The skillful art of pleasuring oneself...

[Erogenouszone]

Hello Lit Forum people, this is erogenouszone, or EZ if you prefer. It occurred to me today that although a member since 2010, I had never posted a thread of my own. Talk about a cherry picker, well, here it is although to be quite honest, my mind is suddenly a blank screen, so I am falling back to the topic of pleasuring oneself. I imagine there are a great number of very creative people hereabouts, and I thought it might be fun to share some new interesting ways of accomplishing an act that has been with us as a species for probably longer than we've been a species. (I'm going to go with the first appearance of Homo habilis 2.5 million years ago for the sake of argument, if they could use stone tools, they had to be jacking off, right?)
Have you never heard someone say, "If you can't pleasure yourself, you won't be able to pleasure anyone else." This is a very true concept, and extremely important to us all in order to be better lovers with those we interact with. So let's share some wild and crazy methods that we employ in our spare time to accomplish self gratification. Clearly, to help others achieve this spiritual cosmic whammy event for themselves...

 

[mark217mark]

I'm married and have a rather active sex life.

We've even given each other freedom to have phone sex and cam sex with other people.

But, like most guys, I still enjoy masturbating alone.

Sometimes I watch porn, and have dozens of favorites depending upon my mood.

Often I read erotica, sometimes as a primer, and sometimes while I'm stroking.

But there are many times that I like to forgo the fantasies and visual stimulization and just focus on what feels good, and how it feels as it builds.

I love to just lie on my back, and slowly tease my balls and cock until I'm hard. If I have time I'll back off and let it get limp, enjoying the feeling of building it up again.

Once hard to like to do a lot of teasing and light touching, until I have to do more.

I'll stroke myself slowly just one time.

Pause.

Stroke twice slowly.

Pause.

Stroke three times slowly.

Pause.

And continue up to fifteen or twenty times.

And then do it again counting down.

Nineteen slow strokes.

Pause.

Eighteen.

Down to one and up to five a little faster.

Down to one slower and up to ten a little faster.

Down to one slower and up to twenty a little faster.

Down to one slower, and up to ten pumping as hard as I can.

I've done this for up to three hours or so (although usually closer to 90 minutes), and the orgasms are incredible.

 

[braingasmss]

Amen! Love everything that's been written!

 

[Nyx78]

Lovely post

 

[Erogenouszone]

Thank you all for your responses, they are very informative. I hope more people, male and female will contribute more to it. Come on Literoticans ( that could be a new political party affiliation,) share some of your really good really naughty techniques for all to benefit from.

 

[Erogenouszone]

Nyx78, that's a lovely response