The show sucked but I sure liked this line in it...

[*bratcat*]

 

[Guru]

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[HeavyStick]

you want a chocolate covered pretzel?

 

[Guru]

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Guru]

 

[sufisaint]

"Your mouthwash just ain't making it"

Dirty Harry

 

[phrodeau]

I saw a play at a recent festival that had only one redeeming characteristic - a memorable line.

The actors were communicating with a self-activated typewriter. One has a monologue filled with obscenities, and the typewriter responds with a string of clacks. Then they read what the typewriter had to say:

"Do you suck your dad's cock with that mouth?"

 

[bigjacknyc]

I saw some guy on Blind Date once whose date was just obnoxious. He asked her, seemingly quite innocently, "Do you go on a lot of first dates?", to which she replied "Yes." Then the zinger...

"Have you ever gone on a second one?"

Good job.

Oh yeah, another one was on the Friar's Club Roast of Jerry Stiller. Sandra Bernhardt came out and did her routine. The guy following her said, "Sarah Bernhardt. Holy shit. I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick." I couldn't believe my ears. Needless to say, Bea Arthur was in the room.

 

[StrawberryPez]

"People like that should be shot"


UHF

 

[TimeCrisis]

you want a chocolate covered pretzel?

"Fly Fatass Fly!

 

[Bluesboy2]

Outlaw Josey Wales

Dont remember the actor but the line is "Dont piss down my back and tell me its raining"

 

[Saint Peter]

"Lets not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."

the Wolf
Pulp Fiction