The Secret To Soft Silky Skin

[TN_Vixen]

Nivea lotion enriched with vitamin E. Makes your skin feel like silk.

Just thought I'd pass along that little bit of info.

 

[Laurel]

What a good girl!

 

[koalabear]

Bag Balm

 

[TN_Vixen]

I love it when you pat my head like that Laurel.

 

[Zircon]

TN_Vixen,

Hi, may I have the honor of putting the Nivea Body Lotion Enriched with Vitamin E on your body?

Z

 

[TN_Vixen]

Zircon, are you a member of the pervert clique?

I thought not.


heh

 

[penguindance]

 

[EX-Member]

Corn huskers is pretty good too...

 

[Aphrodisiac]

May I share mine ?


After my showers ...

Its Jergens Body lotion & Neutrogena 's Body Oil... leaves my skin feeling silky and soft.

 

[lobito]

...are you a member of the pervert clique?

I think that's one Q I don't have to be asked...

 

[Zircon]

TN_Vixen,

Eh, Perv Clique, hmm....

One question, what's a clique?

I was going to say initially anyway, that I use Nivea Body Lotion, especially on the feet. If you're like me who wear safety boots all day, your feet get a little rough edged.

But somehow the perv side of my brain got hold of me and took over. I apologize if i had ruined your day.

Thank you and have a nice day.

Z

 

[Frimost]

Naw, you got it all wrong

No, the real secret to silky smooth skin is to let a man cum on you!

And if you eat it it makes you smarter too!

Let's see..Oh YEA! I almost forgot, its like uber healthy too, it has the vitamens of like a million health drinks or something in it and makes you younger like the fountain of youth!

Yup, that's the truth women, you gotta eat allot of sperm to remain healthy and silky smooth!

 

[Marxist]

Frimost had to go the route of crudity. Lame.
http://www.kandipeach.com/news/newsimages/R13_26.jpg

I mean, I think everyone expected that kind of answer when we opened the thread but we were all laying off, but no, not Frimost.
http://www.kandipeach.com/news/newsimages/KN7_48.jpg

Next time say you're going to show us pix of your pussy and post pix of your cat.
http://www.kandipeach.com/news/newsimages/KP_40702_066.jpg

 

[Sillyman]

Thank you Marxist. I'm glad SOMEONE on this board has some sense of decency. Honestly.

I can never use handcreams. They feel weird.

 

[Frimost]

crude and rude, yup that's me

I don't like to pussy-foot around, but get right down to BUUSSSI-NASS!

Besides, if eveyone sits around with thier thumb up thier butt waiting for someone else to make the move (or in this case say the thing) that everyone else is thinking about, then it will never be brought up!

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

Re: Naw, you got it all wrong

No, the real secret to silky smooth skin is to let a man cum on you!

And if you eat it it makes you smarter too!

Let's see..Oh YEA! I almost forgot, its like uber healthy too, it has the vitamens of like a million health drinks or something in it and makes you younger like the fountain of youth!

Yup, that's the truth women, you gotta eat allot of sperm to remain healthy and silky smooth!

just remember though it has to be fresh!!!