The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[Liar]

Let's see if I can make this thread any more bizarre.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e394/mi_liar/weirdstuff.jpg

Nope, didn't work.

 

[starrkers]

For fuck's sake! Can we just let this bloody abortionate thread die?

 

[cloudy]

Oooo. I wonder if Queen Bitch has a date for New Years.

I do, but thanks for your concern.

 

[Just-Legal]

Every click makes money for Queen Bitch. You got it now, dipshit? Damn, you started out so smart and ended up so stupid.

Pot? Kettle?

 

[scouries]

the sweeps have begun….

D E L E T E D​

 

[babyfuckmommyplz]

To the tune of the slinky song

Everyone, sing along! Add a verse!



Who writes half-assed porn, is the object of scorn,
Who's a liar who slanders and cheats?
Who writes about Mom, wanks to thoughts of Saddam?
Everyone knows it's Scouries!

He pretends he gets laid by hot chicks in the 'Glades,
but sits home all day making his lists
and writing fan mail to himself signed “love, Gail,”
Everyone knows it's Scouries!

It's Scouries! It's Scouries!
the most famous author on Lit.
It's Scouries! It's Scouries!
It's odd 'cause his writing is shit.

Who constantly gloats, “I've got thousands of votes!”
though his average scores are all low?
Who cries and accuses every time that he loses?
Everyone knows it's Scouries!

 

[sr71plt]

Oh, THAT Queen Bitch. Never mind.

 

[scouries]

Going…going…go……..

D E L E T E D​

 

[JustaJerk]

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,
I think I owe some of my fellow Literoticans an apology."

Yea, like, no shit!

...from the very first post he ever made in the Literotica forums,

Umm... Would that be the lewd comments he made in the Amateur Pic Feedback forum. Yes, you can search and find all posts made by someone. Of course, he deleted most of his posts on 7/11/07.

I wish we knew what made him go away then. Maybe repeating that every day for the next year would give the fucking idiot the hint!

Justa

PS: It's nice to see his blow up doll now has her own log in. It almost gives me the impression this is not "scouries" without his dick up his ass.

 

[scouries]

not more of these useless creatures?

D E L E T E D​

 

[scouries]

Winter Seminars on South Beach....

SPECIAL OFFER FOR LITEROTICA AHLand MEMBERS ONLY​

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Scouries Winter Erotic Writing Seminar

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[Black Tulip]

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

[size=+5]1729…[/size]

[size=+4]1566…[/size]

[size=+3]1271…[/size]

[size=+2]1081…[/size]​

Yes another [size=+2]190[/size] votes were swept away last night. Will this slow torture of my handsome boss never end???

...

Not so long people indulge in multiple voting.

 

[Guest]

“I had trouble writing dirty words, you know, like fuck or penis, before I took the course,” a writer from Michigan admitted. “After just five minutes in Mr. Scouries presence I was not only able to write them, it was quite easy to call him a prick and tell him to go fuck off.”

You know I promised myself to ignore you, to just remember that you're an idiot and an egomaniac who refuses help and medication that would help you cope with the voices in your head. But if you don't quit with pulling me into your fantasy world, I will take legal action against you for sexual harassment. I have talked to a lawyer and he says that I could possibly have a case if I wish to pursue it. As of now, I don't. But keep me out of your posts and out of your stories and quit with the sexual comments or I will take action.

 

[Guest]

SPECIAL OFFER FOR LITEROTICA AHLand MEMBERS ONLY​

[size=+3]15% OFF *** SPECIAL *** 15% OFF[/SIZE]​

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Scouries Winter Erotic Writing Seminar

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ScouriesEnterprises, in conjunction with JRS Inc., and ScouriesFilms, is pleased to offer special discounts to Literotica authors who wish to participate in this winter’s special Souries Winter Beach Erotic Writing Seminars.

Hosted and led by best selling author and award winning sexologist james r scouries this ten day seminar, in its fourteenth year, is aimed at amateur writers who wish to improve their craft (as well as their sex lives). A seminar designed to augment their knowledge of sex as well as their ability to write about it.

Rubbing shoulders with giants in the field, even mere AHers will soon find the words flowing effortlessly from their newly inspired brains.

Details of this year’s Miami Beach seminar are as follows:

[size=+2]MIAMI BEACH, FLORIDA, U S A [/size]
Thursday, Feb 12th- Sunday Feb 22nd 2008​

ACCOMADATION:Ritz Carlton
1 Lincoln Road
South Beach
Miami, Florida

PRICE:$11,982 US*
*Airfare not included; ten nights of deluxe accommodation, double occupancy; full American breakfasts every day, all lunches and five dinners; all airport/hotel transfers; a welcome gift of ScouriesEnterprises latest sex toys; a deluxe leather bound volume of james r scouries greatest stories from JRS Inc.; six DVD’s from ScouriesFilms that include behind the scenes interviews with the famous author; three special day trips to places of especial interest to erotic writers; plus much much more…
All participants will also be awarded lifetime memberships in the ‘james r scouries’ official fan club and receive the monthly newsletter of ‘scouries’ news.
The price quoted for Literoticans ($11,982) has been discounted 15% for you as both a tribute to you my Literotica friends as well as in the hope it may raise the overall writing standards of Lit contributors in the future. It should be noted that 73% of Literotica prize winners over the past two years have attended at least one Scouries seminar (and often two or three) before they won their first contest.

SCHEDULE:
Each day we will start promptly at 7:30 a.m. with a run followed by calisthenics on the pearly white sands of Miami Beach. This will be followed at 8:15 a.m. by breakfast on the open air deck by the pool and overlooking the ocean (clothing optional) which will be served after a reading by the famed author from one of his award winning stories.

Morning Seminars: 8:45-11:45 a.m. daily

The morning seminars will mainly focus on the technical aspects of writing. Would be authors will be introduced to the full gamut of modern writing techniques by an international panel composed of widely respected authors, publishers, editors and critics under the leadership of james scouries himself. Many of LITEROTICA’s 1000+ VOTE CLUB will be giving talks. Topics will include:

- Character development
- Plot construction
- Modern dialogue
- To Grammar or not
- Defining your style
- Editing techniques

Afternoon Sessions: 1-4 p.m. daily

The afternoon sessions will feature talks and demonstrations by j r scouries and his special helpers (yes, including yours truly Gabby L) on among other subjects:

- The ‘Kama Scouries’ – an introduction to advanced sexual positions
- Improving your sexual vocabulary
- Oral sex explained
- Latin Lovers?
- Penis Envy or How big should you make the black mans penis?
- The art of arousing your reader

- Promoting your work
- Getting the VOTE out
-Who is ANONYMOUS and why he doesn’t like your story
-Taking a troll on the boardwalk

Evening Sorties: 11:00 p.m. til ….. special excursions to among other places:

- Calle Ocho and the Cuban Quarter
- A chance to be an extra in the latest ScouriesFilms production
- the hottest clubs in the ART District
- Washington Avenue meltdowns
- Miami Ink
- A party at the ScouriesWorld mansion

Special Excursions:

Day 3: Get Eaten by an Alligator Day: A day trip that will include a visit deep into the Everglades to visit an ancient Seminole fertility site where our students will get to participate in an authentic sex ritual that has been practiced for thousands of years by our aboriginal brothers.

From there our lucky authors will be airboated to Alligator World where we will watch brave women (including one of Lit’s most famous Indian AHers) wrestle naked with huge Florida alligators.

Day 6: After an afternoon on Haulover Beach, one of America’s foremost nude beaches, seminar participants will be whisked away for an evening visit to CLUB Miami Velvet, South Florida’s most renowned swingers club.

Day 9: Gambling Day: We will start at Gulfstream Park where our students will be able to watch and wager on some of the greatest thoroughbreds in America before traveling by deluxe motorcoach to the historic Hollywood Dog Track where we will be served dinner in the famed Samba Room overlooking the track. From there we’ll travel up the A1A to Dania Beach and the fontons of Dania Jai Lai. Finally we’ll end the evening at the Seminole Casino in Hollywood where we’ll be treated to their famed CABARET.

Optional Tour: (of especial interest to our gay participants) Sunset over Key West followed by a bar crawl down Duval Street.

[size=+2]SPECIAL EXTRA FOR AHers ONLY!![/SIZE]​

On Friday, February 22, seminar participants will be invited to a special cocktail party that is being held in conjunction with the 1000+ VOTE CLUB annual meetings and dinner. Here students will be able to rub shoulders and mingle in a congenial atmosphere with the giants of LITEROTIC writing history. Although no final confirmations have been received this club boasts an all star line up that includes the likes of sarahhh, KillerMuffin, youbadboy, rgjohn, HotLisaG, nikki_2021, Wm_Sexspear and of course our host, james r scouries.

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Here are some comments from previous years particpants:

“I got oiled in Sloppy Joes,” a slick Texan said proudly, a current Literotican who actually was a winner in the 2007 Halloween Contest just six months after he took the last years ScouriesWorld course (although it must be admitted there were some shenanigans involved in his victory!).

“I loved it when the class tied me up,” wrote Subsarahh, an author whose presence at last years course quickly translated into membership in the 1000+ VOTE CLUB.

“I had trouble writing dirty words, you know, like fuck or penis, before I took the course,” a writer from Michigan admitted. “After just five minutes in Mr. Scouries presence I was not only able to write them, it was quite easy to call him a prick and tell him to go fuck off.”

“He’s a genius,” gushed failingtoflail, “I attend all his courses.”

“It was wonderful for we writers from across the big waters,” sometime Englishwoman called Barely_Legal said. “I got a tan (well I really just turned bright red- we English don’t really tan that well), got laid and learned to write in color. What more could anyone ask for.”

ACT NOW * AVAILABLE PLACES STRICTLY LIMITED * FIRST COME FIRST SERVED

Why not give this trip of a lifetime to someone you love????​

Please send any inquiries or applications to me at the following address:

Gabrielle L.
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss kat (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member
literotica royalty distribution committee…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida

Quoted so he can't delete it this time.

 

[Guest]

Quoted so he can't delete it this time.

Wouldn't this be considered spam?

 

[Guest]

Wouldn't this be considered spam?

Personal harassment.

Lengthy PM just sent to Laurel.

 

[Guest]

You are a Goddess...

 

[Guest]

You are a Goddess...

 

[Just-Legal]

Personal harassment.

Lengthy PM just sent to Laurel.

Can you give me a copy of it, because there IS an author on Lit with the nick Barely_Legal and it ISN'T me; I think they'd be quite interested to know someone's fucking with their reputation...

 

[Guest]

Can you give me a copy of it, because there IS an author on Lit with the nick Barely_Legal and it ISN'T me; I think they'd be quite interested to know someone's fucking with their reputation...

I would first send a PM to Barely_Legal and include links to this thread.

 

[Guest]

I'd love to know what she says when she replies, Sarahh

 

[Guest]

I'd love to know what she says when she replies, Sarahh

I'll send you all info via PM.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Quoted so he can't delete it this time.

Take screencaps as well, in case the whole thread gets deleted.

 

[Jennylo]

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

[size=+2]

Mr. MANU, here’s another trio of these loathsome ALTS we can get rid of- Floweringbella, ColleyJen and JustaJerk. Now were up to twenty. [/size]​

[size=+2]

OFFICIALY DESIGNATED ALTS – ON DEATH ROW AWAITING EXTERMINATION
Shitting_Bull
Babyfuckmommyplz
Scribbled
lloyd_5
Asswindr
TruthOrDare
Avery_Reynolds
AnonymousTroll
scouries_
the_AntiKKK
Gabby_
Jennylo

ScouriesWorld – bravely continuing the fight for a ALT FREE future​

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Scouries, I have written to Literotica and to one of the moderators trying to get my account cancelled. I am a reader, this is my only account. This is not an alt. But I can tell you this, no wonder readers prefer to remain anonymous, especially when an author of Literotica is harrassing said reader. I have stopped reading stories here. Now can you leave me alone. I don't like to see my name with a "death row"attached to it. Sorry, but I don't have that much of a sense of humor.

Thank you very much,

Jennylo, a reader with only one ID​

 

[Stella_Omega]

Scouries, I have written to Literotica and to one of the moderators trying to get my account cancelled. I am a reader, this is my only account. This is not an alt. But I can tell you this, no wonder readers prefer to remain anonymous, especially when an author of Literotica is harrassing said reader. I have stopped reading stories here. Now can you leave me alone. I don't like to see my name with a "death row"attached to it. Sorry, but I don't have that much of a sense of humor.

Thank you very much,

Jennylo, a reader with only one ID

The thug won that one.