Never
Come What May
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As many of you know, I'm vehemently pro-American. I think America is best nation on earth and try to support is whenever I can. I eat American food, buy clothing and cars made in America, and insult politicians are every possible opportunity – just like a good American should.
There are three freedoms that make America great. Our freedom of hokie beliefs: you can believe whatever stupid crap you want to in America and start a legitimate religion around it. As a certified tree-f--ker I'm very fond of that one. The freedom to have an arms collection that rivals that of some small countries: Today, I didn't use my AK …… Today was a good day. The freedom to be perverts: This is the one that lets sick mofos like you and I indulge our perversities without THE MAN judging us or sending us to jail or the psych ward.
Yes, this is what makes America great folks. This is what the good American supports. This (Not our great economy, abundant natural recourses, and huge army) is what makes America the 'greatest nation on earth'.
Now, I saw something today that made me sick! It made me ill! It made me feel like I was going to retch!
And it wasn't American at all. It was Japanese!
What has America come to when some itty-bitty nation, on the other side of the world, that we blew up in WWII can out perversify the US? I mean, I saw some scary cartoon shit today that blows everything US perverts do out of the water. You should be ashamed of yourselves! You're what the freedom of our nation depends on and there you are in your quaint sexual fetishes and fantasies.
Tying someone up and spanking them? Please, that's what my grandma used to do. Homosexuality? *snore* Anal sex? Boring. Is that's the best you can do?
Give me gender bending sexual outlaws. Give me bisexual incest that ends up with the Great Dane making everyone his bitch. Give me forced human urinals. Give me tentacle monsters raping woman dressed in sailor uniforms.
Reach deep down into your sexual unconscious and pull out the most dirty, most depraved, most despicable, and most vile sexual thought you have. Be creative! Remember, you do this not only for yourself but for your country.
There are three freedoms that make America great. Our freedom of hokie beliefs: you can believe whatever stupid crap you want to in America and start a legitimate religion around it. As a certified tree-f--ker I'm very fond of that one. The freedom to have an arms collection that rivals that of some small countries: Today, I didn't use my AK …… Today was a good day. The freedom to be perverts: This is the one that lets sick mofos like you and I indulge our perversities without THE MAN judging us or sending us to jail or the psych ward.
Yes, this is what makes America great folks. This is what the good American supports. This (Not our great economy, abundant natural recourses, and huge army) is what makes America the 'greatest nation on earth'.
Now, I saw something today that made me sick! It made me ill! It made me feel like I was going to retch!
And it wasn't American at all. It was Japanese!
What has America come to when some itty-bitty nation, on the other side of the world, that we blew up in WWII can out perversify the US? I mean, I saw some scary cartoon shit today that blows everything US perverts do out of the water. You should be ashamed of yourselves! You're what the freedom of our nation depends on and there you are in your quaint sexual fetishes and fantasies.
Tying someone up and spanking them? Please, that's what my grandma used to do. Homosexuality? *snore* Anal sex? Boring. Is that's the best you can do?
Give me gender bending sexual outlaws. Give me bisexual incest that ends up with the Great Dane making everyone his bitch. Give me forced human urinals. Give me tentacle monsters raping woman dressed in sailor uniforms.
Reach deep down into your sexual unconscious and pull out the most dirty, most depraved, most despicable, and most vile sexual thought you have. Be creative! Remember, you do this not only for yourself but for your country.
