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[starrkers]

I just realized by your word choice and your diction that you are one of my long-term bashers, aren't you Starrkers? You are one of those Anonymous bashers that appear on most of my stories. It's funny the things that stick out.

I have this one basher who appears on many of my stories with those exact words in her bash of my story.

"But you have no wish to improve. That is sad."

Now, I know you for who you are and what you are...a cunt.

Yet, that's okay, Starrkers. You can bash everyone of my stories. I don't care. I know my writing has improved since last year, last month, last week, and yesterday. Moreover, I definitely know my stories are way better than your shit you call stories.

Never have I written any anonymous bashes in the way you have to my stories. I wonder, who else is on your shit list. Who else have you bashed? Is that how you won your contest by having you and all your little friends give low scores to every story you thought was better than you lousy stoy, which in effect was every story entered in the contest (lol).

You're just insane. You are one of 'those' people who doesn't like it when the attention is taken away from you by another writer on the board. Is your life that empty?

Tell me, why are you here? What's your story? Are you lonely? Are you a man? Are you a pervert? Aren't you getting any sex in your life? And who is that a photo of? Certainly, that's not you?

Moreover, are you so ugly that you cannot show your face?

I'm here to write. You're just here to write an occasional sucky story and bash others who write better than you do, which is, everybody.

And you feel sad for me? Don't feel sad for me. I have a good life. I'm having fun.

I can't wait to write more stories to piss you off.

Self imagery much?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Oh you're a sad fuck. And coo coo doesn't begin to describe you.

Of course I'm a better writer than you. Everyone here is a better writer than you. The shit you so proudly submit here, your life's passion, is complete unadulterated crap that isn't worth the time you waste writing it.

You are deluded if you believe otherwise. But you've proven that again and again.

Freddie, the shit you write can't even get enough votes to qualify for contest inclusion, let alone gain a score worthy of contention. And don't try to tell me it's because of the the "bashers".
It's not bashing if they don't vote at all.

Yeah, you're gonna win the Survivor contest. Big deal. It's only worth winning if it's won well. And 500 nonsense entries that have neither erotic content nor coherent storylines aren't winning well. A pile of shit is still a pile of shit, regardless of how you serve it.

All of my contest stories have more than the 25 votes needed. Some have a few hundred votes.

Honey, I'm a better writer than you. Moreover, I'm a better person than you. Your just an old, washed up drunk alone.

Go have another drink and a cigarette. I bet that's what you doing now, isn't it. Drinking and smoking and you saw me on the site and wanted to ride my coat tails.

You're not worth my time. Bye bye.

 

[starrkers]

All of my contest stories have more than the 25 votes needed. Some have a few hundred votes.

Honey, I'm a better writer than you. Moreover, I'm a better person than you. Your just an old, washed up drunk alone.

Go have another drink and a cigarette. I bet that's what you doing now, isn't it. Drinking and smoking and you saw me on the site and wanted to ride my coat tails.

You're not worth my time. Bye bye.

Go empty the overflowing ashtray and toss out a few of the empties, Freddie.

I'm not old, washed up, drunk or alone.

But I have a feeling that little dog just abandoned you to your fate, poor sad Freddie.


PS Don't forget to 1-bomb all my stories for me. Oh that's right, you've already done that, haven't you? And those bombs were all gone the next day. How sad.

 

[starrkers]

I really should thank you, Freddie.

You've improved my mood out of sight.

I woke up to a grey cold winter's day, ready to kick the kids and skin the cats, but now I'm laughing again.

So maybe you're not a total waste of space. You still have unconscious comedy value.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Sr71plt: I respect you.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

It's true

Scouries...I love you.

 

[TxRad]

Scouries...I love you.

A match made in heaven or hell

BFW,

For a long time, I've mostly given you the benifit of the doubt in a lot of ways.

But after these last two rants, I'm sorry but you and Scuries are made for each other. An Idiot and and Asshole. Take your pick on which you are.

I won't comment on your stories as I've never even been curious enough to open one. Now, call me a basher. That seems to be what you do best, bash people for disagreeing with you.

I'd tell you to have fun, but it ain't going to happen for you, I'm sorry to say and it's pretty much your own fault.

 

[Liar]

It's all about the stories, Ace.

The more stories that I write, the more money Literotica makes.

Almost true, but now entirely.

Literotica sells ads. The more ads Literotica sells, the more money Literotica makes.

But even that is untrue. Literotica can also sell their ads expensive, or cheap.

How do you sell an expensive ad? By promising a) a reader with good buying power for what the ad sells and b) good success rate on the ad (the percentage of those who view the ad, that clicks on it, buy the product or whatever the goal was).

How do Literotica deliver that? Three components.

1. By having many page views that can view ads. This means that many stories are good. But also that basic quality control is good. People won't come to Literotica if it's filled with utter crap. Stories have to be good enough, or people might just as well go hang out on Usenet.

2. By drawing in the right demographics. Masturbating teenage boys don't have money. So they won't buy what's in the ads. (Plus it's probably illegal to sell it to them anyway.) Middle class (masturbating) soccer moms do. And they generally demand a better quality of porn.

3. By making the readers stay long enough on a page to actually see and care about the ad. A back-click triggering story will make Lit less money than a story that a reader is captivated by and reads all the way through.

So no, ot's not just "more stories = good". If the stories are crap, it's actually bad.

Are your stories crap? Didn't say and don't know. Just pointing out that your assumption is wrong.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

asshole

A match made in heaven or hell

BFW,

For a long time, I've mostly given you the benifit of the doubt in a lot of ways.

But after these last two rants, I'm sorry but you and Scuries are made for each other. An Idiot and and Asshole. Take your pick on which you are.

I won't comment on your stories as I've never even been curious enough to open one. Now, call me a basher. That seems to be what you do best, bash people for disagreeing with you.

I'd tell you to have fun, but it ain't going to happen for you, I'm sorry to say and it's pretty much your own fault.

When did you ever give me the benefit of the doubt. Nothing that you have ever posted about me has been nice or positive or constructive, just mean, sacrastic, and nasty, much like your post above.

Was I the only one ranting? Your comprehension of the written word is skewed if you missed the mean comments of SR71 wrote when he butted his way into the conversation and then Starrkers who just out right attacked me.

Disagreeing with me is one thing but when you bunch of assholes gang up on me, that's another.

You, Ace, DK, Starrkers, and all of your mal-adjusted little friends can all go fuck yourselves.

 

[starrkers]

Go feel sorry for your pathetic self somewhere where else, Freddie.

I stopped feeling the need to be polite to you when you started your slur campaign after I won a contest.

 

[TxRad]

When did you ever give me the benefit of the doubt. Nothing that you have ever posted about me has been nice or positive or constructive, just mean, sacrastic, and nasty, much like your post above.

Was I the only one ranting? Your comprehension of the written word is skewed if you missed the mean comments of SR71 wrote when he butted his way into the conversation and then Starrkers who just out right attacked me.

Disagreeing with me is one thing but when you bunch of assholes gang up on me, that's another.

You, Ace, DK, Starrkers, and all of your mal-adjusted little friends can all go fuck yourselves.

Hate to be the one to told ya but this is only the second post I've ever made to you. The first one asked who you were and why would I want to bash you? I still don't want to bash you. I never did. Don't have any reason to.

Sorry, but you bring so much of this on yourself that I can't really give a shit, one way or the other. I've never ganged up on you or anyone else. If anything I'm a gang of one. Me. So don't give me that shit. Sure I pick on Scurvies, but mostly that's to keep the record straight for some poor newbie that might actually believe his bull shit.

I've talked to Starrkers here and at another site, she's a pretty fair lady but don't jump on her ass and not expect to get knocked on yours. Australian women can be and are meaner than the men. And Me, I'm and old southern gentleman, I don't tolerate people who jump on woman without cause. And don't tell me it was with cause, because I know otherwise.

You've never seen me mean, sarcastic, and nasty, very few have and very few will. So save your bullshit for someone who might believe it. Your creditability went south a while back.

 

[scouries]

ur sins will catch....

Don’t you people ever sleep? liar at 4:30 am, Freddie at 5:48, our lovely Aussie at 5:52, the other guy at 6:21!

You should all be in bed, making love (the preferable option) or sleeping and resting those little gray cells.

Constant posting has been proven bad for your health. It also adversely affects the “Coefficient of Edited Viewership to Inputed Posts divided by the Ratio between Poster Quality and Poster Quantity for the ScouriesWorld thread (which then negatively affects my THREAD ROYALTY payments!)

As THREADMASTER I’d like to ask you all to refrain from making any posts in future between midnight and eight a.m. Miami time. And try to eat a nourishing breakfast before you put pen to post.

Here’s something else that was sent to me (e-mailed) while I slept. Maybe one of you will be able to identify this basher for me? Mind you it’s a bit of a compliment too, this anonymous reader believes the author of the story in question (the famed “Daddy”, I Whispered) is a woman. Which just proves that scouries can successfully swing his laptop ‘both ways’.


This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

may God have mercy on you and ur dad and ur kids. I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT UR SINS WILL CATCTH UP WITH U.ALTHOUGH I AM NOT JUDGING YOU. U ARE LIVING UNDER THE JUDGEMENT OF A RIGHTEOUS GOD.

jrs

p.s. mr liar I must say there are significant holes in your economic analyses. I’m sure Freddie with his financial background also noticed them. In the next few days or so I’ll try to correct your mistakes. My analysis of course will be based on proprietary info I have due to my knowledge of the LITEROTICA ROYALTY payment system.

pss my god! was there really a kitten siting here last night?

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

My analysis of course will be based on proprietary info I have due to my knowledge of the LITEROTICA ROYALTY payment system.

hmmm..
Seems like everyone BUT you has knowledge of the Literotica royalty payment system.

 

[Daniellekitten]

You, Ace, DK, Starrkers, and all of your mal-adjusted little friends can all go fuck yourselves.

And after I wished you well on your own thread. I'm so hurt, BFW. I've stayed away from your stories, refrained from getting into mud slinging and you still wish me ill...sigh.

 

[freshface]

Don’t you people ever sleep? liar at 4:30 am, Freddie at 5:48, our lovely Aussie at 5:52, the other guy at 6:21!

You should all be in bed, making love (the preferable option) or sleeping and resting those little gray cells.

Constant posting has been proven bad for your health. It also adversely affects the “Coefficient of Edited Viewership to Inputed Posts divided by the Ratio between Poster Quality and Poster Quantity for the ScouriesWorld thread (which then negatively affects my THREAD ROYALTY payments!)

As THREADMASTER I’d like to ask you all to refrain from making any posts in future between midnight and eight a.m. Miami time. And try to eat a nourishing breakfast before you put pen to post.

Here’s something else that was sent to me (e-mailed) while I slept. Maybe one of you will be able to identify this basher for me? Mind you it’s a bit of a compliment too, this anonymous reader believes the author of the story in question (the famed “Daddy”, I Whispered) is a woman. Which just proves that scouries can successfully swing his laptop ‘both ways’.


This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

may God have mercy on you and ur dad and ur kids. I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT UR SINS WILL CATCTH UP WITH U.ALTHOUGH I AM NOT JUDGING YOU. U ARE LIVING UNDER THE JUDGEMENT OF A RIGHTEOUS GOD.

jrs

p.s. mr liar I must say there are significant holes in your economic analyses. I’m sure Freddie with his financial background also noticed them. In the next few days or so I’ll try to correct your mistakes. My analysis of course will be based on proprietary info I have due to my knowledge of the LITEROTICA ROYALTY payment system.

pss my god! was there really a kitten siting here last night?

Sorry Scouries, but you do realize that, this being the World Wide Web, we're all over the world? What possible reason would Starkers, Liar, or the rest of us overseas have to pay attention to your time zone? Can't wait to see what bit of fiction you'll put together for Liar.

 

[TxRad]

Sorry Scouries, but you do realize that, this being the World Wide Web, we're all over the world? What possible reason would Starkers, Liar, or the rest of us overseas have to pay attention to your time zone? Can't wait to see what bit of fiction you'll put together for Liar.

Oh don't worry. It has nothing to do with timezones or quality of posts or any of the other crap. It was 24 posts without him. He lost all that potential advertising space and all the rant chances.

Jim If ya can't run with the big dogs then ya better stay on the porch.

 

[freshface]

Oh don't worry. It has nothing to do with timezones or quality of posts or any of the other crap. It was 24 posts without him. He lost all that potential advertising space and all the rant chances.

Jim If ya can't run with the big dogs then ya better stay on the porch.

But...but...He's got Gabby. Maybe they need to go to shift work?

 

[TxRad]

But...but...He's got Gabby. Maybe they need to go to shift work?

The blow up doll is doing all she can now keeping up with all of his BS numbers and the last three half baked egomaniac boosts that he made. She is the brains of the outfit after all, airhead, blond and all.

 

[Darkniciad]

(which then negatively affects my THREAD ROYALTY payments!)

Hold on now, you mean to tell me nobody else noticed that he's now claiming royalties from this thread

He must have found another Monopoly board at a yard sale on the way home from the late shift sweeping floors at the Burger Barn

 

[sr71plt]

Hold on now, you mean to tell me nobody else noticed that he's now claiming royalties from this thread

He must have found another Monopoly board at a yard sale on the way home from the late shift sweeping floors at the Burger Barn

Now, in terms of commercial value for the Web site, I can actually see royalties being in order. This is a real circus. It's paying royalties for what he calls stories that upsets my sense of writing world right and wrong.

 

[Darkniciad]

Now, in terms of commercial value for the Web site, I can actually see royalties being in order. This is a real circus. It's paying royalties for what he calls stories that upsets my sense of writing world right and wrong.

But the forum isn't making any money: No ads.

Besides, BFW is upstaging the old goof as Ringmaster of the Land of Make Believe circus

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Hold on now, you mean to tell me nobody else noticed that he's now claiming royalties from this thread

He must have found another Monopoly board at a yard sale on the way home from the late shift sweeping floors at the Burger Barn

Oh, I noticed.
I think he needs to ask his psychiatrist for more Haldol. His delusions are getting worse. Perhaps ECT is in order... that is if he can let go of GAB long enough. The electric current might melt her.

 

[Iamcanadian28]

But the forum isn't making any money: No ads.

Besides, BFW is upstaging the old goof as Ringmaster of the Land of Make Believe circus

The sad part of things is that today, this is one of the more subtle rational threads going on.

I can lend my voice to the group that thinks scouries is kinda off his rocker. Then again he thinks everything in my stories must be true. I mean I must live in a trailer park to be able to write about people screwing in one.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Then again he thinks everything in my stories must be true. I mean I must live in a trailer park to be able to write about people screwing in one.

Take that as a compliment. I'm sure he was totally engrossed in your story. After all, he's not used to good writing.

 

[PrincessErin]

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