Miltone
Shameless Romantic
- Joined
- Jul 19, 2001
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You may have seen this place or something like it somewhere, maybe only in the movies. Dark mahogany paneling, a long bar, dim lighting, the barstools are covered in leather as are the booths that line the walls. There are autographed portraits of movie stars hung around, real movie stars like Bogie and Gable, Hepburn and Bacall, Sinatra and Garland. If you didn’t know better you’d swear you had just stepped back into the 1950’s, and maybe you have. Women are treated with respect, men are expected to lead, and anyone who doesn’t know the difference isn’t welcome.
A few tables and chairs set out and a great old Wurlitzer jukebox in the corner that has every good song ever recorded. Smoking is allowed so long as you’re not obnoxious about it. The drinks are strong and the conversation is always tart but honest. Men come here to forget about the women who broke their hearts or just get away from their daily cares and get drunk. Women come here for the same sort of reasons or maybe because they know that the bartender and the help make sure they don’t get hassled if they just want to be by themselves for a while.
Oh, yeah, I’m Joe, the guy who owns this place. What’sa matter with you? Thought I’d have a name like Todd or Marchand? I work here during the day mostly, but often check in at night to make sure the barmaids aren’t dipping into the till, if you know what I mean. I don’t have a lot of rules here, and won’t hesitate to let you know that there are discreet private rooms upstairs where you can take your hot little date, should you get so lucky. And one other thing, this isn’t one of those feel-good new-speak fern bars where they serve fru-fru drinks with umbrellas, nor is it the usual OOC kind of place. A fine wit, sharp conversation, interesting character, and a fucking good sense of humor are recommended.
Whether you’re new in town or know it like the back of your hand, if you got a problem or something on your mind and need to talk it out, or just want to say hello then duck your head and drink your troubles away, this is the place. The doors are open and all are welcome! Anyone ordering a drink with bourbon in it gets half off till midnight. Wha-da-ya say?
A few tables and chairs set out and a great old Wurlitzer jukebox in the corner that has every good song ever recorded. Smoking is allowed so long as you’re not obnoxious about it. The drinks are strong and the conversation is always tart but honest. Men come here to forget about the women who broke their hearts or just get away from their daily cares and get drunk. Women come here for the same sort of reasons or maybe because they know that the bartender and the help make sure they don’t get hassled if they just want to be by themselves for a while.
Oh, yeah, I’m Joe, the guy who owns this place. What’sa matter with you? Thought I’d have a name like Todd or Marchand? I work here during the day mostly, but often check in at night to make sure the barmaids aren’t dipping into the till, if you know what I mean. I don’t have a lot of rules here, and won’t hesitate to let you know that there are discreet private rooms upstairs where you can take your hot little date, should you get so lucky. And one other thing, this isn’t one of those feel-good new-speak fern bars where they serve fru-fru drinks with umbrellas, nor is it the usual OOC kind of place. A fine wit, sharp conversation, interesting character, and a fucking good sense of humor are recommended.
Whether you’re new in town or know it like the back of your hand, if you got a problem or something on your mind and need to talk it out, or just want to say hello then duck your head and drink your troubles away, this is the place. The doors are open and all are welcome! Anyone ordering a drink with bourbon in it gets half off till midnight. Wha-da-ya say?