The Rules

[Natalie Nessus]

 

[gleam]

Re: Rule #11

I was sitting on my own on a bench, pondering the meaning of it all, when a man comes up to me and says "Cheer up! Things could be worse!"

So I cheered up. And sure enough, things did get worse..

Rule#11

Just when you think things can't get much worse, they do

 

[gleam]

Re: Rule # 2

Rule #3

Never trust anyone who squats is public, especially when they are nude...

Rule# 2

Never squat in public, especially if you are nude

 

[YoungGun69]

rule 13
the closer it is to quitting time the more work you will get.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Rule#14

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[Natalie Nessus]

Rule#15

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[RisiaSkye]

Rule #16

You become much more attractive to singles when you're attached.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Re: Rule #16

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[RisiaSkye]

Rule #16.5--testing the theory

Nessus will say something nice about whatever rule I post.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

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[Natalie Nessus]

Rule#Whatever

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[*Lazer*]

Rule # 17 We are all bozos on this bus...

 

[april-wine]

Rule hmmmmm lost count

the kids will have to pee only after 30 minutes of packing them into snowsuit, boots, hat, mitts, and scarf......

 

[OUTSIDER]

#19

When your girlfriend/lover/wife/shag monkey asks you a question like "does this make me look fat".....say nothing.....run screaming from the room.....if you say anything you will be held accountable.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Rule#20

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[Ordinary Bob]

**generic rule 1A**

Never hold a cat with just one arm when you go to vacuum the carpet!

 

[Always]

Rule #21

never shave a cat like a poodle without rubber protective gloves.

 

[Always]

Rule #22

In fact don't shave a cat like a poodle, ever. The cat will get you back.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Rule#23

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[Natalie Nessus]

Rule#24

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[Natalie Nessus]

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[Natalie Nessus]

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