

 

[ScaredWarrior]

One of you seem to get the point, i mean really like it was person and live, not sure how pussy would act since i do have no but i know my dick sure acts like it has it own brains andi swear in my own fuck up way it talks to me so figer it be funny story to wright

was thinking you wight what you doing you whole you chara the under that is what you cock or pussying doing her's and ex of the cock talking

whats that feeling warm but not to warm ... wait were the warm go ... hold on something touching my balls ummm warm i like this owww a little hard umm that nice so that what he attact me with the blade thing for .... were the warm go.. or ther it's is , it is on my head ummm feels so good wait whats that in the warmness it moiving but feels so good...

 

[Minouners]

Woah, how come it got dark all of a sudden? Oh wait, it's bright again, oh, it's gone, ahhhh bright, not bright, arrgghhh it started to rain. Is it just me or did it start getting hot in here? Oh full moon up ahead!

(A dick getting a blow job with spit and then a hand job finished by a ride. Maybe not funny but I tried!)

 

[rockersex]

Sounds like a funny idea but I doubt you can take it past five hundred words.