The shameless "Asking for a Friend!" thread.

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The shameless "Asking for a Friend!" thread.

Please post questions or answers to those difficult or embarrassing questions which have been bothering you for as long as you can remember.

Or if you have any earth-shaking ideas you were never quite comfortable telling people about face-to-face.

If you like you can give your post a snappy title, or an obscure reference. Cheesy puns are encouraged.

Whether you actually have any friends, imaginary or otherwise, we shall not judge you here.

You are safe to post away. :)

(I would normally add a Poll, but oh wait...)
 
Have you ever noticed that as you've gone through Life and reconciled some shit, that your childhood improved???
 
I have a few:
Why do some people treat strangers better than close friends? I’ve heard it’s because they don’t have to be nice to people they are close to.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer? Be more polite to those who are more likely to shoot you? Does a polite society mean that violence is closer to the surface?
 
Shame this thread didn't take off, but I was just about to start one just like it with a question for an actual friend on here who would be to embarrassed to ask it herself.

So. My friend is one of the unfortunate souls on here in a sexless marriage. She has a personal trainer and is keeping herself fit, even though her husband has no sexual desire. Her personal trainer is a woman, and my friend is not bisexual, so there is no opportunity for gratification in that case. I had made a smart-ass comment, after she told me about a particularly strenuous workout, that she should find a male massage professional to rub her down after her workouts, so she could at least feel a man's hands on her after years of neglect. And I suggested that maybe he could masturbate her to orgasm for the same reason.

Sorry for the long ass backstory, but my question is: how would she find a male masseur who would be willing to give her a happy ending? I know guys talk about it all the time with masseuses. How hard is it for women to find men willing to offer the same service? And how would she go about finding such a professional?
 
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