Pepin
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Sep 23, 2000
- Posts
- 160
...Not to be confused with everyone else in Florida 
...They can play 10 bingo cards at once and not miss a number.
...They can juggle 53 numbers, and pick 6 of them for the Lotto, as well as select 5 for the fantasy 5, 4 for the play 4, 3 for the Pick 3, and buy 10 scratch offs all in one transaction.
...They can read 5 papers, 4 scratch sheets, and handicap 3 horses in the Tri-fecta at the horese race.
...They can spt a shaned golf ball in a acre of elephant grass at 300 yards.
...They can eyeball a non-resident in a 1,000 unit subdivision at 350 yards.
...They can report a scarred manatee ar 10 fathoms to the Greenpeace hotline.
...They can talk 37 different colored pills every morining, and never mess it up.
What they can't do...
...They can't read a 4-line ballot they've had published in the newspaper, and mailed to them a week in advance to pick ONE candidate.
Go figure.
Pepin
...They can play 10 bingo cards at once and not miss a number.
...They can juggle 53 numbers, and pick 6 of them for the Lotto, as well as select 5 for the fantasy 5, 4 for the play 4, 3 for the Pick 3, and buy 10 scratch offs all in one transaction.
...They can read 5 papers, 4 scratch sheets, and handicap 3 horses in the Tri-fecta at the horese race.
...They can spt a shaned golf ball in a acre of elephant grass at 300 yards.
...They can eyeball a non-resident in a 1,000 unit subdivision at 350 yards.
...They can report a scarred manatee ar 10 fathoms to the Greenpeace hotline.
...They can talk 37 different colored pills every morining, and never mess it up.
What they can't do...
...They can't read a 4-line ballot they've had published in the newspaper, and mailed to them a week in advance to pick ONE candidate.
Go figure.
Pepin
