The Shit Stirring Thread

[bluntforcemama]

On behalf of a friend, I would like to start a shit thread. Anything goes. I'll go first.




What the fuck is with all this stupid "What's wrong with Lit's members" crap? Everytime a so-so newbie thinks that they've gotten in, they start posting crap like "Oh, why can't you all be nice to each other?"

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Angel]

Myst, why can't you just be nice?

 

[Mistress]

Myst, I love your Froggie/Butterfly avatar...it's pretty

 

[Problem Child]

Both of you can just bend over.

 

[Angel]

I am bending over.

 

[Siren]

Myst-ery...do you have a cell phone?

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[bluntforcemama]

Oh you guys are ruining this! Damnit! okay, an example... pffft.

Gee, there sure are a lot of "fight" posts. There are even a lot of posts about those posts. I've been thinking about why for a while now. Before I came to the lovely Lit BB, I was a dedicated chatter. In chat, there is some fighting, as in life, there are some deceivers, and some trouble makers, but nowhere near as much. That's odd I thought, do all the angry people come to the BB? Trolls, flaming parties, hate polls...why?

 

[Siren]

Hey PC....

 

[Dillinger]

What's wrong with all you old timers anyway? You're just as bad as the newbies.

Only us inbetweeners have it together!

 

[Isolde]

I dont have a cell phone or a complaint but I can be rude when the situation calls for it..

Does that count..and if not THEN I have a complaint!!!

 

[bluntforcemama]

Oh Dill.... pooh off! You just want to get every woman you can into the sack!

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[bluntforcemama]

Oh, and then there's the fakers who try to be really weird and cool, and end up just looking like frickin' morons. It's almost obvious how fake they are, and that just shows the insecurities. How unappealing.

"Hi, I'm new, I'm the comedic relief, do I make you want to barf? I'm trying to be funny, am I funny? Do you think I'm cute?"

 

[Dillinger]

Oh Dill.... pooh off! You just want to get every woman you can into the sack!

Duh! Yes. Of course.... and your point is?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

What the fuck is up with that. I mean can't guys just join in the board without trying to get everywoman in the sack? Christ grow up.

And while we're stiring. Lose all the daft, nobody-outside-America-gives-flying-shit-anyway, threads on American politics, there is a world outside you know.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Duh! Yes. Of course.... and your point is?

Like Lavy said, it's predictable, and watch out who you're seducing.... you might get hurt, or hurt them.

 

[Siren]

Dilly that describes you perfectly....

 

[bluntforcemama]

I hate those retarded political posts that are supposed to make the postee look smart, but make them look more like a prejudiced bigot.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[registered "^^"]

YES I HATE

cell phones....oh where is that cell phone thread?

 

[bluntforcemama]

Damnit, You're not cute, you're FUCKING GORGEOUS!

 

[*bratcat*]

ok know what pisses me off?

 

[Desert Amazon]