The slut consultant

[Brandnewbuddy]

short version: sexually active woman has a job helping promiscuous women find a proper balance or a new lifestyle.

With how many stories we have where a woman ends as a nymphomaniac I thought it would be fun if there was a consultant to either help a fledgling slut find a proper balance or start a new career.

For example:

“Misty! I’m here because your work has been a bit concerned. Seems you have a bit of a problem.”

“I don’t have any problems.”

“Misty, I know the sound of three vibrators that have been taped in place, the tongue of a very dutiful secretary…and I can see the janitor in a vacuum bed…I think you might need some boundaries and a better work life balance.”

Or:

“Hi Kim. My understanding is that after a blackmail attempt you descended into a life of debauchery and it feels like you’re spiraling…but you also don’t want to give up the lifestyle.”

“…yes. I’m so ashamed.”

“Shhhh, it’s okay. I work with a company that works with-let me look up your preferred label- “dirty little cumsluts” like yourself. We match you with like minded sluts, whores, what have you in a transitional living situation that is consensually degrading and controlling with no actual blackmail. Some of our clients are able to transition to a slutty but functional lifestyle while others become lifelong cumdumpsters in a supportive home.”

 

[PennyThompson]

It's like Damage Control in Marvel comics, the company responsible for quietly cleaning up the alien wreckage and monster slime after the superheroes and baddies finish their epic destructive fights

"Yes, Ms. Fyre, I know you destroyed the entire social fabric of your neighborhood by fucking every man and woman on your block. Fortunately, I've seen worse. Sign here and I'll start scheduling the doctor's visits and marriage counseling appointments. Yes, we can get a bulk rate."

 

[Rob_Royale]

Okay so I just finished the first draft of a rather tongue-in-cheek story called the Hardicks of Pornville. Think of some of the 1980's porn films and you're close.

I wasn't thinking about doing a second chapter, but this idea might dovetail nicely with that oversexed world.

Thanks to the OP for the idea.

 

[CalBishForNow]

"You've developed a thing for black cocks in particular? Here's a pamphlet with a list of dating apps with a high proportion of men that may be to your liking, and a list of relationship counselors with experience dealing with fetishization in relationships."

"You've started a sexual relationship with your parent, adult child, or sibling? We recommend these genetic tests before anyone stops using birth control."

If I wanted to write a story for the humor category, there are worse ways to start than this consultant.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

short version: sexually active woman has a job helping promiscuous women find a proper balance or a new lifestyle.

With how many stories we have where a woman ends as a nymphomaniac I thought it would be fun if there was a consultant to either help a fledgling slut find a proper balance or start a new career.

For example:

“Misty! I’m here because your work has been a bit concerned. Seems you have a bit of a problem.”

“I don’t have any problems.”

“Misty, I know the sound of three vibrators that have been taped in place, the tongue of a very dutiful secretary…and I can see the janitor in a vacuum bed…I think you might need some boundaries and a better work life balance.”

Or:

“Hi Kim. My understanding is that after a blackmail attempt you descended into a life of debauchery and it feels like you’re spiraling…but you also don’t want to give up the lifestyle.”

“…yes. I’m so ashamed.”

“Shhhh, it’s okay. I work with a company that works with-let me look up your preferred label- “dirty little cumsluts” like yourself. We match you with like minded sluts, whores, what have you in a transitional living situation that is consensually degrading and controlling with no actual blackmail. Some of our clients are able to transition to a slutty but functional lifestyle while others become lifelong cumdumpsters in a supportive home.”

Her name is Darlene. https://forum.literotica.com/threads/darlenes-transformation.1645410/

It took her a while to come out of her shell, but now she has a thriving business.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Her name is Darlene. https://forum.literotica.com/threads/darlenes-transformation.1645410/

It took her a while to come out of her shell, but now she has a thriving business.

That's just crazy enough to work!

 

[dirk2024]

short version: sexually active woman has a job helping promiscuous women find a proper balance or a new lifestyle.

With how many stories we have where a woman ends as a nymphomaniac I thought it would be fun if there was a consultant to either help a fledgling slut find a proper balance or start a new career.

For example:

“Misty! I’m here because your work has been a bit concerned. Seems you have a bit of a problem.”

“I don’t have any problems.”

“Misty, I know the sound of three vibrators that have been taped in place, the tongue of a very dutiful secretary…and I can see the janitor in a vacuum bed…I think you might need some boundaries and a better work life balance.”

Or:

“Hi Kim. My understanding is that after a blackmail attempt you descended into a life of debauchery and it feels like you’re spiraling…but you also don’t want to give up the lifestyle.”

“…yes. I’m so ashamed.”

“Shhhh, it’s okay. I work with a company that works with-let me look up your preferred label- “dirty little cumsluts” like yourself. We match you with like minded sluts, whores, what have you in a transitional living situation that is consensually degrading and controlling with no actual blackmail. Some of our clients are able to transition to a slutty but functional lifestyle while others become lifelong cumdumpsters in a supportive home.”

Perhaps a rehab facility? Picture listening to the following ad, voiceover provided by Scarlett Johansen.

"Are you an out of control slut?"

"Are you fucking everything with a cock?"

"Are there more miles on your ass than a 2013 Honda Civic?"

"Then we have the place for you! We at the Johansen Clinic strive to control and focus your whorish ways so you're better able to be the company cumdumpster and still manage an appropriate work-life balance. Spend the next 30 days at our retreat where our one-on-one mentors, health focused classes and peer support groups will fine tune your urges into a directed plan for accomplishing your need for cum and still get you home on time at the end of the day."

"Most company Human Resource Benefit packages will pay for our services, at no cost to you!"

"Check out our website for pictures of our facilities and the cafeteria menu. You can register for a single bed room (but why?), a double room or our best value, the group room that fits four adults."

"It's not too late to save your pussy or your career! Sign up TODAY!"

Oh wow. I may need to do this.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Perhaps a rehab facility? Picture listening to the following ad, voiceover provided by Scarlett Johansen.



Oh wow. I may need to do this.

I quite agree. Do it.

 

[dirk2024]

I quite agree. Do it.

Started. 757 words so far.