The Single-Sentence Story (formerly the half-sentence story thread)

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The half-sentence story thread has been condemned by the Grammar Committee, and its contents have been reassembled here. The story will continue in the way that might work: one sentence per post, not half or three-quarters of a sentence.

There are only two rules, neither of which is enforceable:

>>Delete your post if you discover that you've collided with someone else's. Otherwise, the next poster will have to choose which thread to pick up.

>>Respect the format. Don't tell an entire story that's punctuated like one sentence but should have been six sentences. The fun in these threads is that each person provides the hint of a direction, and gets to see what someone else did with it.

This is the opposite of a closed thread, so enjoy.

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IC:

In the Maldives, on an island called Makunudu, in the branches of a banyan tree, there lived a mystical and ancient individual with long white hair and the most amazingly infectious giggle ever heard. There were days when no one on the island did anything but laugh, despite the fact that, most of the time, on an island named Makundu, in the Maldives, there really wasn't much to giggle about. Not since the Tsunami's had hit, killing many of the villagers and wiping out their crops, supplies and homes.

The mystical and ancient individual with long white hair gathered the small band of those who had survived together and said, "A duck, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar..."

Interrupting a duck joke was unheard-of on Makunudu, {courtesy edit here} and the village was in dire straits.

A lone woman stood up to challenge the ancients athourity, "This is no time for joke old man" she said.
 
In the Maldives, on an island called Makunudu, in the branches of a banyan tree, there lived a mystical and ancient individual with long white hair and the most amazingly infectious giggle ever heard. There were days when no one on the island did anything but laugh, despite the fact that, most of the time, on an island named Makundu, in the Maldives, there really wasn't much to giggle about. Not since the Tsunami's had hit, killing many of the villagers and wiping out their crops, supplies and homes.

The mystical and ancient individual with long white hair gathered the small band of those who had survived together and said, "A duck, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar..."

Interrupting a duck joke was unheard-of on Makunudu, {courtesy edit here} but the village was in dire straits.

A lone woman stood up to challenge the ancients athourity, "This is no time for jokes old man" she said.

"Especially not the duck joke."
 
"Well, would Inuit jokes be okay?" piped up a rather dimwitted youth far to the back of the room.
 
Arioso said:
"Well, would Inuit jokes be okay?" piped up a rather dimwitted youth far to the back of the room.

(OOC: Inuit would come to this. :D )

Before anyone could ask how one so dimwitted had learned about the existence of other cultures in other hemispheres, a coconut fell through the roof and bonked the lad unconscious.
 
Before anyone could ask how one so dimwitted had learned about the existence of other cultures in other hemispheres, a coconut fell through the roof and bonked the lad unconscious.

As he groggily became conscious again, he was heard to mutter "Ouch! Coconuts are dangerous ... I would much rather have been bonked by a warm, soft, loving woman."
 
photographer said:
As he groggily became conscious again, he was heard to mutter "Ouch! Coconuts are dangerous ... I would much rather have been bonked by a warm, soft, loving woman."

On an island where soft women express love by bonking their partners on the head, assertive women are downright homicidal.
 
As written by Shereads:

"On an island where soft women express love by bonking their partners on the head, assertive women are downright homicidal."


"Son, your mother never bonked me on the head, and we had you, so that...oh, wait a minute..."
 
progdude said:
On an island where soft women express love by bonking their partners on the head, assertive women are downright homicidal.
"Son, your mother never bonked me on the head, and we had you, so that...oh, wait a minute..."

The would-be joke teller up front cleared his throat and called back,"If you people are quite finished, I would like to continue."
 
Remec said:
The would-be joke teller up front cleared his throat and called back,"If you people are quite finished, I would like to continue."

There was an eerie silence.
 
There was an eerie silence.

High in a tree, a particularly hairy coconut prepared itself for the ultimate bonking sacrifice.

<How many of you knew that coconuts are actually sentient beings, with hopes, dreams and aspirations, just like all of us?>
 
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<How many of you knew that coconuts are actually sentient beings, with hopes, dreams and aspirations, just like all of us?>


OOC: All of you what?


:eek:
photographer said:
High in a tree, a particularly hairy coconut prepared itself for the ultimate bonking sacrifice.

IC:

There hadn't been a bonking of this magnitude in the Maldives in recorded history, and perhaps not since the Big Bonk at the beginning of time.
 
There hadn't been a bonking of this magnitude in the Maldives in recorded history, and perhaps not since the Big Bonk at the beginning of time.

In fact, thought all the coconuts, if they get this one right, and get the bonking perfectly synchronised, they may, just may, with a lot of effort, a lot of luck, and a few strategically placed coir mattresses, make the earth move, and enter the Guiness Book of Records for the second time.
 
photographer said:
In fact, thought all the coconuts, if they get this one right, and get the bonking perfectly synchronised, they may, just may, with a lot of effort, a lot of luck, and a few strategically placed coir mattresses, make the earth move, and enter the Guiness Book of Records for the second time.


A record that would surely stand the test of time.
 
It should be noted that coconuts achieved self-awareness while the ancestors of homo sapiens were still hoping to evolve prehensile tails.
 
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