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[Black Tulip]

Hmmm, yes. (cough, cough) And so?

That was an admission of being guilty at playing the game from the other side.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

PS: Anytime you want to throw down in a battle of incest stories, I am ready, willing, and able to write. Say the word.

Word... to your MOTHER!!

(sorry, couldn't resist)

 

[neonlyte]

Word... to your MOTHER!!

(sorry, couldn't resist)

Have you been on your knees a lot recently, Selena? (see I remembered the comma) Only they look a little... what's the word... sexy will do.

 

[Just-Legal]

ENGLISH
Just_Legal (extra U’s??? WTF!)

*sigh*

Lets start with two of the obvious examples, shall we?

Humour
Colour

As opposed to the bastardised American spellings: Humor and Color.

 

[scouries]

scories?

D E L E T E D​

 

[Just-Legal]

just legal?? I garantee ma’am that there is no u in humor. Me mind u, I can be quite funny when u get to know me.

Coulour? Ok, yes blue’s got a u. But Ourangue? …Or Redu?... Punk? I think not, not even among our English cosins. Even the few ones that still live in England.

*Sigh*

http://www.freesearch.co.uk/dictionary/humour+(amusement)

humour

noun {U}
the ability to be amused by things, the way in which people see that some things are amusing or the quality of being amusing:

- He's got a great sense of humour (= he is very able to see things as amusing).

- I must say I find his schoolboy (= childish) humour rather tiresome.

The latter is especially applicable here.

 

[Darkniciad]

p.s. your remedial math lessons seem to have still left a fairly large hole in your understanding of numbers young man. maybe another course is called for?

There's not much math to it. 4.79 and 4.81 > all but 4 ( or two, for the higher score ) of the incest stories you've written.

Writing in the same category, my middling storytelling skills stomp the proverbial mudhole in your ass.

I would giggle my ass off to see you try to write in Horror, Humor, or Sci-Fi/Fantasy. Surely someone with such "elite skills" as you could pull off a coup there. After all, everything is weighed to give every cat except incest an edge. Combine your unimagineable skills ( I can't imagine where you think you have any ) with your hordes of loyal readers, and you should be able to top every list in one of those "lesser" categories.

Of course, you tried horror recently, even though you posted it in Incest. How did that go again?

 

[sr71plt]

No, MR PILOT, I’m afraid we can’t promise you large royalty checks for the suggested work of reviewer and critic. Only the satisfaction that comes with knowing you’ve done your part to improve our little corner of the world.

Pity. If I can't get royalties, I'll be too busy pouting to write any reviews.

 

[scouries]

some days there is nothing to read on Lit...

but others days the big boys come out to play...

Look at these two leadng off todays hit parade...

...in the red corner, weighing 109, our ex-champion, the cute, the effervescent beauty with one great lung and the best lips in Pittsburgh...

Submitted by miss sarahhh (Incest/Taboo)

[size=+2]Pussy Saved My Brother's Soul [/size]- Her brother discovers why God made pussy.


...and in the blue corner, from Michigan, the one and only, the reigning Literotica champion, with thighs to die for...

Submitted by Miss Daniellekitten (NonHuman) 11/14/07

[size=+2]Callie's Shadow Ch. 08 [/size] - Dorian Amante.

God, wouldn't you just love to see these two in a best of three, no holds barred, naked mud wrassling contest? Shee-it, I'd pay money to referee that one...

jrs

 

[Black Tulip]

I had a sudden revelation.

Bunny, Bunny, ball, ball.

 

[TxRad]

I had a sudden revelation.

Bunny, Bunny, ball, ball.

oh and for you

 

[Stella_Omega]

[
God, wouldn't you just love to see these two in a best of three, no holds barred, naked mud wrassling contest? Shee-it, I'd pay money to referee that one...

jrs

Good luck with that. Some things, money just can't buy.

 

[Guest]

sigh

 

[scouries]

just the numbers darboy...just send us the

D E L E T E D​

 

[Belegon]

LOL...

I'm an over-poster now?

I would like to thank the academy for putting me in a category with such fine, fine people. Rob & Abs, I'm awed to be in your company.

This thread is like passing an accident on the freeway. I know that I probably won't see anything, and I know that if I do see something I might wish I hadn't. But I just feel compelled to look.

 

[scouries]

early results in!!!! still too tight to call!!!

D E L E T E D​

 

[scheherazade_79]

This thread is like passing an accident on the freeway. I know that I probably won't see anything, and I know that if I do see something I might wish I hadn't. But I just feel compelled to look.

LOL! I think that hits the nail on the head

I just find it fascinating to be categorised as "yuck" by someone who's obsessed with breast milk and sex with close family members ...

All part of life's rich tapestry, I guess.

 

[Guest]

Do me a huge favor and stay the fuck away from my work. I've never ever told someone to not read my stories but I'd rather not have your tainted fingers on them.

Enjoy poking fun at me if you wish, I couldn't care less. But stay away from something that I put my heart and soul into.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Hey, scouries! A couple of questions for you;

Do you consider each view of this thread a "sale" the way you do your stories?

If so, how are you planning to split the royalties, since there've been so many contributors?

 

[scouries]

no royalties for you miss om....

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[ennuye]

my mentoring and nurturing AH authors can’t help but improve the quality of writing on the site.

Mentor and nurture faster, scouries! If we are all able to write like this by tomorrow, it won't be soon enough for me!

my thin strands of blond pubic hair were no barrier as his eyes locked on my pink insides as he approached the bed.

Did she slip a speculum in while I wasn't looking? Or did she trip and fall on a chainsaw?

It almost hurt as I arched upwards to meet my probing finger, yet even this inadequate replacement for Daddy's big prick still brought me to a shuddering orgasm in minutes, my frustration assuaged momentarily by my copious spending.

That part confused me. Is it a reference to the trip to Europe Steffi and Daddy are planning?

A celebration of my being accepted that week into the September 1994 Freshman Class of Harvard Medical School

Wow, Harvard's standards have really gone down, eh? You don't even have to go to college, now, to get into their med school?! So I guess it's not such a surprise that they'd accept a student who speaks like a seven-year-old.

I had been elated when I had come downstairs and Daddy's mouth had plopped open, clearly stunned at the picture I made.

Daddy's mouth sure was stunned, wasn't it!

"And it is big Daddy," I said huskily, my eyes drifting down towards the crimson cock that lay between our bodies.

-

I repeatedly bent over or adjusted my top so he had view after view of my full breasts, my hard crimson nipples

Either you're a bit confused about the color crimson, or your characters have some (possibly hereditary genetic) anomalies. This link might help you: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/crimson

I felt a surge of sexual attraction echo through my body, my tongue, my lips, my nipples, my liquid insides...

Are those the same liquid insides we got a shot of, earlier, through her scraggly pubes?

I'm so proud of you Steff! No father on Earth has ever been luckier than I – to have a daughter as kind and beautiful and intelligent and nice and caring and loving as you is the best thing that could possibly have happened to me.

Daddy's quite the wordsmith, isn't he? She's kind and nice and caring and loving?! Wow, she's some package! What girl wouldn't want to be boned senseless by Daddy after a moving note like that? Or was it the pearls and the trip to Paris?

"Look at the pearls Daddy," I yelled laughing as I continued to dance in front of my mirror.

Yes, indeed. Definitely med school material.



You have so much to teach us. Thank you.

 

[Black Tulip]

Scouries, it's fine by me if you want to think you're a great writer.
But why then, isn't even one of your incest stories in the top 500 list at Literotica?
Or have I overlooked one?

 

[Liar]

For 2008 we at ScouriesWorld hope to move beyond just a mere author/publisher royalty contract. We hope to bring the full range of ScouriesWorld marketing expertise and products to the table – FILM, STORIES, TOYS, MARITAL AIDS, KANGAROOS, SEMINARS, UNIVERSITY LEVEL COURSES, etc., etc.

Nu huh, or my lawyers will come a-knocking. I've got the patent on porn-stories-turned-into-kangaroos well secured on five conteinents and patents pending fir review on the moon and ursa minor. Don't you try.

 

[scouries]

ScouriesWorld is kangarood...

D E L E T E D​

 

[TxRad]

miss tulipe noire Huh? Not in the top 500?

My dear girl, may I direct you to check the following two places. First of course is the ScouriesWorld list of the top vote getting stories of all time. I don’t like to toot my own horn but…but if you look closely you’ll find that 5 of the only 99 stories in LITEROTICA’S history that have received 1000+ votes belong to yours truly. And of course the #1 voting story is…

And then if you happened to pop over to the MOST READ story list (all categories) I believe you just might find two best sellers penned by that brilliant South Beach author…

Liar!!!!!


jrs

Hey stupid, she said top 500 list. Not your homemade list of fictional votes, comments and clicks.