The Star Wars Orgy!!!

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OOC: That's right, in the tradition of "The Highly Anticipated X-Men Orgy" and "The Sexual Adventures of Photon and Silk" comes another all sex and no real story spin-off thread that allows us to put those things called a story line behind us and get down to what we all came here to read about: Hardcore Nudity! LOL

But seriously, the Star Wars thread is too busy right now with the story(seriously it's like we're writing the next trilogy for George Lucas in there!)to have much sex in it for awhile so I figure that I owed it to the people who joined the thread hoping to have some sexual involvment through the story this chance to get busy with there bad selfs!

So basicly here's the premise: The rebel base during a jedi training class Zen(me) is teaching the class when one way or another(we'll see how it turns out)the whole thing becomes one big sex romp. Hope the complex story wont scare anyone away.

So at this point those who are in the regular Star Wars thread are incouraged to join as the characters they are in the Star Wars thread but can be another one if they want.

New people are more then welcome to join with either original characters of there own or being someone from the original trilogy.

One more thing: This thread is not meant to replace the original one. It is meant just as a no brainer spin off to have fun with.

Here's my character with a slightly changed bio to deal with what has happened on the Star Wars thread since:

Name: Zen

Rank: Jedi Master

Powers or Skills: Jedi Master. Use's two traditional green light-sabers. Skilled in many forms of hand to hand combat. The force is strong with him. His psychic abilitys are stronger then the average jedi. The most powerful living Jedi after Ronag and Ganor.

Physical Description: 23 years old. 6'1. Slim but Muscular. Short dark hair. Had a big claw mark across his chest but it was healed by a unknown substance given to him by the X'tros. Clean shaved. Wears the traditional jedi uniform.

Background: His parents ran away from the Empire with him when they found out he could control the force. Got the claw mark across his chest from an X'tro that killed his family and almost killed him. He was saved by Yoda who then raised him when he realised he could control the force. Trained under his master Yoda. Zen is not his real name but is the alias that yoda gave him to protect his identity from the Empire. He doesnt know his real name. Had been in hiding during the original trilogy under orders from yoda. Yoda told him to stay in hiding due to his fear that the empire would kill or try to turn him if they discovered he could use the force. Joined the rebels after he discovered Yoda had died. Now swears to help destroy the last of the empire's forces to avenge his master.

So without further delay, hit the theme music!

(To the tune of Darth Vader's Marching Music)

Bowm, chica bowm chica bowm... bowm bowm chica bowm chica bowm....

IC: Zen waited in the Training arena for the cadets to turn up. He didnt know how many to expect as most of them would have definatly gone on the ships to visit the planet Tatooine(sp?) for the pod racing tournaments.

"It shouldnt be taking this long for them to get here." he says to himself as he figures nobody will show up "Maybe I should just go back to my room and get some sleep." No he knew he had to stay and make sure that anyone that showed up would be trained. But still he was getting tired of standing up all this time.

Sitting down on the wooden floor he waits to see if he is just waisting his time. Slowly he lies down on the wooden floor and relaxes his body. He closes his eyes as he thinks of all that has happen to him since he joined the rebels and all the people he has met since. Slowly he drifts off to sleep.

He lies there relaxed when suddenly the door to the room opens up. His head jerks around quickly to see who it is that has entered the room.

OOC: Ok people lets get going!
 
Farlo Truan

[OOC: and the real one this time!]
"Master Zen" I say, as I step into the room. Look's like I'm the first to arrive.
"Farlo" he says, giving me a curt nod and gesturing for me to sit down. I take my place, sitting down on the dirt, legs crossed beneath me.
"Thought you'd be one for sure to visit the Pod racing tournament" he said, smiling.
"Nah, too slow for my liking" I say, with a wink, "anyway, I'd rather be up flying the White Hawk than standing about in some crowd. I prefer stars to desert any day of the week".

[I'll try not to throw in too many plot twists this time, lol!]
 
Zen

OOC: Wonder if Indika and Syd will join this thread. I know that ShyGoddess said she liked the idea so we can expect to see her soon.

IC: Farlo takes a seat next to me as we both await the others. If only a couple of more people join then I will start the practices but for now we wait.

OOC: Again anybody new that wants to get in on this just jump in with an original or an existing character.
 
Madison Tenlar:

She walked into the room and took a seat at the back of the room. She wasn't here to take the class, she just wanted to make sure that everything was done by the regulations of the academy.

She watched Zen waiting for his class to begin.
 
Zen

I see Madison walk into the back of the room and take a seat in the back. She looked hotter then usual today. The two of us have always had this thing for each other that never realy got past the teasing.

Well now I had a chance to talk to her about this "Farlo could you excuse me for a moment?"

Farlo just said "Sure thing, I could do some push ups for now."

I got up from my seat as Farlo began his workout and walked over to her.

"Hi Madison, what are you doing here?" looking her over I liked how her red hair was done today.

She smiled at me "I'm just here to make sure that everything was done by the academy regulations."

Smirking at her I asked "And did you come here to see me?"

She blushed at that "Well I did come to see you train the cadets."

Looking deep into her eyes I correct her "That's not what I meant. How about us? We cant deny what is going on between the two of us." Her perfume smelt good.

She held onto my hand "Is this the right time and place to talk about this?"

She was beautiful "Madison, you know that I...love you."

Before she could say another word I moved forword and kissed her hard on the lips. Forgetting that Farlo was in the room too, I wraped my arms around her as I held her tight to me.
 
Sha'ara Merexia Solo Skywalker

OOC: Hmm... that's a pretty long name there... lol.

Character description (altered according to the story line): Has just begun her training at the Jedi Training Academy. She is very skilled physically, and ambidextrous, enabling her to use her lightsaber with one hand and fire her blaster with the other. Thought to be the daughter of two rebel fighters who died for their cause. It is discovered that Sha'ara is actually the daughter of Leia and Han Solo, who hid her from the empire by having the Merexia's raise her as their daughter. She is brave, but unprepared for the responsibility that comes along with being a Skywalker. Sha'ara is 18, and has a small athletic body. 5'5", 115 lbs of muscle. Hard flat stomach, 34C breasts that are firm like the rest of her body. Long hair that is Auburn and blonde streaked, and turquoise eyes.

IC: I run into the training center at a fast clip nearly knocking over Madison and Zen who are kissing passionately. I slow down and watch in awe at what I am seeing, Here in the training center!! Yeah, Zen.. May the Force be with you buddy!! She stop in front of Farlo, who is counting off push ups, his muscles covered in a sheen of sweat, "24-25-26-27". Laughing I begin counting, "8-9-10..." Farlo glares up at me and says under his breath, "Late again? You're making a habit of this."

I stick my tongue out at him. He stands up, stretching his muscles out after working them, "You'd better watch what you do with that, Princess." He knows I hate it when he calls me Princess....



[Edited by Indika on 09-12-2000 at 08:21 PM]
 
OOC - Name Pronunciation...

BTW... for anyone who may have been wondering... Sha'ara is pronounced (Shay-aar-uh)
 
OOC - And another thing...

Who came up with the bowm chica bowm chica bowm... to Darth Vader's music thing anyway??? Thank you very much!!!

It was me... it was me!!!

Thief!!!

LMAO!!
 
Zen

OOC: Dont listen to her! I was the creater of that! LoL Ok ok it was Indikas idea. But...uh the heck with it. It still makes me laugh. So lets get back to the complex story.

HIT THE MUSIC!!!

Bowm, chica bowm chica bowm... bowm bowm chica bowm chica bowm....LOL

IC: The passionate kiss between me and Madison is broken when I hear Farlo talking to Sha'ara. Turning around with some lipstick still on my mouth I tell them "Uh Sha'ara, I didnt hear you come in."

She smirked at me "I can tell. The two of should get a room or something."

Clearing my throat I ask them "Well since it seems it will be a small class today what do you two feel like doing for todays work out?"
 
Sha'ara

Grinning evilly at that question, I suggest, "How about wrestling?" and before Farlo has time to react I've kicked his legs out from underneath him and dropped on top of him, "PINNED!! I win!!"
 
OOC: Ronag, twin brother of Ganor, who hates everything except small kittens, who can hate small kittens, honestly?
he is a Jedi master, who always has a few tricks up his sleeve. wait, did I say sleeve? whooh, I did, oh my goodnes, I almost said something bad... uhhh nevermind.
Ronag walks through the door, a bag swung behind his shoulder, "This is jedi training?"
Zen looks at me, "Hey, join the party. I didn't expect you here. I mean, you don't need any training."
Ronag just smiled, "Actually, I am here to help teach, if it is ok with you."
Zen smiled, "Would love the help."
Ronag put the bag down. This was going to be great.
Sha'ara gave him a curious look, "I thought you were on the other side of the galaxy finding yourself."
Ronag walked up to her, looking her straight in the eye, "I went looking for myself. When I found it, you know what I discovered?"
She slowly shook her head.
"That I was an asshole." The room boomed with laughter, "So, I decided to lose myself and om up here, with my friends."
"Good to have you Ronag," Zen said, raising his hand in a fake toast.
Ronag smiled, yes it was good to be back
 
Zen

Madison, Ronag and I look at Farlo and Sha'ara who are still on the floor. I was actualy surprised to see that Sha'ara was able to pin down Farlo and hold him down with such ease.

I asked "Uh Farlo, do you need help with her or what?"

He looked up at me "Oh dont worry about me! I'm just pacing myself."

Trying to keep in a laugh I turn to Madison and Ronag "In the position they are in, if he paces himself any longer the two of them will be engaged to each other."

Farlo looked at themselfs in a mirror to there left and realised the compromising position they were in.
 
Darn it Chewie!

OOC: Hot Towels?!? We didnt want hot towels! Stupid Wookie.;)
 
Madison:

She giggled at Zen's comment. Maybe he could learn something from a compromising position himself. While he was distracted, Madison swept his legs out from under him and landed on top of him with a thud.

"Now who's in the compromising postion?" she smiled sweetly at him.
 
Farlo

"OK, you win" I grin. She looks at me, surprised, that I have seemingly just given up.
"Time for the rematch!" I laugh, as I break her hold, letting the Force strengthen me for a moment, and we roll over, so this time I'm the one on top.
"Hey! you used the force!" she cried.
"Well, duh!... we're training to be Jedi, aren't we?" I replied, smiling down at her, then I added, "Anyway... you know what?"
"What?" she said, after a few moments pause, her pretty eyes narrowing, I think she saw some gag coming. She's used to my odd jokes by now.
"I think I prefered you on top!" I laughed out.
 
Zen-(The Jedi Gigolo )

OOC: Bowm, chica bowm chica bowm... bowm bowm chica bowm chica bowm....

IC: Madison had me pinned as she smiled down at me with that sweet look she always has on her face. Trying to get out of her hold, I kept accidently rubbing my crotch against her lower part of the body. I could break out of this but I might hurt her and to tell you the truth it's not like I was in a hurry to get out of this position.

Looking up at her I smirk "Well Madison, it looks like you have me at your mercy. So what are you going to do now to take advantage of the situation?"

Meanwhile Sha'ara and Farlo where still having there own wrestling match and Ronag was watching on with a smile across his face.
 
"Yeah ok, you guys are too much."
Ronag laughed silently, as he shuffled around in his bag. All of the items were still there.
He closed it up, then proceeded to stretch out his body. Legs, arms, the force, all the important limbs on his body.
Then, he went back to the floor, hitting the mat.
"ONE, TWO, THREE. And the new heavyweight winner is...
Madison."
She smiled at him. Ronag smiled back, returning to his stretching.
 
Feeling a little weird right now so...

OOC: Why do I suddenly feel like taking a page out of Animal House and run around chanting "Orgy! Orgy! Orgy! Orgy! Orgy!"

Old Man from Justice League Thread: Is it because your an idiot?"

What the hell? Get out of here you old freak![Throws saber at him] The Justice League thread is dead so why dont you follow its example? Crazy old bastard...now where was I? Oh yeah! Orgy! Orgy! Orgy! Orgy!
 
Sha'ara

I laugh, "Then by all means, allow me to switch you places." I wrap my legs around Farlo's waist and twist my body so that I roll over on top of him.

I feel a hardness pressing against the inside of my thigh, "Why Farlo Truan! Is that a light saber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me."

Farlo grins at me evilly and I suggest, "Well, maybe I should have a look!"
 
OOC - Chewie

If Chewbacca is involved would that mean we are delving into the realm of beastiality????
 
ooc

Uh, damn, I waited too long with this thread...can I still join in?

Btw, you haven't abondonned the originaly star wars thread, have you?
 
OOC

No, it's not too late!! It's an ORGY!!!

*dancing* Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.. get down tonight...

And no I haven't given up on it... I have to resolve Sha'ara's feelings for the two of you!!
 
OOC: Lightman, it's never to late to join any of my threads. Just hope the complex story wont confuse anyone new. LOL
 
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