The Semi-Consolidated Leakage Thread

[4est_4est_Gump]

I thought that "fuck me heels" went with any outfit.

That's what straight guys always think...

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[thør]

That's what straight guys always think...

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I've been outed!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I've been outed!

Indeed.

A gay guy would have agreed with me... wait... what am I saying?



SO SUE ME IF I HAVE TASTE! I'M NOT GAY!


Not that there's anything wrong with that sort of thingy...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I dunno, I think the teepee livin' has made the chief kinda . . . metro.


But what the fuck do I know?


Apparently, I was vastly closer to Death than I had thought a short 48 hours ago, and I was very chemically deficient. Monday, I had zero prescriptions. Today, I have six.


I conclude that I am officially . . . old. But I'm not dead yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs

 

[Wat_Tyler]

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/9313/3588041.b32/0_c00fd_912ac156_orig

http://40.media.tumblr.com/1ba5f25f8f2ccea20172d59a6daf624e/tumblr_nvemxhSprs1uef60uo1_1280.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/1b8901e06062194436be5c9846194588/tumblr_mupu8jyxkA1rp3jhxo1_1280.jpg​

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Those shoes just do not go with the outfit.

Tragic!​

How's about these gloves with this dishtowel???

http://41.media.tumblr.com/bf213f8026427a25f2d9bf950a3fc266/tumblr_nv304trMtd1uscpvso1_500.jpg


Nope, didn't think so.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I dunno, I think the teepee livin' has made the chief kinda . . . metro.


But what the fuck do I know?


Apparently, I was vastly closer to Death than I had thought a short 48 hours ago, and I was very chemically deficient. Monday, I had zero prescriptions. Today, I have six.


I conclude that I am officially . . . old. But I'm not dead yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs

You are healthier than a horse. Writing prescriptions are a doctor's insurance. Mine went crazy after he misdiagnosed my afib...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

How's about these gloves with this dishtowel???

http://41.media.tumblr.com/bf213f8026427a25f2d9bf950a3fc266/tumblr_nv304trMtd1uscpvso1_500.jpg


Nope, didn't think so.

Red, green, cream; she should have noticed the scissors and nixed the yellow for green.

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[Hypoxia]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/bf213f8026427a25f2d9bf950a3fc266/tumblr_nv304trMtd1uscpvso1_500.jpg

She is a very bad girl. In California, anyway. She left the tap running. A water-waster! Get her!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's a work in progress...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

*groan*

They forced me to take my old job back, full-time...



They claim it's only a temporary "fix," but I hear no conviction in the statement.

AND THERE'S MORE!

For a limited time only, I'm going to straight night shifts for no extra charge! AND THERE'S MORE!!!

I'm in charge of a "problem" crew...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You are healthier than a horse. Writing prescriptions are a doctor's insurance. Mine went crazy after he misdiagnosed my afib...

Happy Thursday!!! I don't feel much different yet. Patience, I know . . . patients.

Red, green, cream; she should have noticed the scissors and nixed the yellow for green.

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She should just lose the gloves and quit pretending like she's going to do any work at all. We all know better.

She is a very bad girl. In California, anyway. She left the tap running. A water-waster! Get her!

I'd wager that a sound spanking wil discipline her into obedience. Repeat as needed.

*groan*

They forced me to take my old job back, full-time...



They claim it's only a temporary "fix," but I hear no conviction in the statement.

AND THERE'S MORE!

For a limited time only, I'm going to straight night shifts for no extra charge! AND THERE'S MORE!!!

I'm in charge of a "problem" crew...

I don't know what to say, except that "no" is a complete paragraph.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Shhh...



I'm walking down memory lane...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm6qw_yeo6o

 

[Wat_Tyler]

"No" is the saddest experience that you'll ever do . . .


especially if you're in Oklahoma.


Not Arizona.


What does it matter???

http://40.media.tumblr.com/3df09d0ff51e4d14b57062ce7567dba2/tumblr_n1pplkmynP1qjrdq8o1_1280.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Well, I've never been to Spain,



But I am a fan of Sangria!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxR40O55O5g

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Which, sadly, rhymes with diarrhea and gonorrhea.


Words I readily toss into my spur-of-the-moment rewrites.


People look at me funny sometimes . . . .

http://bigtitsaddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2011-07-31-218828/bigtits-9.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

She's busting out of her chrysalis...

 

[miles]

She's busting out of her chrysalis...

Is that an STD?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Strip ToDay?


~yes~

 

[Wat_Tyler]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/4d36eb5881f7bac71db1c1fb2e2c20b5/tumblr_nrk8ulOfTX1tu4wrdo1_500.jpg

 

[miles]

Which, sadly, rhymes with diarrhea and gonorrhea.


Words I readily toss into my spur-of-the-moment rewrites.


People look at me funny sometimes . . . .

http://bigtitsaddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2011-07-31-218828/bigtits-9.jpg

I'd fuck her...fake tits and all.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'd fuck her...fake tits and all.

I bet she'd fuck you, too.


1964


The Hemi and:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRXb7K7k7bQ

 

[miles]

I bet she'd fuck you, too.

I'll let you know in the morning if she did.

Saturday I'm getting together with Holly Peers....yeaaaah, that's the ticket.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'll let you know in the morning if she did.

Saturday I'm getting together with Holly Peers....yeaaaah, that's the ticket.

Yeah???


Sheyit, I bet you cunt even pick her out of a line-up:

http://off.net.mk/files/styles/statija_full/public/galerija/2012/07/21/off.net.mk-14947.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

How 'bout I tell you which one's shoe choice was tragic...