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[ennuye]

Okay, I know I swore I was out of here, but y'all have GOT to check out the review from Anonymous in Sweden on the latest "story".

Here, I'll go ahead and post it so no one has to open the story, thereby giving scouries ammo for his silly claims of more "sales."

1Racism is not inspiring
11/30/07 by Anonymous in Sweden
The storyline is far fetched, racist and a sterling example of what is wrong with the United States today.

Your writing lacks creativity, and your word skills are so deficient that they make John Normal look like a genius.

There are several simple tools that even an imbecile can learn to use. They're called spelling and grammar checkers, and are found in EVERY word processing program out there. Please do the rest of us a favor and learn to use them, since you're apparently too damned lazy to learn to write. I fear that even learning these tools is too much for you, as apparently you cannot take constructive criticism. Opposable thumbs are wasted on you. It's said that given enough time to play with a typewriter, a chimp will come up with Hamlet. Which places you somewhat below them on the evolutionary scale.

I am not registered on the Lit forums, but I've seen your precious little thread. I am not friends with any of these people. I have no axe to grind. I am merely a fan of good writing and imaginative story lines. If you really were the decent human being you claim to be, you would STFU and step aside for the real writers. But again, to come to such a decision requires a level of sophistication and intellect that you apparently lack.

Do the rest of us a favor and use a condom when you boff your siblings or your mom. It's not healthy when a family tree grows into a Bush.



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[Guest]

I think that should go on his most votes since he says that one is for feedback on stories also...

 

[Gabby_]

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

Can you believe it? The boss finally said I could have my very own account here on Literotica! He's pretty happy with all the hard work I've put in for ScouriesWorld since he hired me, tirelessly researching and collecting data to put together lots of lists and inducting members into the Literotica 1000+ Vote Club and talking up his stories.

I'm pretty excited, and can't wait until I rack up enough posts so I can have a nice avatar like the boss does. I don't want anyone to be too disappointed though. Some of the stuff the boss made me say in my introductory bio wasn't a hundred percent true (boy, the boss likes to bend the truth a little sometimes!). So if I'm not quite as young and blond and skinny as he wanted you to think, don't throw rocks, okay?

Speaking of pictures, I can't believe someone got a snap of me puking up a lung the other day. Boy was that embarrassing! I know the boss gets you all kind of mad sometimes, but please, you don't have to take it out on poor Gabby! How would you like it if someone posted a picture of you hurling cookies all over yourself? Who's got these cameras hidden here at ScouriesWorld anyway?

Oh! One other thing: now that I have an account of my very own, I'm thinking of writing a story of my own, too. I'm not a hundred percent sure what it's going to be about, but I think maybe it'll be something in the humor and satire category, or maybe celebrities. I don't know how erotic it'll be, but I do have kind of the inside scoop on someone who happens to be a particularly big celebrity here at Literotica. You know, a really famous author.

So anyway, I'm playing with ideas. I know I shouldn't get my hopes up, since I've never tried writing a real story before, but I can't help it. I really, really want to make it into the Literotica 1000+ Vote Club. Just the women's auxiliary, I mean. I do realize I'm just a female, and not to expect a chance to be in the real club.

Okay. Bye for now, [size=+2]Gabby[/size]

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

Can you believe it? The boss finally said I could have my very own account here on Literotica! He's pretty happy with all the hard work I've put in for ScouriesWorld since he hired me, tirelessly researching and collecting data to put together lots of lists and inducting members into the Literotica 1000+ Vote Club and talking up his stories.

I'm pretty excited, and can't wait until I rack up enough posts so I can have a nice avatar like the boss does. I don't want anyone to be too disappointed though. Some of the stuff the boss made me say in my introductory bio wasn't a hundred percent true (boy, the boss likes to bend the truth a little sometimes!). So if I'm not quite as young and blond and skinny as he wanted you to think, don't throw rocks, okay?

Speaking of pictures, I can't believe someone got a snap of me puking up a lung the other day. Boy was that embarrassing! I know the boss gets you all kind of mad sometimes, but please, you don't have to take it out on poor Gabby! How would you like it if someone posted a picture of you hurling cookies all over yourself? Who's got these cameras hidden here at ScouriesWorld anyway?

Oh! One other thing: now that I have an account of my very own, I'm thinking of writing a story of my own, too. I'm not a hundred percent sure what it's going to be about, but I think maybe it'll be something in the humor and satire category, or maybe celebrities. I don't know how erotic it'll be, but I do have kind of the inside scoop on someone who happens to be a particularly big celebrity here at Literotica. You know, a really famous author.

So anyway, I'm playing with ideas. I know I shouldn't get my hopes up, since I've never tried writing a real story before, but I can't help it. I really, really want to make it into the Literotica 1000+ Vote Club. Just the women's auxiliary, I mean. I do realize I'm just a female, and not to expect a chance to be in the real club.

Okay. Bye for now, [size=+2]Gabby[/size]

The juvenile creation of an 'ALT' just demonstrates again your pathetic desperation for acceptance.

Why don't you try to be civilized?

 

[FallingToFly]

Just the women's auxiliary, I mean. I do realize I'm just a female, and not to expect a chance to be in the real club.

Okay. Bye for now, [size=+2]Gabby[/size]

I have someone I would REALLY like to introduce this twit to.

He's about 6'7 has hands the size of Christmas hams, and an allergy to any type of lube. His specialty is anal fisting while wearing those gloves they use to handle those super spiky fish and eels.

 

[Belegon]

I have someone I would REALLY like to introduce this twit to.

He's about 6'7 has hands the size of Christmas hams, and an allergy to any type of lube. His specialty is anal fisting while wearing those gloves they use to handle those super spiky fish and eels.

that is a very disturbing image. Amusing, but disturbing. And maybe the most disturbing part is that I find it amusing.

 

[Liar]

(boy, the boss likes to bend the truth a little sometimes!)

You don't say.

 

[ClitlessKitten]

Congratulatons on the check. They are wonderful to get aren't they?

You were a better writer when you were Colleen Thomas before you killed her off.

 

[FallingToFly]

that is a very disturbing image. Amusing, but disturbing. And maybe the most disturbing part is that I find it amusing.

Oh, I'm on a roll today as far as trolls go. I had the bf rolling witht he description of how I was going to take one particular troll, Bobbitt him, and them tack his bleeding genitalia to his tongue with a rusty nail.

That was the appetizer.

I REALLY want to hurt someone today.

 

[Guest]

You were a better writer when you were Colleen Thomas before you killed her off.

Yawn!!!! Um I think someone else tried that one last year. Let's at least try to be original, shall we?

 

[Liar]

You were a better writer when you were Colleen Thomas before you killed her off.

Didn't think it was possible, but the thread just hit a new low. Congratulations.

 

[FallingToFly]

How fast could we hijack this thread and turn it into a Simply Spit Out Venom remake?

 

[Guest]

How fast could we hijack this thread and turn it into a Simply Spit Out Venom remake?

Hmmm, I could come up with a couple of things that I've been just DYING to say.

 

[FallingToFly]

Hmmm, I could come up with a couple of things that I've been just DYING to say.

do it do it do it!!!!

 

[Guest]

do it do it do it!!!!

I didn't know that blow up dolls could actually type. Can you just imagine what a story by a blow up doll would be about? Let's just hope she comes with lube.

 

[FallingToFly]

I didn't know that blow up dolls could actually type. Can you just imagine what a story by a blow up doll would be about? Let's just hope she comes with lube.

bwahahahaha...

If not, I have some axle grease I can let him borrow.

 

[Guest]

bwahahahaha...

If not, I have some axle grease I can let him borrow.

bear grease will work just as well. I'm thinking she's probably stretched out from all the "sex" she's paid to have.

ETA'd: Oh and the moment that I want to write like scouries will be the day that I throw my laptop out the window and never touch a keyboard again. So if anyone believes that I left that comment on Scouries latest piece of trash, you're as delusional as he is.

 

[sr71plt]

bear grease will work just as well. I'm thinking she's probably stretched out from all the "sex" she's paid to have.

ETA'd: Oh and the moment that I want to write like scouries will be the day that I throw my laptop out the window and never touch a keyboard again. So if anyone believes that I left that comment on Scouries latest piece of trash, you're as delusional as he is.

You're supposed to pay your blow-up doll when you have sex with it? Jeez, no one tells me nothin. No wonders I haven't been getting any reaction back from it.

(No worries about anyone thinking you left the comment.)

 

[Guest]

You're supposed to pay your blow-up doll when you have sex with it? Jeez, no one tells me nothin. No wonders I haven't been getting any reaction back from it.

(No worries about anyone thinking you left the comment.)

(thank you, I hate having my pen name stolen like that.) Please tell me you don't expect a blow up doll respond to your advances? I mean, I think Scouries could be talked into giving up Gabby's phone number, mostly because he'd want to tape you, and of course, you'd have to call her mom...or better yet...Mommy.

 

[starrkers]

Here, I'll go ahead and post it so no one has to open the story, thereby giving scouries ammo for his silly claims of more "sales."

1Racism is not inspiring
11/30/07 by Anonymous in Sweden
The storyline is far fetched, racist and a sterling example of what is wrong with the United States today.

Your writing lacks creativity, and your word skills are so deficient that they make John Normal look like a genius.

There are several simple tools that even an imbecile can learn to use. They're called spelling and grammar checkers, and are found in EVERY word processing program out there. Please do the rest of us a favor and learn to use them, since you're apparently too damned lazy to learn to write. I fear that even learning these tools is too much for you, as apparently you cannot take constructive criticism. Opposable thumbs are wasted on you. It's said that given enough time to play with a typewriter, a chimp will come up with Hamlet. Which places you somewhat below them on the evolutionary scale.

I am not registered on the Lit forums, but I've seen your precious little thread. I am not friends with any of these people. I have no axe to grind. I am merely a fan of good writing and imaginative story lines. If you really were the decent human being you claim to be, you would STFU and step aside for the real writers. But again, to come to such a decision requires a level of sophistication and intellect that you apparently lack.

Do the rest of us a favor and use a condom when you boff your siblings or your mom. It's not healthy when a family tree grows into a Bush.



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Sorry, I just wanted to read it again.

 

[Guest]

Sorry, I just wanted to read it again.

That should be copied and put up on every telephone pole in Florida.

 

[sr71plt]

(thank you, I hate having my pen name stolen like that.) Please tell me you don't expect a blow up doll respond to your advances? I mean, I think Scouries could be talked into giving up Gabby's phone number, mostly because he'd want to tape you, and of course, you'd have to call her mom...or better yet...Mommy.

Well . . . yes. If I had to pay the doll for sex, I'd expect some moaning and grinding.

 

[Jennylo]

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

Oh! One other thing: now that I have an account of my very own, I'm thinking of writing a story of my own, too. [size=+2]Gabby[/size]

Please DON'T! Writing requires brain cells.


A grateful reader,

Jenny

 

[Guest]

Please DON'T! Writing requires brain cells.


A grateful reader,

Jenny

I gotta thank you for that Pepsi spew this morning. I needed it....

 

[TxRad]

Didn't think it was possible, but the thread just hit a new low. Congratulations.

I think the same twit accused Cloudy of the same thing earlier in this thread or one of what's his names other pieces of trash. Another of what's his names alts.

With Gabby he now has at least a dozen. I wonder which of his he'll kill off. He has at least two of them on the hit list now.