The Saturday night shit stirring, naughty, because I am fucking drunk thread
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She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen [...that I, ever seen]
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies [telling me my own line]
Knockin' me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there
'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -
CHORUS:
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long
Working double time
On the seduction line
She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine
She wanted no applause [Taking no applause]
Just another course
Made a meal out of me and came back for more
Had to cool me down
To take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing
'Cause the walls were shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -
CHORUS
And knocked me out and then you
Shook me all night long
You had me shakin' and you
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me
Well you took me
You reall took me and you
Shook me all night long
Ooooh you
Shook me all night long
Yeah, yeah, you
Shook me all night long
Your really took me and you
Yeah you shook me, yeah you shook me
All night long
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen [...that I, ever seen]
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies [telling me my own line]
Knockin' me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there
'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -
CHORUS:
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long
Working double time
On the seduction line
She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine
She wanted no applause [Taking no applause]
Just another course
Made a meal out of me and came back for more
Had to cool me down
To take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing
'Cause the walls were shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -
CHORUS
And knocked me out and then you
Shook me all night long
You had me shakin' and you
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me
Well you took me
You reall took me and you
Shook me all night long
Ooooh you
Shook me all night long
Yeah, yeah, you
Shook me all night long
Your really took me and you
Yeah you shook me, yeah you shook me
All night long
Summery
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Mmmmmm
Soul Stripper (A. Young / M. Young)
well I met her in the garden
underneath that old apple tree
sitting with a handful of flowers
looking as cool as can be
we talked away a couple of hours
then she laid her hand on my lap
oh I thought I got to be dreaming
I didn't know I feel in her trap
then she made me say things I didn't want to say
then she made me play games I didn't want to play
she was a soul stripper
took my heart
she was a soul stripper
and tore me apart
she started moving nice and easy
slowly getting near to my spine
killing off each last little feeling
everyone she could find
and when she had me hollow and naked
that's when she put me down
pulled out a knife and flashed it before me
stuck it in and turned it around
then she made me say things I didn't want to say
then she made me play games I didn't want to play
she was a soul stripper
she took my heart
was a soul stripper
tore me apart
soul stripper
soul stripper
you're a soul stripper
soul stripper
soul stripper
soul stripper
took out my heart and tore it apart
you're a soul stripper
soul stripper
soul stripper
Soul Stripper (A. Young / M. Young)
well I met her in the garden
underneath that old apple tree
sitting with a handful of flowers
looking as cool as can be
we talked away a couple of hours
then she laid her hand on my lap
oh I thought I got to be dreaming
I didn't know I feel in her trap
then she made me say things I didn't want to say
then she made me play games I didn't want to play
she was a soul stripper
took my heart
she was a soul stripper
and tore me apart
she started moving nice and easy
slowly getting near to my spine
killing off each last little feeling
everyone she could find
and when she had me hollow and naked
that's when she put me down
pulled out a knife and flashed it before me
stuck it in and turned it around
then she made me say things I didn't want to say
then she made me play games I didn't want to play
she was a soul stripper
she took my heart
was a soul stripper
tore me apart
soul stripper
soul stripper
you're a soul stripper
soul stripper
soul stripper
soul stripper
took out my heart and tore it apart
you're a soul stripper
soul stripper
soul stripper
Rhys
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see Paragraph 14 subsection 4... (large chain about to be yanked)
The Gentle Art Of Making Enemies
The words are so familiar-
all the same greats, the same mistakes
It doesn't have to be like this
If you don't make a friend now
One might make you
So learn
The gentle art of making enemies
Don't look so surprised
Happy birthday...fucker
Blow that candle out,
We're gonna kick you, kick you
[Don't say you're not because you are]
[Don't say you're not because you are]
[History tells us that you are]
[History tells us that you are]
And all you need is just one more excuse
You put up one hell of a fight, you put up one hell of a fight
I wanna hear you very best excuse
I never felt this much alive, I never felt this much alive
Your day has finally come-
So where the hat and do the dance
And let the suit keep wearing you.
This year you'll sit and take it
And you will like it-
It's the gentle art of making enemies
I deserve a reward
Cuz I'm the best fuck that you ever had
And if I tighten up my hole-
You may never see the light again
[There's always an easy way out]
[There's always an easy way out]
[You need something wet in your mouth]
[You need something wet in your mouth]
I never felt this much alive
The Gentle Art Of Making Enemies
The words are so familiar-
all the same greats, the same mistakes
It doesn't have to be like this
If you don't make a friend now
One might make you
So learn
The gentle art of making enemies
Don't look so surprised
Happy birthday...fucker
Blow that candle out,
We're gonna kick you, kick you
[Don't say you're not because you are]
[Don't say you're not because you are]
[History tells us that you are]
[History tells us that you are]
And all you need is just one more excuse
You put up one hell of a fight, you put up one hell of a fight
I wanna hear you very best excuse
I never felt this much alive, I never felt this much alive
Your day has finally come-
So where the hat and do the dance
And let the suit keep wearing you.
This year you'll sit and take it
And you will like it-
It's the gentle art of making enemies
I deserve a reward
Cuz I'm the best fuck that you ever had
And if I tighten up my hole-
You may never see the light again
[There's always an easy way out]
[There's always an easy way out]
[You need something wet in your mouth]
[You need something wet in your mouth]
I never felt this much alive
Rhys
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purest feeling
purest feeling
well i think i'm gonna push it
as far as it will go
give in to desire
only you will know
so tell me all your secrets
i'll stick it in your head
i wish i could remember
everything she said
purest feeling
purest feeling
purest feeling
purest feeling
well she could be a saviour
with everything she does
or some kind of punishment
for people just like us
i don't really believe she understands
what's happening to me
the sooner that she gets it
the better it will be
purest feeling
purest feeling
purest feeling
purest feeling
i have got to figure it out
i just want to know
i can't live with it
purest feeling
purest feeling
well i think i'm gonna push it
as far as it will go
give in to desire
only you will know
so tell me all your secrets
i'll stick it in your head
i wish i could remember
everything she said
purest feeling
purest feeling
purest feeling
purest feeling
well she could be a saviour
with everything she does
or some kind of punishment
for people just like us
i don't really believe she understands
what's happening to me
the sooner that she gets it
the better it will be
purest feeling
purest feeling
purest feeling
purest feeling
i have got to figure it out
i just want to know
i can't live with it
purest feeling
Summery
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et It Hot (A. Young / M. Young / B. Scott)
goin' out on the town
just a me and you
gonna have ourselves a party
just like we used to do
nobody's, playin' Manilow
nobody's, playin' soul
and no one's playin' hard to get
just a good old rock 'n' roll
get it hot, get it hot
come on baby
get it hot
get it hot, get it hot
alright
movin' down the motorway
got a whole lotta booze
got myself a sweet little number
who's got nothin' to lose
I'm gonna bend you like a g string
conduct you like a choir
so get your body in the right place
we'll set the world on fire
get it hot, get it hot
come on baby
get it hot
get it hot, get it hot
alright
get it hot, get it hot
come on baby
get it hot
get it hot, get it hot
you can get it
get it hot
come on baby
get it hot
make me feel good
get it hot
come on baby
get it hot
whoa yeah
goin' out on the town
just a me and you
gonna have ourselves a party
just like we used to do
nobody's, playin' Manilow
nobody's, playin' soul
and no one's playin' hard to get
just a good old rock 'n' roll
get it hot, get it hot
come on baby
get it hot
get it hot, get it hot
alright
movin' down the motorway
got a whole lotta booze
got myself a sweet little number
who's got nothin' to lose
I'm gonna bend you like a g string
conduct you like a choir
so get your body in the right place
we'll set the world on fire
get it hot, get it hot
come on baby
get it hot
get it hot, get it hot
alright
get it hot, get it hot
come on baby
get it hot
get it hot, get it hot
you can get it
get it hot
come on baby
get it hot
make me feel good
get it hot
come on baby
get it hot
whoa yeah
Rhys
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in that Nine Inches of something groove...
closer to god
you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you
i broke apart my insides
i've got no soul to sell
the only thing that works for me
help me get away
i wanna fuck you
i wanna taste you
i wanna feel you
i wanna be you
just like an animal
you can have my isolation
you can have the hate that it brings
you can have absence of faith
you can have my everything
you tear down all my reason
you see through what i hide
you make me perfect
help me get inside
i wanna fuck you
i wanna taste you
i wanna feel you
i wanna be you
closer to god
you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you
i broke apart my insides
i've got no soul to sell
the only thing that works for me
help me get away
i wanna fuck you
i wanna taste you
i wanna feel you
i wanna be you
just like an animal
you can have my isolation
you can have the hate that it brings
you can have absence of faith
you can have my everything
you tear down all my reason
you see through what i hide
you make me perfect
help me get inside
i wanna fuck you
i wanna taste you
i wanna feel you
i wanna be you
Rhys
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obscure NIN
* i'm so tired i can't get to sleep
* and the squeaking of the bed
* is right in time with the song that's
* repeating in my head
its uncomforting to rember how you used to like a good fuck
every once in awhile
* i just want(ed) you to know (that)
* 'when i do it, i only think of you'
* i'm so tired i can't get to sleep
* and the squeaking of the bed
* is right in time with the song that's
* repeating in my head
its uncomforting to rember how you used to like a good fuck
every once in awhile
* i just want(ed) you to know (that)
* 'when i do it, i only think of you'
Summery
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I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no You're the one who makes me come running
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mineI close my eyes And see you before me
Think I would die If you were to ignore me
A fool could see Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees I do anything for you I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh noI love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh noI want you I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you I touch myself
Ooh, ooh, oo, oo ahh I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myselfI honestly doI touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myselfI honestly doI touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no You're the one who makes me come running
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mineI close my eyes And see you before me
Think I would die If you were to ignore me
A fool could see Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees I do anything for you I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh noI love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh noI want you I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you I touch myself
Ooh, ooh, oo, oo ahh I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myselfI honestly doI touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myselfI honestly doI touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
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Rhys said:
Ok, how fast can you be here?
Da Moon
Rhys
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I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
Werewolves of London
If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
Werewolves of London
He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
Werewolves of London
Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
Werewolves of London
Draw blood
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
Werewolves of London
If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
Werewolves of London
He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
Werewolves of London
Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
Werewolves of London
Draw blood
Rhys
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Vicious Streak
What am I gonna do
I feel like I'm on fire
If you only knew
That you're the object of desire
I keep hanging on, keep hanging on
And I swear by God that you're the only one
I keep hanging on, keep hanging on
And I swear by God that it won't be long
My aim is true
My vision is clear
My thoughts are crude
Whenever you're near
I keep hanging on, keep hanging on
And I swear by God that you're the only one
I keep hanging on, keep hanging on
And I swear by God that it won't be long
I keep hanging on
You've got a vicious streak
For someone so young
You're like solar flair
In the rising sun
I keep hanging on
I keep hanging on
I keep hanging on
I keep hanging on
What am I gonna do
I feel like I'm on fire
If you only knew
That you're the object of desire
I keep hanging on, keep hanging on
And I swear by God that you're the only one
I keep hanging on, keep hanging on
And I swear by God that it won't be long
My aim is true
My vision is clear
My thoughts are crude
Whenever you're near
I keep hanging on, keep hanging on
And I swear by God that you're the only one
I keep hanging on, keep hanging on
And I swear by God that it won't be long
I keep hanging on
You've got a vicious streak
For someone so young
You're like solar flair
In the rising sun
I keep hanging on
I keep hanging on
I keep hanging on
I keep hanging on
Summery
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your morning smile of torture holds me in it's grip
you trace the taste of yesterday the bruise upon my Lip
you touch my eyes and hypnotize and slip inside my heart
I wait for this forever but we always fall apart
you want to hold me closer
and secretly entice
you take the size of shadowed men
and punish me with kisses every night
this espionage is sweeter now
now that we're alone but I meet your eyes and then despise
all we call our own
I write my name in lipstick on the mirror as I leave
to stay would be too dangerous
to break the make believe...
you trace the taste of yesterday the bruise upon my Lip
you touch my eyes and hypnotize and slip inside my heart
I wait for this forever but we always fall apart
you want to hold me closer
and secretly entice
you take the size of shadowed men
and punish me with kisses every night
this espionage is sweeter now
now that we're alone but I meet your eyes and then despise
all we call our own
I write my name in lipstick on the mirror as I leave
to stay would be too dangerous
to break the make believe...
G
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Re: Re: Re: The Saturday night shit stirring, naughty, because I am fucking drunk thread
Cool, that's means you'll be here yesterday?
Moon
Rhys said:
Cool, that's means you'll be here yesterday?
Moon
