The Shocking Truth About Florida!

[3113]

Apparently they are one of 16 states that are missing a very important law....

Last week, our state Senate boldly took the first step toward making it illegal for a person to have intimate relations with an animal. Although such a law might thin the dating pool in certain counties, it should ultimately serve to protect household pets and domestic livestock, which evidently are at far greater risk than most of us had imagined. The cry for justice first arose from the small Panhandle community of Mossy Head, where in 2006 a 48-year-old man was suspected of abducting a neighbor family's pet goat and accidentally strangling it with its collar during a sex act. I wish I were making this up, but the story is true. The poor goat's name was Meg.

After outraged citizens demanded that the suspect be arrested and locked up, local authorities were alarmed to discover that Florida was one of only 16 states that had no laws against bestiality. While our moldy statute books still prohibit ''unnatural and lascivious acts'' between consenting adults, there's apparently nothing you cannot do with a four-legged partner.

More unwanted publicity came to Mossy Head when a local entrepreneur began selling T-shirts that said, ''Baaa Means No!'' Residents demanded that the suspected goat rapist be charged at least with animal cruelty, but DNA samples collected from the crime scene proved inconclusive. Shortly after the fatal encounter with Meg, the same man was arrested while trying to sneak off with another goat. This time he was sentenced to 364 days for theft.

Enter Sen. Nan Rich, a Sunrise Democrat and longtime advocate for animal rights. Soon after the bizarre abductions in Mossy Head, she set out to write a law imposing tough criminal penalties on those who seek out animal companionship with carnal intent. Although the bill died in the 2008 legislative session, this year it has a better chance of passing. A Senate agricultural committee has approved a version that would make bestiality a third-degree felony, punishable by up to five years in prison and a $5,000 fine.

...As fervently as we might hope otherwise, the goat-sex attack in Mossy Head wasn't an isolated incident. Rich says other disturbing acts against animals have been reported throughout the state, including the molestation of a horse in the Keys and of a seeing-eye dog in Tallahassee. The latter case involved a 29-year-old blind man who four years ago was charged with ''breach of the peace'' after admitting to police that he had sex on numerous occasions with a yellow Labrador named Lucky, his guide dog.

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And the question is...what are the other 15 states lacking this crucial law?

Those of you in Florida, the law hasn't passed yet. So protect your goats!

 

[JackLuis]

I wondered why Mohamed Atta picked Florida for flight training?

Nice weather and all the goats you can fuck!

 

[Boxlicker101]

As long as the goats etc. are consenting adults and aren't injured or otherwise made to suffer, what is the reason for the law? I suppose it would apply to dogs and women, even though I think the dogs enjoy such encounters.

 

[3113]

As long as the goats etc. are consenting adults and aren't injured or otherwise made to suffer, what is the reason for the law? I suppose it would apply to dogs and women, even though I think the dogs enjoy such encounters.

Just wait till someone steals and asphyxiophiliates your goat!

 

[Boxlicker101]

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Originally Posted by Boxlicker101
As long as the goats etc. are consenting adults and aren't injured or otherwise made to suffer, what is the reason for the law? I suppose it would apply to dogs and women, even though I think the dogs enjoy such encounters.

Just wait till someone steals and chokes your goat!

Well, stealing and killing livestock has always been illegal. What about the guy who was nailing his seeing eye dog?

That reminds me of the guy who tells his shrink that he has sex with his dog. The shrink asks: "Is it a male or female?"

The guy answers: "Female, of course. What do you think I am, some kind of queer?"

 

[TE999]

Apparently they are one of 16 states that are missing a very important law....

Rest of the article here.
And the question is...what are the other 15 states lacking this crucial law?

Those of you in Florida, the law hasn't passed yet. So protect your goats!

What about sheep? They're abused too! We need this law passed now!

Now I'm wonderin' about my neighbor and her dog. Small woman, big dog, hmmmm...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

There are no sheep in Florida. Plus the whole thesis is a sham and bald-faced stretch.

The new law prohibits sex with anything that grazes in the retention pond at work. This means clerks and executive assistants. I think there should be a prohibition against sex with haystacks, too.

 

[DesertPirate]

Reminds me of the old joke:
Welcome to Texas, where men are men and sheep are scared!

 

[Huckleman2000]

I recall a story in Washington State a few years ago where a man was injured trying to have sex with a horse. It turned out that there was nothing to charge him with, and I think the horse farmer actually made his livestock available. Pimping them out, so to speak, like a sort of bestiality brothel.