jack80
Hail to the King!
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The Shop of Mysterious and Intriguing Items can not be found in any yellow pages, nor for any Google Maps. It is not a shop for the common person. It is a shop for someone looking for something, without knowing what it is they are looking for. The Shop finds you. Whether you leave satisfied or more confused before finding yourself walking in those suspicious doors... you always leave with an experience.
(Or so I hope. This will be a place for me to post random short stories, ideas, interaction of strangeness, and so forth. Just watch out. The item you find may not be what you were looking for, but it was sure as hell looking for you.)
As you enter the shop, never knowing what drew you in, you eyes noticed the fact that the place is poorly lit. No light from the outside world enters, and only a few candles burn, giving this quaint place an eerie feeling.
Most of the items are not what you would expect, ranging from an old cordless phone, to a set of keys that open who knows what. Though everyone may not see the same items as they walk in, all notice the enlarged photo of Bruce Campbell as Ash Williams from the Evil Dead series framed on a wall.
Written upon it is the follow: "To my creepiest and in most need of profession help Fan/Stalker Jack, Best Wishes that you find a way out of your deluded fantasy world soon." It was signed Bruce "Not Fucking Ash Williams" Campbell. Below the signature it also reads, "PS- Keep the Silk Robes, but get the fuck out of my hot tub."
As your eyes though continue to explore the shop, they almost always land on one singular item. It varies from person to person, always illuminated by a unworldly light. As you walk towards it, a voice calls out behind you.
"Ah, it has finally found you. That piece has an interesting tale around it." You look back to see a tall man of 6'5", wearing a dark shirt and jeans. His dark hair hangs around a stubble face that is in badly need of a shave. His eyes are always covered by the shadows that dominate this shop.
He walks towards you, but at the last second to the item in question. "Touch it.... experience that of what it wishes to share with you."
As your hands find an uncontrollable need to do just that he adds, "But be forewarned. What it imparts to you may leave you with more questions then answers...."
ITEMS OF NOTE:
And whatever the mind can come up with.
The idea with the items is to either come up with short stories, or a quick and easy (or not so easy) rp thread idea that someone can walk away with. You come up with an item, and it is my job to come up with something behind it.
(Or so I hope. This will be a place for me to post random short stories, ideas, interaction of strangeness, and so forth. Just watch out. The item you find may not be what you were looking for, but it was sure as hell looking for you.)
As you enter the shop, never knowing what drew you in, you eyes noticed the fact that the place is poorly lit. No light from the outside world enters, and only a few candles burn, giving this quaint place an eerie feeling.
Most of the items are not what you would expect, ranging from an old cordless phone, to a set of keys that open who knows what. Though everyone may not see the same items as they walk in, all notice the enlarged photo of Bruce Campbell as Ash Williams from the Evil Dead series framed on a wall.
Written upon it is the follow: "To my creepiest and in most need of profession help Fan/Stalker Jack, Best Wishes that you find a way out of your deluded fantasy world soon." It was signed Bruce "Not Fucking Ash Williams" Campbell. Below the signature it also reads, "PS- Keep the Silk Robes, but get the fuck out of my hot tub."
As your eyes though continue to explore the shop, they almost always land on one singular item. It varies from person to person, always illuminated by a unworldly light. As you walk towards it, a voice calls out behind you.
"Ah, it has finally found you. That piece has an interesting tale around it." You look back to see a tall man of 6'5", wearing a dark shirt and jeans. His dark hair hangs around a stubble face that is in badly need of a shave. His eyes are always covered by the shadows that dominate this shop.
He walks towards you, but at the last second to the item in question. "Touch it.... experience that of what it wishes to share with you."
As your hands find an uncontrollable need to do just that he adds, "But be forewarned. What it imparts to you may leave you with more questions then answers...."
ITEMS OF NOTE:
*Old cordless phone
*A set of unidentifiable keys
*A pair of handcuffs
*The right shoe from a pair of very well used running shoes
*A blurry old black and white wedding photograph
*More incoming ;p
*A set of unidentifiable keys
*A pair of handcuffs
*The right shoe from a pair of very well used running shoes
*A blurry old black and white wedding photograph
*More incoming ;p
And whatever the mind can come up with.
The idea with the items is to either come up with short stories, or a quick and easy (or not so easy) rp thread idea that someone can walk away with. You come up with an item, and it is my job to come up with something behind it.
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