The Sex Closet
"Open your app's, Brothers," the Fraternity House's President commanded from the front of the room, "and prepare to create ... heaven!"
Throughout the room, mayhem erupted as the Frat's senior members pulled out their smart phones and began pressing buttons, howling with excitement.
Peter Thomas hesitated, overwhelmed by the raucous group of nearly two dozen 20-somethings. He'd only become an Officer in the Fraternity a month earlier and this was his first event.
The President gave his Brothers a minute, then dropped into his big, plush chair and tapped an icon on his iPad. Individual images of nearly 50 young women -- dressed in tight jeans, skimpy bikinis, clingy cropped tops, and some times less -- appeared on the giant, high-def' television mounted high on the wall. Instantly, an uproar of whistles, cat calls, and crude descriptive words filled the room. And while each of the girls had her own uniqueness, in looks, outfit, and level of eroticism, the one thing they all had in common was something in her pic that identified her as a member of the Frat's Sister Sorority.
Peter searched the small pics quickly, looking for one face in particular. He'd only reached about the middle of the screen when, beside him, the President tapped another icon and the image in the upper left expanded to fill the entire screen with a sexy, dark skinned woman in a thong bikini.
The group of young men exploded again, and when they settled a bit, the President gave the instructions. "You know how it works, Brothers, same as we've done for the past twenty-six years ... only a little more high tech than when our fathers and brothers before us did, with hard copy photos and paper ballots."
He slid his finger across the screen of his iPad, causing one after another after another sexy picture to scroll across the screen, each showing yet another sexy Sister, identified by first name and a number.
"As the Sister's image appears, you vote," he continued explaining. "When we've scrolled through the entire list, the 25 Sisters with the highest number of Yes, I'd fuck her votes remain. Any Sister who gets four or more Not with a million condoms votes is automatically eliminated."
Suddenly the screen was filled with a very unattractive face of a Sister wearing a thong bikini that practically disappeared within the folds of her obesity. The room exploded in crude, almost painful groans; everything from beer cans to ball caps to handfuls of popcorn flew out toward the television.
"Save it for the voting!" the President ordered, trying his best to suppress his own moans of revulsion at the picture that his Sister President had throw in specifically to rile up the Frats. He continued, "When we've voted on the entire list, we will then vote again, this time for ratings. Ready...?"
While most of the Brothers were howling and hooting, anxious to get started on the democratic process, Peter Thomas leaned toward the President and asked, "What's the second vote for again...?"
"Brothers, Brothers!" the President called out, "The question has been asked, what's the second vote for. And, of course, the answer is...?"
"Equalization!" they called as one voice. Suddenly, all of the other Brothers stood and made a single, crude pelvic thrust gesture and called out, "And Inversion!
Then, just as quickly as they'd risen, they fell back into their seats, erupting in laughter again.
The President leaned toward Peter and explained, "The Sisters are voting on us, too. Once both Houses have finished, we'll link the results together. If they have fewer of us on their Put it in me! list than we have on our Let me put it in! list, then we trim the lowest rated Brothers off our list. Or if there are fewer Sisters on our list -- which, by the way, has never happened--"
A Brother hollered out, "'Cause we'll fuck anything, and they won't!"
There was another round of laughter, then the President finished with, "Same thing ... the list gets trimmed. Understand?"
"Yeah," Peter responded, hesitantly, still as unsure about participating in this as he had been when he'd first heard of it. "So ... we all get rating numbers, from the most attractive to the least..."
"Something like that," the President responded, his attention on the iPad he was tapping at.
"And the most desired guys ... Brothers, I mean ... are matched with the most desirable Sisters?"
The President was engrossed in his preparations for the event and didn't hear Peter's question. "Okay, let's start this show! First up! Cherry Sherry Paull."
The President slid a finger across the iPad's touch screen, and the first image to have filled the screen returned. Cat calls filled the room as the very attractive, young CoEd in tight jeans and a bikini top appeared. "Let your dick do the voting, gentlemen. Think with the little head."
The voting -- and the mayhem surrounding it -- continued onward, one beautiful woman after another. Peter was amazed at the sex appeal present in one Sorority; if he'd been using the old high school measuring stick, most of the Sisters pictured on the television over the next hour or so would have been 7's at least, with a good quarter of them being 8's, 9's, and 10's.
Peter had to reposition himself in his chair at least three times as he realized his dick was board stiff and more than noticeable to anyone who bothered to look his way.
And while he'd been eying the beautiful candidates and selecting the simple Yes or No on the app the Fraternity had created via a Facebook page, Peter was cringing as well ... because he knew that the odds were that eventually a particular good looking woman was going to appear on the screen and blow every one's socks off.
"Only three more to go," the President announced. "Are we tired of this yet..."
"No!" the call rang out.
"Do we need to quit early...?" the President egged them on.
"More pussy!" the Brothers called out, well practiced after two and a half decades of tradition.
"Fine," the President said, sliding his finger across the iPad again.
Only three more to go, Peter thought. Maybe she decided not to partici--
And then suddenly, there she was, in a picture that there father had called porn, their mother had called sacrilege, and that Peter himself had downloaded a copy of and masturbated to periodically not only for its erotic nature but for the forbidden nature of the fantasized act.
The room exploded in howls, with the Brothers falling into a synchronized chant of Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! that Peter thought was going to break the glass of the trophy case on the wall behind his head. And somehow, in this uproar, Peter was able to feel the tingling in his own crotch, which caused him to instantly blush throughout his neck and face.
"Your sister, right?" a voice said just loud enough for him to hear it.
Peter's head turned quickly to find the President looking directly into his eyes. The Elder Statesman of the Frat smiled -- not an animalistic, horny expression like that which was filling the faces of the other Brothers, but a compassion, knowing smile -- and said, "Don't worry about her, she'll be fine. I hear she's a big girl."
Peter didn't know what to say and looked down to his smart phone instead. What does that mean, 'She's a big girl'? Peter knew she wasn't a virgin; she'd had high school boyfriends and, once had even been caught naked in bed with a guy from her Freshman History 101 class by their mother. Peter hated the idea that she was on the list emanating from the President's iPad. She could have opted out of the Sex Closet event totally. But, of course, she would never have been eligible for any positions of authority or power in the Sorority ... ever! And Peter knew how much she wanted to play an important part in the Sorority's future.
He hated even more the fact that the President knew she was his sister, and had known for certain -- something Peter hadn't -- that she was in fact going to be on the television screen tonight.
When Peter had first heard of The Sex Closet, he hadn't really been sure whether he wanted to be part of the event. Each of the Fraternity Brothers who made the list would have sex with one of the Sorority Sisters who did so as well ... but none of the Guys would ever know who he'd fucked, because they'd be in a pitch black room and weren't allowed talk to woman in there with him. Really...? It was crazy!
But after he'd thought about it a bit, he'd decided, sure, why not? It wasn't like he was getting a lot of sex anyhow. Third year at University, and he'd only gotten laid four times ... and only truly remembered two of them. And of course, the Fraternity had the same rules linking Officer Positions to special events. So, either Peter participated or he forever became a sheep in the House, simply following the directions of the Officers and doing what ever they directed.
Then, Peter learned that the female participants would be coming from the Fraternity's Sister Sorority -- his actual biological, blood sister's House. His first thought, of course, was that she'd never do something this wrong, this inappropriate. Then, home for dinner one night, she'd backed out of a family get-together the night of the The Sex Closet Event ... and Peter knew!
He'd fretted over the whole situation for days before finally doing what he was in college to learn to teach: The Math.
First, Peter might not make The Cut. The Sorority was well known for its beautiful Sisters, some of the most exotic and erotic faces and bodies on Campus. There were almost 60 guys in the Fraternity, and -- he'd been told -- over the last 6 years, the Sorority had voted an average of 24 guys as Totally Fuckable.. So, he first had to get past the Hell no! vote, then hope he wasn't so low on the ratings list that he got cut in the second round.
It reminded him just a little too much of high school gym class and almost always being the last man picked for ... well, for just about anything.
His second concern, of course, was being involved in a sexually based game that also included his sister. That was just so wrong! But again, he'd done the math. First, she made to make the Fraternity's list of Most Fuckable; Peter knew that she had a 100% chance of doing this, with that face and body. He, however, had maybe a 30% chance at best of making the Sorority's Fuckable list.
And even then, with what the President had just told him about the rating systems ... Peter knew that his sister would be rated in, oh, probably the top quarter, maybe the top tenth of the list. She was just simply too sexy not to be rated one of the most fuckable women in the University, let alone just a single Sorority. And he, of course, Peter knew he would be lucky to make the list; there was no way he'd be anywhere near the top.
Therefore, the math won out: even if they both made the list, Peter wouldn't be spending any time alone, naked, with his sister in a dark room in the basement of the neutral site the Presidents were in the process of setting up.
"Did you vote?"
Peter flashed out of his reverie to look into the President's eyes again. "Excuse me...?"
"Did you vote on your sister?" the senior Frat officer asked, keeping his voice low enough that only Peter could hear him. "You know, it's okay to vote her as Fuckable. Couple of years ago, I voted my cousin as such."
Peter laughed nervously. He looked back to his phone, as the yes and no icons. He pressed yes, of course; the more votes she got, the farther up the list she got from him.
Peter had missed the last two pictures as he'd been day dreaming, so he selected no on each, trying to put even more space between him and his sibling.
When the President announced the end of the first round of voting, the original picture of 50 Sisters reappeared on the screen, with more than a third of the photos now gone, with big rectangular blocks of black in their place.
"Okay, round two," the President announced. He pushed the group through the next round at twice the rate -- they'd already been at this democratic process for nearly an hour -- and after all the women, including -- of course -- Peter's sister had gotten their ratings, the President announced the voting closed and ordered every one to the Pub a couple of blocks away for a celebration.
"When will we know?" Peter asked the Fraternity's Commander in Chief.
"Know what?" the President asked. Peter must have shown his great hesitance to ask the question. The sixth year senior smiled and asked, "Whether you made the list...?"
Peter nodded, saying, "Not that I care of anything."
"Tomorrow," the President said, patting Peter on the shoulder. "You'll know tomorrow."
Late the next day, the President's of the Fraternity was in the office of the Sorority President, sitting at her laptop uploaded the Fraternity's data from a flash drive. They would be the only two people out of the Houses who would know who was matched up with whom, as it had been for a quarter of a century; and once the event was over, the information would be deleted and the flash drive melted in a ceremony attended by the members of both houses.
The printer kicked out two copies of the ratings, and each of the President's took a copy and started reading. It only took a moment for them to see the error in the program.
"Inversion," they said, nearly simultaneously. The Frat President took both copies from her and stuck them into the shredder as the Sorority Prez went back to the Data Entry program and initiated the inversion step. When she hit print this time, the Fraternity's list had been inverted, putting the Most Fuckable Sisters at the bottom.
The pair reviewed the list, agreeing once they'd gotten most of the way down that it looked right this time. Suddenly, the Frat President's finger stopped its tracing down the page on a particular pairing. He looked up to find his Sister Officer staring at him with a surprised expression.
"How do we fix this?" she asked. "We've never had this happen before ... 'less you count that close call between you and your Cuz a couple of years ago. Just switch a couple of names...?"
When her counterpart didn't answer her, instead just staring at the list as his smirk turned into a broad smile, she asked again, "How do we fix this...?"
Suddenly, his subconscious kicked in, and he remembered Peter Thomas' question about what inversion was. He hadn't been paying attention at the time, and to be honest it would never have occurred to him at the time to warn the new Officer that there was a possibility that the Inversion step might put the siblings near one another in the final list, let alone directly across from one another.
But his mind was a cranking, and he saw an opportunity here to have a bit of fun with the new officer, as well as with the beautiful, red headed Sophomore who had politely turned him down for a date a few months back. He looked up at his Sorority counterpart and said, "I don't see anything that needs fixing."
Her eyes widened. "You can't be serious."
"Hey, it's the luck of the draw," he said firmly. "Who are we to mess with a quarter century of tradi--"
"They're siblings!" she laughed, shocked. "Brother and sister! We can't put them in a room naked together and tell them 'Go for it!'. It's all kinds of wrong!"
"The pairings stand," he said firmly, standing and beginning to remove his tie and unbutton his shirt. "Luck of the draw. Besides ... the rules say they can't talk to one another, but you know they almost always do. They'll introduce themselves, despite the prohibition against it, and after a shocked Oh My God!, they'll come shooting out of there like a bullet from a gun."
"Maybe," she said, dismayed that he was going to let happen what would surely be an embarrassing event they'd never forget. She stood, too, turning off the computer monitor and, in a single, swift movement, pulling her summer dress up over her head, leaving her standing before him in nothing but a tiny thong. "You just better hope that the shooting that takes place isn't him firing into her."
"Trust me," he assured her, moving her back toward her little bed as he continued stripping his clothes off, "there ain't gonna be anything between them like what we're gonna have between us tonight."
As she laid back and pulled him to her, parting her thighs and grasping his dick to begin stroking it, she kissed him deeply and murmured, "Shoot away, Prez."
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