Nobody Special's wife
Just Peeking
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SA couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the
wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to
tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah,
right," she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins
snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering
to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties
it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops
snoring. The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his
buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly.
The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the
closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and carefully ties it around her
husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps
soundly.
The next morning, the husband wakes up hung over. He stumbles into the
bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror
and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused,
and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to
his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says,
"Boy, I don't remember where we were or what we did; but, by God, we got
first and second place."
some how I thought this joke was fitting...
THE WIFE
wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to
tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah,
right," she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins
snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering
to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties
it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops
snoring. The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his
buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly.
The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the
closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and carefully ties it around her
husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps
soundly.
The next morning, the husband wakes up hung over. He stumbles into the
bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror
and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused,
and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to
his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says,
"Boy, I don't remember where we were or what we did; but, by God, we got
first and second place."
some how I thought this joke was fitting...
THE WIFE
