The Stoic Method - "the" masculine acting technique.

[Sparky Kronkite]

Please join us Friday evening at 6pm as…………

A&E, Actors Studio……….

Host its first ever late night, talk show panel - entitled……….

"The Stoic Method" - "the" masculine acting technique

Please join us for the eloquently blunt, imperceptive and often obtuse conversation with our famous guest panelists………..

Jack Palance - Peter O'Toole - Christopher Walken and Keanu Reeves…………

With additional guest artists…………..

Lou Reed and Bob Bylan………….

An exert -

[The host asks, "the Stoic Acting Technique - how long have each of you worked to perfect it?"

Peter O'Toole, head shaking, hands waving - "You know? I, um, ah, well, yes, ah………………"

Chris Walken, (simply staring into space with finger to temple appearing perplexed)……………says nothing.

Jack Palance, (with big grin on his face and hands clasped behind the back of his head) - blows a huge fart and says, "AHHHHH! Now I'm ready for some push ups!"

Keanu Reeves, sitting next to Jack says, "Euwh! Dude! What's up with that man?"

Bob Dylan and Lou Reed, both in shades and staring straight at the camera - simply grunt.]

 

[forgetunome]

That's too much testosterone in one room...tends to negate each other.

 

[Cheri]

Brainless-R-Us

Maybe if you stripped them down to loin clothes and gave them spears it'd make them look less stupid. Either that or give them a big bay window to stare out in a deeply thoughtful way. What a buncha maroons!

 

[Alyrahh]

I like the loin cloth idea! If nothing else, we women would at least have something visually stimulating.

Cheri- I love you for your mind, really I do.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Actually, my stron hunch is........

That is you got these guys in a comfortable, contained, safe place - WITH A FULL BAR - it would be a super hoot.

 

[Alyrahh]

Re: Actually, my stron hunch is........

That is you got these guys in a comfortable, contained, safe place - WITH A FULL BAR - it would be a super hoot.

Isn't that true for just about any human?


Hey, Sparky, wanna have a drink?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I would love to.........

You got rail Tequila and a Budweiser?

 

[Alyrahh]

As a matter of fact Sparky, I do have the Tequila... as for the Budweiser, well, would Bud Light do? Otherwise, we'll have to go out for the drink.

 

[Cheri]

Stay away Spunkman, she's mine! lol Besides I wouldn't want my dear sister to be corrupted by the likes of you! Now I on the other hand, I am already corrupted so what can it hurt?

 

[Alyrahh]

Cheri, my love. Don't worry your beautiful head over this, it's nothing more than a drink I assure you! If it were to turn into more, I'd most definitely insist on including you.

Wait... I thought the operation to seperate us after our birth would put an end to all this doing everything together! Sheesh, can't I even get some strange by myself? I'm telling Mom.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Quick Song.....

Well yes I like teguila
It makes my nipples hard
It sends shivers up'n down my spine
And helps me loose my guard

And I so like to chase my shot
With a good old fashioned Bud
Then jump up onto this here bar
And start spouting out my crud

(with a stupid grin on my face)

"Fuck all you friggin' assholes
Cause I'm feelin' right tonight
And you girls come'er swing yer tassles
Before I loose my sight"

"Because soon blind is what I'll be
Nope I just can't seem to learn
To stop gettin' this wild and crazy
And searchin' for that there..... darn..... worm"

Ta Da!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cheri]

Tell Mom what, I ask? You are about to be corrupted by a slick sexual stud? You're going to throw your naked self before Spark and surrender your will to him? That should go over like gangbusters!

 

[Alyrahh]

Tell Mom what, I ask? You are about to be corrupted by a slick sexual stud?

I am? I mean, I was? Ohhhh, pleeeease, Cheri, just let me have this ONE thing. I'll take your turn doing the dishes for the next month! I'm so yearning to be corrupted, it's all I've ever really wanted out of life!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Tell you guys what......

I'll do the dishes - for nearly ever - for a drink with both of you at once.

 

[Cheri]

Maybe if you promise to be very very bad, Sparkman and his uber babe Wife will let you ride the Simian Saddle of theirs. I of course couldn't without a drop cloth!

 

[Alyrahh]

Body shots? Woohooo!

My, God, what's happening to me?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

My appologies ladies.....

I hate to make such an offer and then run.....

But my humble pumkin coach awaits......

In the form of a waiting maid, probably a bit stern right now, with a toe tapping foot.... and a 7 month old wonder boy. He needs to be fed.

Yes ladies - I am cooking this evening - It's all Yankees and stir fry for us and carrots and yogurt from little tiny bottles for him.

Until next we meet. I will think of you.

As I'm doing the dishes tonight.

 

[Cheri]

We managed to tag team Spark and at least call it a tie! Woo-hoo! lol

 

[Alyrahh]

*High Five* Sista! LOL