The Rules

[Natalie Nessus]

 

[Never]

Nessus:
"#1
Never sneeze when gargling with mouthwash."

How do I get involved in these things?
Olkay, the next time I'm gargling with mouthwash I will..

 

[freakygirl]

i thought it was.. "never sneeze when giving a blow job"

 

[lilminx]

How about "Never sneeze when you have to fart- especially in public" - lol

 

[Natalie Nessus]

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[Natalie Nessus]

Rule # 2

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[Silverlily]

Nessus honey, I try to avoid being nude in public.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Rule # 3

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[lilminx]

Re: Rule # 2

Rule# 2

Never squat in public, especially if you are nude

Damn, THAT's what I'm doing wrong!

 

[Natalie Nessus]

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[Dixon Carter Lee]

Rule #3 -- If someone allows you to merge, give him the unversal "Thank you" driver wave, or risk a road raged psycho tailgaiter.

 

[Silverlily]

Unless the dress code calls for it

There you go! I never bottom in public. Outside the confines of home, I only Top.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

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[Natalie Nessus]

Rule#4

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[Natalie Nessus]

Rule#5

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[OUTSIDER]

#6

Never trust people who have rhyming names, like Barry McGary or Mavis Davis.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Rule#7

 

[YoungGun69]

Rule 8

Rule 8

Never cook food while in the nude.

 

[lilminx]

Re: Rule 8

Rule 8
Never cook food while in the nude.

Hmmmm.... I've done that- just make sure you don't let your boobs get too close to the stovetop! Yikes!

 

[YoungGun69]

Re: Re: Rule 8

Hmmmm.... I've done that- just make sure you don't let your boobs get too close to the stovetop! Yikes!

What did you end up with...

hot Tamales?

 

[lilminx]

Re: Re: Re: Rule 8

What did you end up with...
hot Tamales?

Lol- something like that...

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Rule#9

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[OUTSIDER]

#10

The car will break down just when you need it most.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Rule #11

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[RisiaSkye]

Rule 12

The ability to like one's inlaws is directly proportionate to the distance from your home that they maintain.