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[scouries]

I’m james r scouries esq. and everyone eventually comes into my world!

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Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST STORIES​

 

[TxRad]

[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST FRAUD

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.

 

[scouries]

We’d like to sent warm and heartfelt new year’s wishes for you and your loved ones from all of us at ​

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...and the hope that 2012 is a year of happiness, health and success for all of the LITEROTICA family.​

 

[ScouriesWorld]

Don't you all worry...

Jim will be back soon...​

 

[TxRad]

Don't you all worry...

Jim will be back soon...​

He hasn't been missed, believe me. In fact, most people don't even realize he is gone since they already have him on ignore. His over bloated ego and lies have made him a pariah on most all threads here and in the AH.

 

[scouries]

[SIZE=+4] ScouriesWorld[/SIZE] will be closed for the rest of the day.

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thank you Lady Reiha​

 

[TxRad]

How do you close what doesn't exist?

 

[michchick98]

Doesn't it suck when you think you have all the authority in the world and you really have none?

I mean, if something is closed, then the public shouldn't be able to enter it freely whenever they want.

A real, true moderator could close the thread and be done with it. Shows us what we already knew: scouries has no power over anything or anyone on Literotica.

I'll be back to post on the "closed" thread later.

 

[scouries]

Miami Herald Jan 22 2012
by Carl Hiassen

Those big snakes are here to stay

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Now that federal regulators have outlawed the importation of humongous, gator-eating pythons, all Floridians can breathe a grateful sigh of relief. Finally we are saved from this insidious reptilian plague! Sorry, but no. We might as well try to ban fleas. As anybody who knows anything about the Everglades will tell you, the giant Burmese python is here to stay. If last year’s hard freeze didn’t kill off the tropical snakes, nothing short of a nuclear disaster will do it.

The import ban on the Burmese and three other species of constrictors — which was announced last week — is being hailed by the Obama administration as a victory for Florida’s native environment. In reality, it’s just a classic lesson of how Washington mulls and stalls until things are out of hand.
That there was an actual debate about the invasive snake crisis is incredible to the point of satire. Some reptile dealers and breeders, joined by a few clueless Republican lawmakers (none of whom had experienced a 15-foot python in their swimming pool), claimed that a ban on imports and interstate sales would be “job killing.”

As one who once collected and bred snakes, I cannot overstate how laughably bogus that position was. The realm of commercial reptile dealing, which has always had a sketchy element, is full of clever folks who always find ways to market different exotic species when one becomes unavailable. Not one real job would have been lost. Still, the “herp” industry — wholesale and retail herpetology enthusiasts — hired lobbyists to fight the proposed ban, and the big-snake argument dragged on for six ridiculous years. During that period, untold thousands of baby pythons were hatched in the wilds of South Florida and dutifully commenced to devour the local fauna.

By the time the ban was approved, the government’s original list of “injurious” snake species had been politically pared to four — the Burmese python, the yellow anaconda and two species of African pythons. Spared from the blacklist was the common boa constrictor, one of the most popular species among pet owners, and one of the most likely to be turned free when it becomes a little too interested in the family poodle. Boas don’t grow as hefty as pythons, but they are equally fond of our sunny climate and tasty bird population.

The fact is, there are already so many of these snakes being captive-bred in this country that a ban on imports is essentially meaningless. Most serious reptile dealers buy from U.S. breeders who specialize in extravagantly hued strains, the product of years of genetic tinkering.It’s true that certain exotic species won’t mate in captivity, and must be caught in the wild and then shipped here. However, that’s not the case with the four snakes named in the new federal ban.

Pythons and yellow anacondas reproduce exuberantly, with no shyness, in robust, rat-like numbers. The time is long past when their importation is necessary to the trade. The significant part of the federal ban, which takes effect in March, is the illegalizing of interstate sales of Burmese pythons, their eggs and hybrids. That will sure impact the sales of some reptile dealers, but there’s nothing to prevent a customer from purchasing as many snakes as they want from an in-state breeder.

And it doesn’t matter if you’re a reptile fancier in South Florida or North Dakota. If you’ve got a nice warm room in your house and a lovestruck pair of pythons, you will have bushels of fertile python eggs. The snakes that now roam the Everglades are most likely descended from those set loose when Hurricane Andrew flattened rural reptile farms in the summer of 1992. The jumbo specimens might well be original refugees from that storm, their love lives spiced by chance encounters with ex-pet pythons whose owners had lost (or purposely ditched) them.

So ubiquitous is the python presence that the notoriously slug-like Florida Wildlife Commission last year took steps that practically bans private ownership of the Burmese and seven other species, for new collectors. Herp lovers who already owned the snakes could keep them if they bought a permit and agreed to implant microchips before July 2010. When it comes to environmental protections, rarely does the state of Florida take a leading role over the feds. The delay speaks to the embarrassing gridlock in the nation’s capital, where even a pernicious snake infestation generates pious, ideological fuming.

Sen. Bill Nelson and others worked long and hard to get the Department of Interior to do something, and a ban is a probably a good thing to have on the books as a precedent before the next invasive species settles in. But as a way of containing the Burmese python, it’s way too little, way too late. They’re here, they’re hungry, they’re happy — and they’re getting it on.

 

[scouries]

Happy Australia Day!!!!

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[ScouriesWorld]

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from the animal thread...​

 

[scouries]

it’s all about the [size=+4]U[/size] baby…

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duke johnston

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howard

[size=+2]University of Miami Hurricanes[/size]
National Football Champions
1983, 1987, 1989, 1991, 2001, 2002​

 

[scouries]

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from the animal thread people​

 

[scouries]

Talk about a lack of gratitude. This guy is worse than that babe from boston who was jumping little ralphie's bones. At least she had an excuse.

This slut isn't even screwing the pilot!

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On January 24, 2012 you were removed from [size=+2]lovecraft68's [/size]favorite authors list​

 

[sr71plt]

I find it very interesting you ever were on his favorites list.

 

[scouries]

all these young babes "favorite" me when they first join...

learn at the master's feet. I give ... and give ... and give.

Than after I've taught them they inevitably turn on me.

but hey, wtf, I hit 3000 without the turncoat!

6 Favoritest Authors

1.Many Feathers (3139)
[size=+2]2.scouries (3000)
3.Slickman (2940)
4.rgjohn (2935)
5.alwayswantedto (2918)
6.BarondeSade (2909)
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[YoursSINSerely]

Talk about a lack of gratitude. This guy is worse than that babe from boston who was jumping little ralphie's bones. At least she had an excuse.

This slut isn't even screwing the pilot!

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On January 24, 2012 you were removed from [size=+2]lovecraft68's [/size]favorite authors list​

It pleases me to no end that you recognize the excuse.

 

[lovecraft68]

I find it very interesting you ever were on his favorites list.

Sigh. What can I say. I like incest stories so bookmarked him. Then I'm one of those people that never remove anyone, but got tired of being referred to as Lovergirl so I gave him the boot.

See? Now you know my dirtiest lit secret! I once favorited Scouries.

Oh, I feel sooooo much better I got that off my chest.

 

[ScouriesWorld]

Top 20 MOST FAVORITED Feb 14, 2011

1.Slickman (2341)
2.Many Feathers (2276)
3.BarondeSade (2092)
4.Selena_Kitt (2085)
5.sarahhh (2081)
6.rgjohn (2041)
7.alwayswantedto (2041)
8.Goldeniangel (2041)
9.Daniellekitten (2036)
10.scouries (2031)

11.Elianna (1821)
12.TryAnything (1669)
13.SecretFantasy69 (1624)
14.secretme (1466)
15.youbadboy (1438)
16.walterio (1359)
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18.Tx Tall Tales (1332)
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20.Ahabscribe (1260)

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Top 20 MOST FAVORITED Feb 12, 2012
(with year over year change)


1.Many Feathers (3147) +871
2.scouries (3011) +980
3.rgjohn (2947) +906
4.Slickman (2945) +604
5.alwayswantedto (2934) +893
6.BarondeSade (2920) +828
7.Selena_Kitt (2548) +463
8.Goldeniangel (2533) +492
9.JazCullen (2395) NEW
10.TryAnything (2375) +706

11.Elianna (2353) +532
12.Daniellekitten (2300) +264
13.Ahabscribe (2227) +967
14.sarahhh (2192) +111
15.youbadboy (2149) +711
16.nikki_2021 (2103) +749
17.Tx Tall Tales (1922) +590
18.walterio (1913) +554
19.SecretFantasy69 (1900) +276
20.secretme (1880) +414
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[sr71plt]

And you must be absolutely exhausted in creating all of the alts and thrumbing your thumbs, Scouries.

You've overplayed this hand really badly. Incest indeed is a very popular category here and I'm betting the readers of Incest here have a combined IQ of 33 in their story quality demands, so you probably would have ranked high even if you didn't overplay your hand. As it is, I doubt there's anyone on the globe who doesn't think you've cheated this.

 

[lovecraft68]

And you must be absolutely exhausted in creating all of the alts and thrumbing your thumbs, Scouries.

You've overplayed this hand really badly. Incest indeed is a very popular category here and I'm betting the readers of Incest here have a combined IQ of 33 in their story quality demands, so you probably would have ranked high even if you didn't overplay your hand. As it is, I doubt there's anyone on the globe who doesn't think you've cheated this.

Believe it or not there are some incest fans with standards. There are those who get off to "sis looked hot, why not" but others enjoy an actual story I'm one of them. His stories are poorly written and suck.

But there are authors like Alwayswantedtoo who make an effort to tell a decent story and put as much of a spin on the topic as possible. Candlelight062 writes some of the best incest "romance" I've read.

This is the same in every category. There are stroke stories(and poorly written ones) in every genre as well as quality stuff.

Including your favorite Gay male. I am sure it takes a high IQ to read about rump ranger one coming on to pickle biter 2.

But then I imagine there is some well written original material there as well.

It's just not yours.

 

[Darkniciad]

Don't underestimate the incest readership too much. When provided with something that's been edited and doesn't have dialogue that even a drunken Paris Hilton wouldn't read, a whole new segment of them come out of the woodwork to comment in stunned amazement.

They just don't comment much on the typical fare that overwhelms the category most of the time, which makes them a bit invisible if you aren't looking hard enough.

And if it's not too long and hot enough, you don't lose the spank readers either. Win-win.

 

[sr71plt]

Believe it or not there are some incest fans with standards. There are those who get off to "sis looked hot, why not" but others enjoy an actual story I'm one of them. His stories are poorly written and suck.

But there are authors like Alwayswantedtoo who make an effort to tell a decent story and put as much of a spin on the topic as possible. Candlelight062 writes some of the best incest "romance" I've read.

This is the same in every category. There are stroke stories(and poorly written ones) in every genre as well as quality stuff.

Including your favorite Gay male. I am sure it takes a high IQ to read about rump ranger one coming on to pickle biter 2.

But then I imagine there is some well written original material there as well.

It's just not yours.

I agree there are some fans with higher incest standards than the norm. That's why I went with a 33 IQ rather than a lower average.

And thanks for continuing to be an asshole on attacking my stories on the forum. They do quite well at Lit., thank, you. I've doing fine in the indexing you can't manipulate--the favorite author listing and the most popular author listing on the genre page (and where are you in these listings?). And they do very well in the marketplace. That's quite enough for me. As is watching you make a jealous asshole of yourself.

Other than Scouries's placement on the favorite author's list, your and his holdings and lists (and deportment) are pretty much equal.

 

[lovecraft68]

I agree there are some fans with higher incest standards than the norm. That's why I went with a 33 IQ rather than a lower average.

And thanks for continuing to be an asshole on attacking my stories on the forum. They do quite well at Lit., thank, you. I've doing fine in the indexing you can't manipulate--the favorite author listing and the most popular author listing on the genre page (and where are you in these listings?). And they do very well in the marketplace. That's quite enough for me. As is watching you make a jealous asshole of yourself.

Other than Scouries's placement on the favorit author's list, your and his holdings and lists (and deportment) are pretty much equal.

Well I'll have to wait to respond until I figure out how the listings your speaking of work. I assumed it was recent favorites and comments on stories etc... yet times when I had quite a bit of "action" I would not show up there.

Then times it seemed not much was going on I would show up. So juries out on that for me.

All I do know is that for someone with so much real world success your stories seem to have no success here. You don't get a lot of views, your scores are nothing impressive and you do not move up on the favorites list all that quickly.

Aside from being prolific I see nothing you do of any substance. And on that note it is the amount of work that you turn out that keeps you on that list. as you always have something new to look at.

and lets remind the dear readers I only poke at you because of your extreme arrogance and enjoy pointing out that if I were the incredibly talented, amazingly successful author you would make yourself to be then I should damn well be absolutely dominating an amateur site populated by people with low IQ scores

And I find it amusing that you sit here and insult the readership on a regular basis. Perhaps that is your trolling issue. May be you would figure that out if your own IQ exceeded the low 80's where it probably is

 

[sr71plt]

Well I'll have to wait to respond until I figure out how the listings your so much real world success your stories seem to have no success here. You don't get a lot of views, your scores are nothing impressive and you do not move up on the favorites list all that quickly.

You just keep on swiftboating no matter how I disprove that from Lit. statistics. I am WAY above you on the favorite author's list and doing quite well generally there, considering my major category (search out authors majoring in GM under a specific name who are above me on the favorite author's list and report back) and I am consistently at the top of the "most popular" list on the GM page (and you aren't on the Incest page). My ratings are relatively low because you and other assholes can--and obviously do (because they don't match the favoriting stats) manipulate them. (And yet, I just keep posting my stories to Lit., don't I?)

I only mention this (again) because you ignore it (again) in your swiftboating. I frankly don't give a shit how well you do on Literotica. We're not even in the same universe in writing/publishing. You're the one who has to one-up to puff up your self-esteem.

You are a rabid, jealous, petty, asshole swiftboater. And you prove in on the forum nearly every day.

All of the competition crap is yours. My focus in on the marketplace, where I am doing quite well, thank you. And, yes, I do use Lit. in my marketing--that's just Marketing 101 technique--and I'm going to continue to do it--because I have the chops and the production to do it.

You obviously want to be the king of the hill in here--and are going to stoop to whatever it takes for you to believe you are. I suggest you just go ahead and believe that--and buy yourself a little tin crown.

Then your only competition will be your virtual twin, Scouries.

You've got to be on the all-time-leader board of crazy insecurity.

And talk about arrogance. Have you not been reading the responses to you on the forum of late?